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I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo!
    #16516263 - 07/11/12 07:52 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

So my girlfriend recently got laid off from work and she has a bunch of free time on her hands. 8 hours of 'alone time' each day while I'm at work.

Today I got out of work early and came home un-announced. When I got home I found my girlfriend dressed up in her sexy lingerie playing with her dildo on chatroulette! :eek:

I didn't care. I pushed her on the bed and started fucking her. It actually turns me on to know my girlfriend is a horny little slut! :derfase:

I told her I don't care what she does for pleasure as long as I'm her man. We are engaged and have been together for 4.5 years now. :heart:

So what would you guys do if you found your girlfriend in this situation?


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #16516448 - 07/11/12 08:24 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

say "excuse me, I didn't mean to walk in on you while you were masturbating." Like a gentleman, what else would I do?


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #16517056 - 07/11/12 10:07 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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So my girlfriend recently got laid off from work and she has a bunch of free time on her hands. 8 hours of 'alone time' each day while I'm at work.

Today I got out of work early and came home un-announced. When I got home I found my girlfriend dressed up in her sexy lingerie playing with her dildo on chatroulette! :eek:

I didn't care. I pushed her on the bed and started fucking her. It actually turns me on to know my girlfriend is a horny little slut! :derfase:

I told her I don't care what she does for pleasure as long as I'm her man. We are engaged and have been together for 4.5 years now. :heart:

So what would you guys do if you found your girlfriend in this situation?






Sounds about right.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 14
    #16517331 - 07/11/12 10:56 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

So if you don't care about her masturbating on chat roulette with a bunch of strangers you certainly wouldn't mind posting pics/videos of her masturbating for a bunch of shroomerites...amirite?  :yesnod:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: HeadTripVertigo] * 1
    #16517706 - 07/12/12 12:12 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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HeadTripVertigo said:
So if you don't care about her masturbating on chat roulette with a bunch of strangers you certainly wouldn't mind posting pics/videos of her masturbating for a bunch of shroomerites...amirite?  :yesnod:



I like this guy :hi5:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #16517838 - 07/12/12 12:44 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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HeadTripVertigo said:
So if you don't care about her masturbating on chat roulette with a bunch of strangers you certainly wouldn't mind posting pics/videos of her masturbating for a bunch of shroomerites...amirite?  :yesnod:




THIS, THIS, THIS.
But it won't happen, because OP is ANON. </3

But, yeah.. ehh.. if MY girlfriend did that, (we've been together for over 2 years now, since we were stupid 'lil kids we've had the hots, and she is REALLY innocent, but curious. I teach her many, many things.)
I would leave her immediately. Our relationship is a very emotional one, and I feel very, very... possessive.
I'd be pretty upset/hurt if she even watched porn, (She's only seen porn once, and was scarred for months X'D) regardless of how much porn I watch whenever she and I aren't doing stuff to each other. Ie, she doesn't feel in the mood? Alright, night! *waits* *fap fap fap, pronz.*

I'm a guy, I guess.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: 999] * 1
    #16517845 - 07/12/12 12:47 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

You'd be upset/hurt if she watched porn? Even if you watch tons of it?  :what:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #16517869 - 07/12/12 12:55 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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You'd be upset/hurt if she watched porn? Even if you watch tons of it?  :what:




I'm a double-standard making hypocrite, and I love how innocent my girlfriend is. She's actually two years older than me, too.
Asian family, strong morals.
I love her for the person she is, and it would just hurt me to watch her corrupt herself.
I'm slowly breaking her into the sexual world, and it's a nice, slow ride for me.. allowing us to spend more time emotionally than sexually, which is a change from what I was doing/dating BEFORE her.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: 999]
    #16517882 - 07/12/12 12:57 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

You sound a little controlling. You should see what she wants. If she ever did want to watch porn, I don't see the harm. Watching porn while fucking is funny/awesome.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #16517892 - 07/12/12 01:02 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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sadsappysucker said:
You sound a little controlling. You should see what she wants. If she ever did want to watch porn, I don't see the harm. Watching porn while fucking is funny/awesome.




