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I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo!
    #16516263 - 07/11/12 07:52 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

So my girlfriend recently got laid off from work and she has a bunch of free time on her hands. 8 hours of 'alone time' each day while I'm at work.

Today I got out of work early and came home un-announced. When I got home I found my girlfriend dressed up in her sexy lingerie playing with her dildo on chatroulette! :eek:

I didn't care. I pushed her on the bed and started fucking her. It actually turns me on to know my girlfriend is a horny little slut! :derfase:

I told her I don't care what she does for pleasure as long as I'm her man. We are engaged and have been together for 4.5 years now. :heart:

So what would you guys do if you found your girlfriend in this situation?


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #16516448 - 07/11/12 08:24 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

say "excuse me, I didn't mean to walk in on you while you were masturbating." Like a gentleman, what else would I do?


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #16517056 - 07/11/12 10:07 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
So my girlfriend recently got laid off from work and she has a bunch of free time on her hands. 8 hours of 'alone time' each day while I'm at work.

Today I got out of work early and came home un-announced. When I got home I found my girlfriend dressed up in her sexy lingerie playing with her dildo on chatroulette! :eek:

I didn't care. I pushed her on the bed and started fucking her. It actually turns me on to know my girlfriend is a horny little slut! :derfase:

I told her I don't care what she does for pleasure as long as I'm her man. We are engaged and have been together for 4.5 years now. :heart:

So what would you guys do if you found your girlfriend in this situation?






Sounds about right.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 14
    #16517331 - 07/11/12 10:56 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

So if you don't care about her masturbating on chat roulette with a bunch of strangers you certainly wouldn't mind posting pics/videos of her masturbating for a bunch of shroomerites...amirite?  :yesnod:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: HeadTripVertigo] * 1
    #16517706 - 07/12/12 12:12 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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HeadTripVertigo said:
So if you don't care about her masturbating on chat roulette with a bunch of strangers you certainly wouldn't mind posting pics/videos of her masturbating for a bunch of shroomerites...amirite?  :yesnod:



I like this guy :hi5:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #16517838 - 07/12/12 12:44 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

HeadTripVertigo said:
So if you don't care about her masturbating on chat roulette with a bunch of strangers you certainly wouldn't mind posting pics/videos of her masturbating for a bunch of shroomerites...amirite?  :yesnod:




THIS, THIS, THIS.
But it won't happen, because OP is ANON. </3

But, yeah.. ehh.. if MY girlfriend did that, (we've been together for over 2 years now, since we were stupid 'lil kids we've had the hots, and she is REALLY innocent, but curious. I teach her many, many things.)
I would leave her immediately. Our relationship is a very emotional one, and I feel very, very... possessive.
I'd be pretty upset/hurt if she even watched porn, (She's only seen porn once, and was scarred for months X'D) regardless of how much porn I watch whenever she and I aren't doing stuff to each other. Ie, she doesn't feel in the mood? Alright, night! *waits* *fap fap fap, pronz.*

I'm a guy, I guess.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: 999] * 1
    #16517845 - 07/12/12 12:47 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

You'd be upset/hurt if she watched porn? Even if you watch tons of it?  :what:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #16517869 - 07/12/12 12:55 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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sadsappysucker said:
You'd be upset/hurt if she watched porn? Even if you watch tons of it?  :what:




I'm a double-standard making hypocrite, and I love how innocent my girlfriend is. She's actually two years older than me, too.
Asian family, strong morals.
I love her for the person she is, and it would just hurt me to watch her corrupt herself.
I'm slowly breaking her into the sexual world, and it's a nice, slow ride for me.. allowing us to spend more time emotionally than sexually, which is a change from what I was doing/dating BEFORE her.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: 999]
    #16517882 - 07/12/12 12:57 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

You sound a little controlling. You should see what she wants. If she ever did want to watch porn, I don't see the harm. Watching porn while fucking is funny/awesome.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #16517892 - 07/12/12 01:02 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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sadsappysucker said:
You sound a little controlling. You should see what she wants. If she ever did want to watch porn, I don't see the harm. Watching porn while fucking is funny/awesome.




I understand you completely, trust me, I'm aware X'D
She doesn't want to watch porn, and I'd be more okay with watching porn with her than walking in on her watching porn.
If it was any other girl, or a girl I loved a little less/was already sexually experienced, it would be different. As a general principal, I don't care what people do when it comes to masturbation.

