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 Swami
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 Attitude Adjustment 
#1646955 - 06/20/03 01:08 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Rumor has it that sclorch is handing out free kicks to the brain for all those who need one.
"Please sir, may I have another?"
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The proof is in the pudding.
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Sclorch
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 Re: Attitude Adjustment [Re: Swami]
#1646976 - 06/20/03 01:14 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Whoa whoa whoa... you have it all wrong, Swami.
They're NOT free. As soon as my accounting department gets caught up, the bills will be sent out to all parties that have received such a kick.
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RebelSteve33
Amateur Mycologist
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 Re: Attitude Adjustment [Re: Sclorch]
#1646989 - 06/20/03 01:18 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shit! Can I get an estimate of what my bill's gonna be?!
There goes that vaporizor I was gonna buy.... 
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 lucid
Jack's AlteredConsciousness
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>They're NOT free
Damn, I knew there was a catch...
"first one's free", like dem shrooms 
sigh, *takes out wallet*, no one said altered states
of conciousness would be cheap...(wonder if I can
get a package - "the butt-kickin awareness deal" )
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Swami
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Re: Attitude Adjustment [Re: Sclorch]
#1647015 - 06/20/03 01:26 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do they have to be swift or can I have a long s-l-o-w one?
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Sclorch
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Re: Attitude Adjustment [Re: Swami]
#1647027 - 06/20/03 01:32 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lucid- we are no longer offering the "butt-kickin' awareness deal". Sorry.
Swami- I'm just full of let-downs tonight. The Sclorch R&D department has been working on a long, slow kick to the brain, but we're still in the prototype stage and our test mule has plenty of bugs in it. Keep checking in with us.
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RebelSteve33
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Re: Attitude Adjustment [Re: Sclorch]
#1647037 - 06/20/03 01:37 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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*sigh*
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lucid
Jack's AlteredConsciousness
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>we're still in the prototype stage and our test mule has plenty of
>bugs
LOL ! hehe... u could always use a telemarketer instead,
they seem to have experienced quite a few kicks to the brain...
but then again, u probably need a specimen with at least some
intelligence...
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the universe
Harbinger ofEldritch Despair
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Re: Attitude Adjustment [Re: lucid]
#1647115 - 06/20/03 02:25 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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My sister's a telemarketer and I think that just because they mildly annoy you at times doesn't mean they're stupid. It's their job. Everyone needs a job. I'm a gas station attendant and I get shit from people all day long who treat me like I'm the dumbest person they've ever dealt with, simply because I tell them they have to prepay after a certain time, or because they have to hold their barcodes up to bullet proof glass to be scanned or because of various other mild inconveniences. My point is, don't hate people who mildly inconvenience you. Like god's message at the end of the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy series "I apologize for the inconvenience." It's life. I try to have fun with telamarketers, by talking about anything that pops in my head with them and claiming various things about myself that aren't true or acting super psyched about what they're selling untill I decide to pick one small thing they say and blow up at them for fun. It'll give them a story to tell. I'm rambling now and I still don't feel I've made my point.
Please don't kick me in the head. I'm just drunk and tweaked, I'm harmless.
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lucid
Jack's AlteredConsciousness
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my apologies... u're right, I had no right to
pick on telemarketers. I didn't mean to offend
anyone... just mindlessly typin away at 5 am.
sorry bout that again, no offense meant 
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