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OfflineDogomush
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The independant police plan
    #1655057 - 06/23/03 01:50 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I wanna be an indy cop. I wanna go around in a uniform of my own design and write tickets for offenses of my choosing. It would be a way to make money. You could go around telling people what they've done wrong and then the wrong doers would support you. Wait a minute I just realized the churches already beat me to it. Oh well. I wouldn't have a monopoly on the industry after all. Well at least I discovered a new way to look at organized religions. Indy cops! More power to them!


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OfflineAdamist
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Re: The independant police plan [Re: Dogomush]
    #1655165 - 06/23/03 02:54 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Indy police, the moral enforcers. Drop your wallet in the bowl or get beat down by the wrath of God. Confess your crimes and let the holy pork-and-bean sauce cleanse your dirty soul.


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Re: The independant police plan [Re: Dogomush]
    #1655167 - 06/23/03 02:55 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Interesting way of looking at it! :smile:


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OfflineDailyPot
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Re: The independant police plan [Re: RebelSteve33]
    #1655178 - 06/23/03 03:06 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I was about to make a post how I thought cops have the same mentality as criminals, atleast some of them. They just want to be able to fuck with people but they're more organized about it. I think some cops, the ones most people talk about, have deep psycological damage.


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Re: The independant police plan [Re: DailyPot]
    #1655428 - 06/23/03 05:17 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

It's just a mafia supported by society.


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Offlineatomikfunksoldier
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Re: The independant police plan [Re: Grav]
    #1655436 - 06/23/03 05:21 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

yes, either that or an institution designed to enforce laws and protect the public from bad people.


but bad people dont really exist, they are just a social constructions right? made by the government to support the crime industry.

its all capitalism man, you gotta break money to make money!

you know whats fucked!! the government makes money in factories, by the ton! and then for some reason some people dont get any of this money that they distribute, and they end up robbing other people who did get the distributed money! alot of problems would be solved if the gov't gave the money they created to poor people, instead of banks....which are allready full of money.


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Re: The independant police plan [Re: DailyPot]
    #1655661 - 06/23/03 09:08 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

HAHa.

That's right, i think some cops got the heart, but many are just as sociopathic as the next prick.
The people i want to be cops are people who sorta wanna be cops. If you thought about becoming a cop once in your life but quickly dismissed it, then you'd be the perfect cop. I'd give you badge and a gun the first day and you could go off doin' whatever you feel like.


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Offlinejohnnyfive
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Re: The independant police plan [Re: Dogomush]
    #1655777 - 06/23/03 02:26 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

lol, yep :laugh:


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OfflineBillMcShroom
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Re: The independant police plan [Re: johnnyfive]
    #1655793 - 06/23/03 02:37 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I think cops should have personality checks before they can join to keep out the nasty ones.


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COPS AND THE CHURCH [Re: Dogomush]
    #1656173 - 06/23/03 05:15 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I like seeing Catholic priests in handcuffs.
somehow I can't get the image out of my head.
I'm thnking, what will happen to them in prison?
will God come to their aid?
but I'm thinking that maybe for some of them prison will be a lot of fun.

I like handcuffs. and I like priests. so I'm in heaven. no, they're in heaven.
ha! they're a danger to society. let's cuff and shackle them.
why not the whole church? they're the greatest danger to society imho.
seems to make perfect sense.
no wait. who's the greater danger to society? cops or priests?

ps. you don't have to always say "in my opinion" or anything like that all the time.
and why do people have so many "humble" opinions?
if you were really humble, you'd keep them to yourself.

and another thing, some cops seem to be terribly ashamed of what they're doing.
why the red faces? pigs? why?
now put your right hand on the BIBLE
swear to protect and uphold the constitution.
now YOU ARE the higher authority.
that's why we're in such a mess right now...

irony: the biggest danger in doing drugs is getting caught.

did you hear about the guy who was too smart to be a cop?

anyway.. . what I was saying is (what was I saying?)
if I see another priest in handcuffs,
I'm gonna have to publicly denounce the Catholic Church.

you've been warned.
thank you.


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Re: The independant police plan [Re: BillMcShroom]
    #1656238 - 06/23/03 05:43 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

BillMcShroom: I think cops should have personality checks before they can join to keep out the nasty ones.

I thought they already had such tests... but they WANT the nasty ones!


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Offlinenubious
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Re: The independant police plan [Re: Sclorch]
    #1657116 - 06/23/03 11:41 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

irony: the biggest danger in doing drugs is getting caught.




That depends on the drug...


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