You'll have to trust me when I say this is a situational thing, and I'm not that much of a controlling fruitloop.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: 999]
    #16517918 - 07/12/12 01:12 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

My brother dated an Asian chick that was like that so I understand about the innocent thing. If she doesn't want to watch it though I guess it works out for you. As long as you are aware that you sound somewhat controlling, and are not actively keeping her from growing as a person because you want to preserve some idea of a perfect innocence in your partner. Growing together sexually is one of the best parts of a relationship.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #16518008 - 07/12/12 01:41 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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My brother dated an Asian chick that was like that so I understand about the innocent thing. If she doesn't want to watch it though I guess it works out for you. As long as you are aware that you sound somewhat controlling, and are not actively keeping her from growing as a person because you want to preserve some idea of a perfect innocence in your partner. Growing together sexually is one of the best parts of a relationship.



I'm glad you understand! I'm completely aware, and I'm certainly not inhibiting her. Before I came along, she had gone 2 years without masturbating >.>
At aaannny rate! I love her, and I'm guiding her at a pace she finds extremely fast... even though, by comparison to even the AMISH, we're moving slow. I'm happy, she's happy. It's all good.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #16518088 - 07/12/12 02:26 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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sadsappysucker said:
You sound a little controlling.




true indeed. no offense OP, but it does look like it... except in your last post there. just saying... i wouldn't consider it too "weird", personally. :shrug: that's all.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: HeadTripVertigo] * 1
    #16518226 - 07/12/12 04:38 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

HeadTripVertigo said:
So if you don't care about her masturbating on chat roulette with a bunch of strangers you certainly wouldn't mind posting pics/videos of her masturbating for a bunch of shroomerites...amirite?  :yesnod:




Believe it or not she kind of encouraged me to make this thread and left me with a picture that she told me to post on The Shroomery! :lol: I love my girlfriend! :heart:

I'll post the pic after I edit out her face.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #16518234 - 07/12/12 04:46 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Okay, here she is. My sexy little slut! :heart:

This pic was taken yesterday. :boobs:


And this didlo pic is from when we first met 4+ years ago. (yes thats going up her asshole) :derfase:



And the only reason I post this annonymously is because I have real life friends on the Shroomery, and this is a little too personal to share with them. :smile:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #16518237 - 07/12/12 04:47 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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I'll post the pic after I edit out her face.




:awedance:  :popcorn:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: McNel]
    #16518238 - 07/12/12 04:49 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Just posted the pics, look up. ^^^^

Would you guys fuck her?

:awebig:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #16518242 - 07/12/12 04:52 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

wow... nice big boobies  :crazy2:

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Just posted the pics, look up. ^^^^

Would you guys fuck her?

:awebig:





haha are we allowed to say yes? :lol:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 6
    #16518268 - 07/12/12 05:05 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Okay, here she is. My sexy little slut! :heart:

This pic was taken yesterday. :boobs:


And this didlo pic is from when we first met 4+ years ago. (yes thats going up her asshole) :derfase:



And the only reason I post this annonymously is because I have real life friends on the Shroomery, and this is a little too personal to share with them. :smile:





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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: 999]
    #16518441 - 07/12/12 06:18 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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999 said:
Quote:

sadsappysucker said:
You sound a little controlling. You should see what she wants. If she ever did want to watch porn, I don't see the harm. Watching porn while fucking is funny/awesome.




I understand you completely, trust me, I'm aware X'D
She doesn't want to watch porn, and I'd be more okay with watching porn with her than walking in on her watching porn.
If it was any other girl, or a girl I loved a little less/was already sexually experienced, it would be different. As a general principal, I don't care what people do when it comes to masturbation.

You'll have to trust me when I say this is a situational thing, and I'm not that much of a controlling fruitloop.




You must be such a joy to be with :rolleyes:
I would advise you to ditch the controlling attitude and get some therapy for co-dependency issues. Because if you don't I can guarantee your relationship will end horribly (they all do). Honestly you sound pretty young and pretty "white-trash" from this and your other posts...



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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #16518616 - 07/12/12 08:13 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

same thing you did, it's hilarious because if anyone is watching they know they can probably never touch her


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: atayia]
    #16518946 - 07/12/12 09:51 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

999, you are so stereotyping all asians its not even funny. :lol: one of my best taiwanese friends is a dominatrix who has 4 slaves. None of her family or friends knows what she does and they assume she's an innocent type who never watches porn.

Just saying, you might get a big, big dose of reality one day.

I feel sorry for the guy who dates me because he assumes I'm "innocent." :lol:

Controlling guys like you are exactly the reason asians don't like seeing other asians date outside their race. :bored: since apparently she comes from a traditional family, I bet they talk shit about you behind your back. :lol:


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Anyway, back to this thread, this is really hot and I totally want to fuck my bff on camera with a bunch of people watching. Maybe come on the shermery IRC chat? :lol:


Edited by Crystal G (07/12/12 10:05 AM)


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: atayia]
    #16519021 - 07/12/12 10:07 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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atayia said:
same thing you did, it's hilarious because if anyone is watching they know they can probably never touch her




Yeah, she said she made 2 guys cum and played around with a bisexual girl.