I understand you completely, trust me, I'm aware X'D
She doesn't want to watch porn, and I'd be more okay with watching porn with her than walking in on her watching porn.
If it was any other girl, or a girl I loved a little less/was already sexually experienced, it would be different. As a general principal, I don't care what people do when it comes to masturbation.

You'll have to trust me when I say this is a situational thing, and I'm not that much of a controlling fruitloop.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: 999]
    #16517918 - 07/12/12 01:12 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

My brother dated an Asian chick that was like that so I understand about the innocent thing. If she doesn't want to watch it though I guess it works out for you. As long as you are aware that you sound somewhat controlling, and are not actively keeping her from growing as a person because you want to preserve some idea of a perfect innocence in your partner. Growing together sexually is one of the best parts of a relationship.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #16518008 - 07/12/12 01:41 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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My brother dated an Asian chick that was like that so I understand about the innocent thing. If she doesn't want to watch it though I guess it works out for you. As long as you are aware that you sound somewhat controlling, and are not actively keeping her from growing as a person because you want to preserve some idea of a perfect innocence in your partner. Growing together sexually is one of the best parts of a relationship.



I'm glad you understand! I'm completely aware, and I'm certainly not inhibiting her. Before I came along, she had gone 2 years without masturbating >.>
At aaannny rate! I love her, and I'm guiding her at a pace she finds extremely fast... even though, by comparison to even the AMISH, we're moving slow. I'm happy, she's happy. It's all good.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #16518088 - 07/12/12 02:26 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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sadsappysucker said:
You sound a little controlling.




true indeed. no offense OP, but it does look like it... except in your last post there. just saying... i wouldn't consider it too "weird", personally. :shrug: that's all.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: HeadTripVertigo] * 1
    #16518226 - 07/12/12 04:38 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

HeadTripVertigo said:
So if you don't care about her masturbating on chat roulette with a bunch of strangers you certainly wouldn't mind posting pics/videos of her masturbating for a bunch of shroomerites...amirite?  :yesnod:




Believe it or not she kind of encouraged me to make this thread and left me with a picture that she told me to post on The Shroomery! :lol: I love my girlfriend! :heart:

I'll post the pic after I edit out her face.


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #16518234 - 07/12/12 04:46 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Okay, here she is. My sexy little slut! :heart:

This pic was taken yesterday. :boobs:


And this didlo pic is from when we first met 4+ years ago. (yes thats going up her asshole) :derfase:



And the only reason I post this annonymously is because I have real life friends on the Shroomery, and this is a little too personal to share with them. :smile:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #16518237 - 07/12/12 04:47 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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I'll post the pic after I edit out her face.




:awedance:  :popcorn:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: McNel]
    #16518238 - 07/12/12 04:49 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Just posted the pics, look up. ^^^^

Would you guys fuck her?

:awebig:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #16518242 - 07/12/12 04:52 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

wow... nice big boobies  :crazy2:

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Just posted the pics, look up. ^^^^

Would you guys fuck her?

:awebig:





haha are we allowed to say yes? :lol:


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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 6
    #16518268 - 07/12/12 05:05 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Okay, here she is. My sexy little slut! :heart:

This pic was taken yesterday. :boobs:


And this didlo pic is from when we first met 4+ years ago. (yes thats going up her asshole) :derfase:



And the only reason I post this annonymously is because I have real life friends on the Shroomery, and this is a little too personal to share with them. :smile:





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Re: I came home from work early and found my gf on chatroulette with her dildo! [Re: 999]
    #16518441 - 07/12/12 06:18 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

sadsappysucker said:
You sound a little controlling. You should see what she wants. If she ever did want to watch porn, I don't see the harm. Watching porn while fucking is funny/awesome.




I understand you completely, trust me, I'm aware X'D
She doesn't want to watch porn, and I'd be more okay with watching porn with her than walking in on her watching porn.
If it was any other girl, or a girl I loved a little less/was already sexually experienced, it would be different. As a general principal, I don't care what people do when it comes to masturbation.

You'll have to trust me when I say this is a situational thing, and I'm not that much of a controlling fruitloop.




You must be such a joy to be with :rolleyes:
I would advise you to ditch the controlling attitude and get some therapy for co-dependency issues. Because if you don't I can guarantee your relationship will end horribly (they all do). Honestly you sound pretty young and pretty "white-trash" from this and your other posts...



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