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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: xx162mikeyxx]
    #16654107 - 08/06/12 02:56 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Only the coins.

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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: egodeathflux]
    #16654802 - 08/06/12 04:26 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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egodeathflux said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morphine

I think you'll find they most certainly do not suck. My favourite dro0g. :syringe: :sun:





Damn I didn't know morphine was that old. Let alone being marketed. I thought back then it was just opium, heroin and cocaine
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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #16655351 - 08/06/12 05:51 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
get a job with the bank, introduce a worm to the computer that takes the
change from people's accounts, transfers the money to another bank and then to
a 3rd offshore, if I'm taking the 88 cents, 32 cents and shit from people's
accounts then no one really notices, when you consider that there's millions
of accounts at each bank, dont for a couple of years just once a months I'd
retire with more than 100 million if I didnt get caught



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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: Seriously_Spaced]
    #16657795 - 08/06/12 11:19 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

First you need to stalk the teller you plan on robbing for a few months. You wan't a female teller with children and a seemingly happy family life. You need to find out where she lives, where her kids go to school. You need to get pictures of her kids using a good zoom lens and find out there names and everything you can. Stalk the SHIT out of these people. Hell even break into their house and do something that will shake them up pretty good like mutilate their cat or leave a mutilated animal in their house, also take a few pictures. You want to put the teller in a state of constant fear. Close to home fear! After you get that accomplished you show up at the bank with the pictures  and a  pre written note. You walk up to the teller and tell her that you would like to make withdrawal. Hand her the note. It should start out saying in bold large print,  Dear (tellers full name) for little jane doe and john does sake (this is where the kids names come into play) please read this whole note and stay calm before making any rash decisions because if this robbery goes bad my guys are waiting for your children at (location where children are). If I run into cops on my way out of here your kids will be shot from the trunk of a car with a high powered hunting rifle ALA DC sniper. Here is some proof that I am not bluffing (pictures of inside house and kids going to school). The police will not have time to apprehend my partners before your children are dead. Funny money/dye bombs will also get your children murdered. So if you think your children are worth less than your shit paying job then have me arrested and a text readIng "kill" will be sent to the people waiting outside your children's school. If you stay calm, give me a all the money and wait till I am 20 minutes away to report me your kids will be fine and so will you. I am sure your boss will understand the situation I have put you in...

You will want to wear high intensity infrered LED lights all over your hat and shirt, Grow a beard, wear some glasses, grow your hair. If you have $1500 to spend on this get a movie quality mask. also do NOT do it in your car. you want to force a stranger into being your get away driver at gun point, you will need a gunman to wait in the car so the driver does not split. Alternatively you can tie the owner of the car up, but that might draw unwanted attention. have the driver drop you off to a place where you can hop on a dirt bike and escape off on a 4 wheeling trail. As soon as the coast is clear hide the money in the woods where it will not be found and where you will be able to find it.
Lay low for a WHILE then when people start to forget about the heist go collect your money and be extremely careful how you spend it and on what you spend it. and obviously don't put it in your bank.

Please don't do this and god bless the 1st amendment...


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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: vladtepes]
    #16658055 - 08/07/12 12:15 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

:earthy: interesting topic

I'd use explosives to get myself to the $money$ and id get away by jumping down a manhole- they'd never find me.

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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: AddSnakes]
    #16658068 - 08/07/12 12:18 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I'd do it just like this.



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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: Nifflerz]
    #16658822 - 08/07/12 05:50 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

yea in the movie he gets arrested right outside... i guess it would be good to keep your car running


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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: SurReality]
    #16658834 - 08/07/12 05:53 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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SurReality said:
yea in the movie he gets arrested right outside... i guess it would be good to keep your car running




Lmao...I forgot about that part


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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: AddSnakes]
    #16658850 - 08/07/12 05:58 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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AddSnakes said:
:earthy: interesting topic

I'd use explosives to get myself to the $money$ and id get away by jumping down a manhole- they'd never find me.

:whatyougonnado:



Isn't that really risky since you will need to be very precise how much explosives you put otherwise you'll end up blowing up the whole fucking bank..then it won't be a bank robbery but a terrorist attack...Kaboom! No money. No problem.


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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: 245willow19]
    #16658871 - 08/07/12 06:05 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

it would totally be more epic if you just blow up every bank everywhere and then there would be no money.


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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: SurReality]
    #16658882 - 08/07/12 06:09 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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SurReality said:
it would totally be more epic if you just blow up every bank everywhere and then there would be no money.




Agreed. Global Problem solved! I'm sure we could lure the greedy bankers into a vault and make it look like an accident:highfive:


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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: 245willow19]
    #16659009 - 08/07/12 07:06 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

The bank of America got hit twice across the street from old work. They ordered a pizza after they got hit and I had to deliver it. Those robbers hit a BOA in sugarland Tx down the freeway from here and killed a Poe I think..

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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: Ogla]
    #16659157 - 08/07/12 07:51 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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losfreddy said:
The bank of America got hit twice across the street from old work. They ordered a pizza after they got hit and I had to deliver it. Those robbers hit a BOA in sugarland Tx down the freeway from here and killed a Poe I think..



wait-so you had to bring a za to the thiefs ?:uh:


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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: Micawber]
    #16659225 - 08/07/12 08:12 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Take down communications directly from the server room, impersonating a telecom guy with a fake work order.

Drop through the roof at night, directly above the vault, with plasma cutters.

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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: shroomiin]
    #16659985 - 08/07/12 11:34 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

i would probably try to rob the bank a minute after they closed with a gun and ski mask... http://www.oddee.com/item_96624.aspx

these guys are also pretty funny http://www.oddee.com/item_96578.aspx


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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: SurReality]
    #16660015 - 08/07/12 11:40 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

First you'd have to figure out how to make sure theres no die packs in the bills you take. Stake it out, watch the tellers, make sure you know how many are in the building at any given time, then you would have to wait for a large event in close proximity to the bank your gona be robbing, you dont want a big one. If possible one that keeps there vault open most of the time. Rush in hostile, guns drawn. Make sure everyone feels there lifes on the line. Tell the tellers to back the fuck up and get on the ground before they can hit any type of panic button, have two of your partners go around collecting cellphones while making sure nobody tries anything, while two of you collect the cash. In and out in under three minutes. Slip into the crowd, change clothes. Stash the money in a dumpster or something for later pickup.

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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #16660055 - 08/07/12 11:47 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

i wouldn't rob a bank, i would pay retards to do it for me and take a cut of the money


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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #16660070 - 08/07/12 11:49 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

You're no fun :awenuhuh:

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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #16660082 - 08/07/12 11:50 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

i'm also no felon :wink:


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Re: How would you rob a bank? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #16660096 - 08/07/12 11:52 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Stash the money in a dumpster or something for later pickup.




i think that is the dumbest thing i've read in this thread, other my previous comment which was a joke.


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