I think it's hott that guys are getting off to MY girlfriend, but they can't have her, she's mine.

Guys like what I got. I take that as a compliment.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: The Phleg]
    #16519049 - 07/12/12 10:11 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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pyrate999 said:


:datass:




:lol:

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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: McNel] * 1
    #16519064 - 07/12/12 10:14 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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McNel said:
wow... nice big boobies  :crazy2:

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Just posted the pics, look up. ^^^^

Would you guys fuck her?

:awebig:





haha are we allowed to say yes? :lol:




Yes.

My girlfriend will appreciate the compliments. She is going to read this thread Once she's back from vacation.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: 999]
    #16519269 - 07/12/12 11:00 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

999 said:
Quote:

sadsappysucker said:
You sound a little controlling. You should see what she wants. If she ever did want to watch porn, I don't see the harm. Watching porn while fucking is funny/awesome.




I understand you completely, trust me, I'm aware X'D
She doesn't want to watch porn, and I'd be more okay with watching porn with her than walking in on her watching porn.
If it was any other girl, or a girl I loved a little less/was already sexually experienced, it would be different. As a general principal, I don't care what people do when it comes to masturbation.

You'll have to trust me when I say this is a situational thing, and I'm not that much of a controlling fruitloop.





What you have already said implies that you have control issues. Your woman doing this some how attacks the security of your relationship. This is too bad because a relationship is about communication and talking to each other to better the relationship. If you can't be open to something so innocent, I fear you'll get your heart broken.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Crystal G]
    #16519565 - 07/12/12 12:01 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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999, you are so stereotyping all asians its not even funny. :lol: one of my best taiwanese friends is a dominatrix who has 4 slaves. None of her family or friends knows what she does and they assume she's an innocent type who never watches porn.

Just saying, you might get a big, big dose of reality one day.

I feel sorry for the guy who dates me because he assumes I'm "innocent." :lol:

Controlling guys like you are exactly the reason asians don't like seeing other asians date outside their race. :bored: since apparently she comes from a traditional family, I bet they talk shit about you behind your back. :lol:

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Anyway, back to this thread, this is really hot and I totally want to fuck my bff on camera with a bunch of people watching. Maybe come on the shermery IRC chat? :lol:





Lol, no, I'm not stereotyping them, this is really how she/her family is! I'm not stereotyping asians, either! Actually, the most common stereotypes for Asians are sorta negative. Obviously everyone is different :smile: <33 much love.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: 999] * 1
    #16521534 - 07/12/12 06:23 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

moar  pics pls  :gombypls:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #16522189 - 07/12/12 08:17 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

999 you sound like a self righteous dickhead. Sorry but the hypocritical nature of your post has amazed me beyond belief, I only hope your girlfriend enjoys good traditional gangbangs behind your back.

As for the OP, I agree, people enjoying your girlfriend is a compliment. Nothing to get jealous over, no risk of std's or raising someone elses kid so I don't see the issue.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Jwlst]
    #16522259 - 07/12/12 08:32 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: withoutawire]
    #16522414 - 07/12/12 09:00 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

So when you say you pushed her down on the bed, did you check the orientation of the camera so you knew that they could see it?

If yes = Right on.
If no = prude.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #16524660 - 07/13/12 09:47 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Haha no, the laptop was already closed at that point.

But on the past she has given me blow jobs on chatroulette.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Crystal G]
    #16526838 - 07/13/12 05:31 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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I feel sorry for the guy who dates me because he assumes I'm "innocent." :lol:




Won't he be able to disprove that by all thE track marks?


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: HeadTripVertigo] * 1
    #16541329 - 07/16/12 07:40 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I would like to thank you all for the compliments.

I wasn't expecting him to freak out and get angry about finding me on Chatroulette.

This was the first time I had ever had sex online without him before.

Im so glad that my man didn't mind at all and took it as a turn on. That just gets me turned on and makes our sex life more exciting.

I wouldn't mind if he posted more pics or even a video.

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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: TrippyChick420] * 2
    #16541344 - 07/16/12 07:44 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

damn why is it every time i get on chatroulette ill i get is a bunch of guys beating their meat or a 12 year old girl just looking for attention(not interested in either)? i wish i could find that chick on there instead


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: basqueshaman]
    #16541411 - 07/16/12 08:01 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

don't mean to be perverse but i would fuck your gf and titty fuck that is all. :gombypls:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: TrippyChick420] * 1
    #16541460 - 07/16/12 08:12 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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I would like to thank you all for the compliments.

