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lil_demented
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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: bait_] 2
#16343573 - 06/06/12 09:32 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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R.I.P Fat Ass (aka Neliax) Somehow he died of diabeties. Too bad we'll never figgure out how he got this horrible disease in the first place.
Here is his crappy replacement. This little shit loves to bite and scratch me, but hates to be picked up or petted. She is grown now and I kinda want to put her in a potato sack with some rocks.
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passifloracaerulea



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did you feed that cat bacon every morning?
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The Phleg
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I used to take care of some neighbors cats, one of which had diabetus. He was about the size of your fatass and would need insulin shots everyday. He was so fat he couldn't feel the needle.
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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I feed that little noisy bastard everything it wanted. It would eat anything you put down for him to reach. Even vegitables. When he got sick I fed him a a lot of green beans to help him loose weight. It worked pretty well,
I had to give him insulin shots twice a day for about 3 years before he finally started having ceasures really bad. I got him put down because he go to where he couldn't move.
I miss that bastard. He slept with me every night, it was like cuddling with a really short hairy woman who wouldn't let you hit it.
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lil_demented
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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: The Phleg]
#16343648 - 06/06/12 09:44 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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pyrate999 said: I used to take care of some neighbors cats, one of which had diabetus. He was about the size of your fatass and would need insulin shots everyday. He was so fat he couldn't feel the needle. 
Mine felt the needle, but he knew it was time to grub everytime he got his shot. He really hatted the diet we put him on.
I gave him his shots at 8am and 8pm. He knew too, he would be in my room crying at 7:45am until I woke up to give him his shot and feed him afterwards.
Little shit pissed me off, I feel bad now for yelling at him to shut the hell up, but common... I was sleeping for god sakes!
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The Phleg
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Wow that is one fluffy kitty.
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psychotropicwhale
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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: The Phleg]
#16343691 - 06/06/12 09:53 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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pyrate999 said: Wow that is one fluffy kitty. 
Those pictures don't even do him justice!
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#16343693 - 06/06/12 09:53 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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-Scotty
The runt of the litter, found him abandoned under neighbors house because of the dog...the vet said he was 10 days old. He could fit in the palm of your hand and we had to bottle feed him as well as help him pee and poop under the sink
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The Phleg
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Brush all its fur backwards, then take a picture.
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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: The Phleg] 3
#16344538 - 06/07/12 02:29 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: Cynosure] 2
#16344543 - 06/07/12 02:34 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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The Phleg
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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: The Phleg] 3
#16346561 - 06/07/12 01:22 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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am i doin it rite?
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The Phleg
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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: Gumby]
#16346576 - 06/07/12 01:24 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Close enough.
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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: The Phleg] 1
#16346598 - 06/07/12 01:27 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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But no rly, here's the cat I grew up with. It lives at my parents house:
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JayRod86
trippin' aint easy



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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: Gumby] 1
#16346613 - 06/07/12 01:31 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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here's Milo, he's 15 this augest. still catching mice and being my pale, I'll surely miss him when he goes.
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The Phleg
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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: Gumby]
#16346621 - 06/07/12 01:32 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Now that is just gorgeous! Who's got da treats?!
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