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I met two hot German Bitches at Chili's.
    #16433044 - 06/24/12 09:23 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Now, I usually prefer slanty-eye girls, but these chicks were really built, really cute, and really sweet.  they were both about 30, turns out they are both officers in the German Air Force.  The German Air Force has a training wing here at Holloman AFB so there is a lot of Germans around here.  They Even have their own school here in the city for their kids, since a lot of them live here.

The best thing, they throw an outrageous Okotoberfest Festival every year.  None of them drink German Beer either, they almost all drink Mexican beer. (Corona)

They told me they hang usually when DJ hale is doing his Karaoke, so I think I will see if I can get in with them.  I don't know if Germans trip and smoke bud.  Sure would like to introduce one of them to Mescalito... :awesomenod:


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Re: I met two hot German Bitches at Chili's. [Re: starfire_xes]
    #16433050 - 06/24/12 09:24 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: I met two hot German Bitches at Chili's. [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #16433061 - 06/24/12 09:26 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

We desire pics


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Re: I met two hot German Bitches at Chili's. [Re: starfire_xes]
    #16433072 - 06/24/12 09:27 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: I met two hot German Bitches at Chili's. [Re: candyflip420]
    #16433154 - 06/24/12 09:38 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Try learning a few German words and sayings and learn a bit about their country and culture if you want a good chance of hooking in. Avoid any nazi/war jokes.


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Re: I met two hot German Bitches at Chili's. [Re: migraineur]
    #16433171 - 06/24/12 09:41 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Give em acid, if you try and feed a girl cactus she might think your weird :wtfsonic:

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Re: I met two hot German Bitches at Chili's. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #16433211 - 06/24/12 09:47 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

First thing I noticed was they were really in shape, conditioned like athletes.  But I always see the German wives and stuff walking up by the branch U by the mountains, they are all plump as hell.

But those two looked conditioned, which is what I would expect from fighter pilots.  Sure would like to hook up with one, I heard they are pretty wild.  (I only had 36 year old Dutch woman who was a reporter, when I was 20 in the Navy, on New Years eve in Catania Sicily.  Only Germanic Butt I ever had but that's another story.


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