I wasn't expecting him to freak out and get angry about finding me on Chatroulette.

This was the first time I had ever had sex online without him before.

Im so glad that my man didn't mind at all and took it as a turn on. That just gets me turned on and makes our sex life more exciting.

I wouldn't mind if he posted more pics or even a video.

:blush:



Fuck yeah bitch do it up.  Get pics of you with an electro magnet in the back of a uhaul truck while trying to erase a laptop with sensitive information on it in the police lockup.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #16541474 - 07/16/12 08:16 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

i wanna see more pics shit who dont


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: basqueshaman]
    #16541481 - 07/16/12 08:18 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

We would be honored to receive more pictures for our satisfaction :laugh:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: 5is]
    #16541501 - 07/16/12 08:24 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

please for the sake of our penises and vaginas, post more pics!


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: 999]
    #16541778 - 07/16/12 09:15 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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999 said:

I would leave her immediately. Our relationship is a very emotional one, and I feel very, very... possessive.
I'd be pretty upset/hurt if she even watched porn, (She's only seen porn once, and was scarred for months X'D) regardless of how much porn I watch whenever she and I aren't doing stuff to each other. Ie, she doesn't feel in the mood? Alright, night! *waits* *fap fap fap, pronz.*

I'm a guy, I guess.





You'd be upset if your chick watched porn? What kind of 'guy' are you? But you're allowed to watch porn.....

Weird.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: ohforkiefssake]
    #16542642 - 07/16/12 11:32 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)



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    #16542710 - 07/16/12 11:47 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Just posted the pics, look up. ^^^^

Would you guys fuck her?

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not even with 18 cans in my guts :gooby:  :projectile:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: ohforkiefssake]
    #16543284 - 07/17/12 02:30 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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ohforkiefssake said:
Quote:

999 said:

I would leave her immediately. Our relationship is a very emotional one, and I feel very, very... possessive.
I'd be pretty upset/hurt if she even watched porn, (She's only seen porn once, and was scarred for months X'D) regardless of how much porn I watch whenever she and I aren't doing stuff to each other. Ie, she doesn't feel in the mood? Alright, night! *waits* *fap fap fap, pronz.*

I'm a guy, I guess.





You'd be upset if your chick watched porn? What kind of 'guy' are you? But you're allowed to watch porn.....

Weird.




im pretty sure my girlfriend watches way more porn than I do. shes kinda weird about this stuff too, like wont do it with me, and doesnt wanna know about my porn. I dont give a fuck. shes a human being and can do whatever the fuck she wants. I just kinda wish we could do that stuff together.

999, respectfully, you sound kind of ignorant to relationship equality. being that way will only hurt you in the long run; and for the record, if you would feel hurt because your chick wanted to watch porn, thats not her choice to hurt you, thats your choice to feel hurt. time to pop that male ego bubble and start growing towards equality bud.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #16543414 - 07/17/12 05:04 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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TrippyChick420 said:
I would like to thank you all for the compliments.

I wasn't expecting him to freak out and get angry about finding me on Chatroulette.

This was the first time I had ever had sex online without him before.

Im so glad that my man didn't mind at all and took it as a turn on. That just gets me turned on and makes our sex life more exciting.

I wouldn't mind if he posted more pics or even a video.

:blush:



Fuck yeah bitch do it up.  Get pics of you with an electro magnet in the back of a uhaul truck while trying to erase a laptop with sensitive information on it in the police lockup.





Hahaha.....ok Walter White.lol That might be a little difficult to do.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #16580541 - 07/24/12 03:29 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
since apparently she comes from a traditional family, I bet they talk shit about you behind your back. :lol:






Traditional asian families are generally racist / prejudiced?

Good to know.



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Okay, here she is. My sexy little slut! :heart:

This pic was taken yesterday. :boobs:


And this didlo pic is from when we first met 4+ years ago. (yes thats going up her asshole) :derfase:



And the only reason I post this annonymously is because I have real life friends on the Shroomery, and this is a little too personal to share with them. :smile:





Is her name Jill?


Also, nice tits.  :laugh:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: ohforkiefssake]
    #16595791 - 07/26/12 08:53 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

ohforkiefssake said:
Quote:

999 said:

I would leave her immediately. Our relationship is a very emotional one, and I feel very, very... possessive.
I'd be pretty upset/hurt if she even watched porn, (She's only seen porn once, and was scarred for months X'D) regardless of how much porn I watch whenever she and I aren't doing stuff to each other. Ie, she doesn't feel in the mood? Alright, night! *waits* *fap fap fap, pronz.*

I'm a guy, I guess.




