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vasectomy please?
    #16620623 - 07/31/12 05:51 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I'm almost 19, i'm a happy father and i don't want to have another child, i read through this thread
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16333428/fpart/1/vc/1

And it didn't seem to have the op posting back with results. Do you think there's a chance i can get it done if i explain that i have poor impulse control and have already gotten close to a second pregnancy.On  top of this my gf has stated she would opt for an abortion if it happened again because we're happy with one child.All the birth controls shes tried have had bad side effects btw so that's not an option and ime condoms are only good in  theory.

So do you think there's a chance i can get it done? Im in Australia btw if it makes any difference or if any other Australians have shared this situation.


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: three-toed-sloth]
    #16620827 - 07/31/12 07:17 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I didn't read the thread you posted... cause It's morning and I'm lazy.

I know in New York ( from what I've heard ) that you can only get an vasectomy in a few cases...

-You are over 25
-You have had 3 kids
OR
-Mental illness.

You can get diagnosed Bi-Polar pretty easy, which doctors usually include promiscuity in it. Then you show the hospital you are a bi-polar little whore, and get clipped.

:shrug:

I'm getting a vasectomy pretty soon. I'm 21 with a newborn, and me and my girl are both done. Though I'm trying to convince her to get her tubes tied, for the simple fact that a man is awake for his procedure, and I'm having a hard time getting passed that.


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: Bundy]
    #16620845 - 07/31/12 07:24 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Dude, if you get snipped your old lady MUST get snipped too!

Fair is Fair and I would have a problem if my mate didn't do the same thing.


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: Its Pat]
    #16620867 - 07/31/12 07:33 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Idk if it's still true or not but I heard that it's safer and easier for a male to get a vasectomy.


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: Pareidolia]
    #16620873 - 07/31/12 07:35 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Ouch , I couldn't do one .
Why not just get your lady's tubes tied instead ?


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: Bundy]
    #16620906 - 07/31/12 07:44 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

If you got local anesthetic wouldn't it be like the dentist? The pain being discomfort and the rest being in your head?However I wouldn't know the feeling and from what i know there's still alot of tenderness for you to consider. Im totally for it though and i mean its nowhere near bi-polar but i have been given an ADHD diagnosis. I doubt that'd give me any chance of getting in on the last case (mental illness). I dont want to bring another kid into this world for its sake and mine, im happy in life now and i wanna ''lock it in''.


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: candyflip420]
    #16620924 - 07/31/12 07:48 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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candyflip420 said:
Ouch , I couldn't do one .
Why not just get your lady's tubes tied instead ?



Because for a guy its like getting a tooth pulled and for a woman its like getting actual surgery. Making your woman get tied is for chauvinists and pussies


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: three-toed-sloth]
    #16620926 - 07/31/12 07:49 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Considering she gave birth to our daughter and the vasectomy's a healthier  option I feel its up to me.
Why is every guy I mention this to so afraid?


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: three-toed-sloth]
    #16620933 - 07/31/12 07:52 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

In case you were wondering..

...looks like the procedure would only take 20 mins. Had no idea it was like that.


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: three-toed-sloth]
    #16620945 - 07/31/12 07:56 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I just recently read about a male contraceptive gel that they're testing in human trials right now.  I don't know the timeline before it hits the market but it's not permanent or invasive like vasectomy, and it's effective enough to replace condoms as a contraceptive, though a prophylactic is still a good idea to avoid getting any STIs.


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #16620949 - 07/31/12 07:58 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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bloodsheen said:
Quote:

candyflip420 said:
Ouch , I couldn't do one .
Why not just get your lady's tubes tied instead ?



Because for a guy its like getting a tooth pulled and for a woman its like getting actual surgery. Making your woman get tied is for chauvinists and pussies




Maybe some people are just afraid of dentist and vasectomy's in life. I Think that its kinda crazy they can convince the women to do it though.


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: three-toed-sloth]
    #16620960 - 07/31/12 08:01 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I also think I've heard somewhere that there's a higher likelihood of infection and sepsis with the vasectomy procedure.  I don't know how true this is though, but I know one thing:  You don't want any kind of infection in your junk.  If your body doesn't respond to sepsis treatment then it's chop-chop time if you catch my drift.


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: three-toed-sloth]
    #16620968 - 07/31/12 08:04 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I'm right for prophylactics and wont be waiting on any gels as i only have one partner i just needa get the snip :frown:
I figured you were just contributing some general knowledge to the thread though.

I think il be right for infections otherwise il get over it, I think guys are just extremely cautious with there junk.


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: three-toed-sloth]
    #16620980 - 07/31/12 08:08 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

When the strongest drives of any living organism on earth are to survive and reproduce, it's only natural we wanna protect our shit. :smirk:


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #16620996 - 07/31/12 08:12 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I feel humans have reproduced a bit much these days, that's livin near the city for ya. :shrug:


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #16621230 - 07/31/12 09:22 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

abltsandwich said:
I just recently read about a male contraceptive gel that they're testing in human trials right now.




I don't think its even been submitted for review in the U.S.  This means it's probably years, if not a decade away.


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Re: vasectomy please? [Re: three-toed-sloth]
    #16621255 - 07/31/12 09:29 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

children ? i must be broken. trust me. unless its just all the drugs


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