Your double standard is very strange - just cause she's Asian and innocent doesn't mean she doesn't have the right to explore her sexual fantasies. If she secretly masturbated on chatroulette secretly and you found out, would you still dump her?


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #16597153 - 07/27/12 01:00 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Okay, here she is. My sexy little slut! :heart:





Doesnt look "little" to me...
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    #16597615 - 07/27/12 03:43 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: TrippyChick420] * 1
    #16597664 - 07/27/12 04:06 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Awww, somebodies butt hurt.

People can say what they will.

Not everybody here is going to drool all over you.

Some of us actually get ass on a regular basis.

But nice tits nevertheless.

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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: TrippyChick420]
    #16597684 - 07/27/12 04:14 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:boobs:

:smile:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #16597697 - 07/27/12 04:18 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Well said.

If you don't want peoples opinions. Don't.... Oh I don't know... Ask for them?


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    #16598283 - 07/27/12 08:12 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: TrippyChick420]
    #16598481 - 07/27/12 09:01 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:whatever:

You don't have to lie to kick it ya know?


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #16599519 - 07/27/12 12:28 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Okay, here she is. My sexy little slut! :heart:

This pic was taken yesterday. :boobs:


And this didlo pic is from when we first met 4+ years ago. (yes thats going up her asshole) :derfase:

I've seen those pics before a couple days ago on the shroomery. Did you post them or does your girl have an account?

And the only reason I post this annonymously is because I have real life friends on the Shroomery, and this is a little too personal to share with them. :smile:




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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #16599535 - 07/27/12 12:30 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16590797
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Anonymous #1 said:
Well I we wouldnt just go out and fuk when ever we wanted. We would let eachother know that we are goin out to look for a hook-up and go from there. So it would make this a fair advantage. I wouldnt just fuck a bunch of guys if I knew he was only getting 1-2 girls. Id keep it equal on both ends. Here is what I look like.







Either OP is trolling or his girl has a shroomery account as well!!!!! EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOU DAMN BASTARD:kingcrankey:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: i like cow poo]
    #16599836 - 07/27/12 01:20 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Im his girl....and yes I have an account.


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    #16599860 - 07/27/12 01:25 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Are you OP or do you both have a shroomery account?:strokebeard:


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    #16599875 - 07/27/12 01:28 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

We both have one


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    #16599941 - 07/27/12 01:39 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:ohokayigetit:
So is this bizaar reading eachothers feelings?  :nicesmile:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: i like cow poo]
    #16599962 - 07/27/12 01:42 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Its called trust.....we dont mind. Thats how a relationship works


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: TrippyChick420]
    #16599997 - 07/27/12 01:49 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Its called trust.....we dont mind. Thats how a relationship works



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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: TrippyChick420]
    #16600520 - 07/27/12 03:28 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

And the only reason I post this annonymously is because I have real life friends on the Shroomery, and this is a little too personal to share with them.



If you've already identified yourself as this girl, and posted your picture in several places, which will cause any real life friends on the Shroomery to recognize you, why does he care to remain anonymous? Just curious.

Maybe since he's cool already with you jilling off for strangers on chat roulette, he'll eventually warm up to the idea of the open relationship you crave but he seems to be against on your end.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #16607654 - 07/28/12 06:56 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

sadsappysucker said:
Quote:

And the only reason I post this annonymously is because I have real life friends on the Shroomery, and this is a little too personal to share with them.



If you've already identified yourself as this girl, and posted your picture in several places, which will cause any real life friends on the Shroomery to recognize you, why does he care to remain anonymous? Just curious.





I don't want this thread comming up in my post history when people search through it. I don't need my personal life all over the internet any more than it allready is.

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So who here wants to join me for a threesome with my girlfriend??? :derfase:

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    #16616416 - 07/30/12 12:59 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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    #16617432 - 07/30/12 04:09 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Lets have a gangbang and run a train on her! :derfase:


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    #16620487 - 07/31/12 04:44 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl:

And this is exaclty why (i tried) to keep this anonymous.

So what do you think? Wanna help stuff my girlfriend after a round or disc-golf? :wink:


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    #16620907 - 07/31/12 07:45 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

He's quite the fella alright....lol. He doesnt even ask me if I wanna be stuffed he just comes right out and asks you...hahaha.


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    #16623052 - 07/31/12 03:11 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

No we have not.lol. and thank you.:tongue:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #16636894 - 08/02/12 10:41 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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