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OfflineKiafi
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Greatest Questionnaire On Earth
    #1633607 - 06/14/03 07:51 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)


The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire. It tells all about someone if you really read into it. Give it a shot!

What?s your favorite word?
What?s your least favorite word?

What turns you on?
What turns you off?

What?s your favorite curse word?

What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue?
What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue?

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival?

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My Answers:

What?s your favorite word? Enigma.
What?s your least favorite word? Booger.

What turns you on? Women.
What turns you off? Women.

What?s your favorite curse word? Cum-Dumpster.

What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue? Porn Star.
What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue? Teacher.

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival? You AGAIN?



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Nothing is True. Everything is permitted.
Everything is true. Nothing is 'permitted'.



Every man and woman is a star.
Each star is it's own prison.


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Offlineatomikfunksoldier
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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Kiafi]
    #1633635 - 06/14/03 08:05 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What?s your favorite word? pussy
What?s your least favorite word? prison

What turns you on? sunshine
What turns you off? rape

What?s your favorite curse word? bitch

What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue? politician
What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue? mind-slave

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival? are you ready?


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enjoy the entertaining indentity i have constructed for you while you can.


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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Kiafi]
    #1633643 - 06/14/03 08:07 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

tool  (really, say it 20 times fast, it sounds so alien-like)
fanny

pigtails
3 pounds of makeup

diggah

video-game designer
roadside flagger

He could say "Shit-Kabiscuits" for all i care :smile:


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OfflineMalachi
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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Kiafi]
    #1633660 - 06/14/03 08:14 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What?s your favorite word? cellar
What?s your least favorite word? door

What turns you on? understanding
What turns you off? superficiality

What?s your favorite curse word? faggot or assgasm

What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue? marathon running
What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue? american slaughter house cleaner.

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival? "the beer is chilling, the weed is rolled up, and the bitches are gettin' it on"
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The ultimate meaning of our being can only be fulfilled in the paradoxical leap beyond the tragic-demonic frustration. It is a leap from our side, but it is the self-surrendering presence of the Ground of Being from the other side.
- Paul Tillich


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OfflineDogomush
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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Malachi]
    #1633704 - 06/14/03 08:54 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What’s your favorite word? dank
What’s your least favorite word? punt

What turns you on? neat stuff
What turns you off? big fat retards staring at me while they eat their ice cream

What’s your favorite curse word? fucknuggets

What’s an occupation other than your own you’d like to pursue? astronaut
What’s an occupation other than your own you’d not like to pursue? salesman

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival? I'd wanna be surprised...



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InvisibleClean
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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Kiafi]
    #1633810 - 06/14/03 10:09 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What?s your favorite word?  Om
What?s your least favorite word? dollar

What turns you on? Friction
What turns you off? Distance

What?s your favorite curse word? fuckbubble!!!!

What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue? i'd  persue Guerilla Ontology until it either out ran me, or i caught it and devoured it RAW. :tongue:

What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue? Politician

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival?  i would hope that he/she at least tells a joke. 


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OfflineGernBlanston
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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Clean]
    #1633909 - 06/14/03 11:16 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What?s your favorite word?  Disestablishmentarianism
What?s your least favorite word?  Alimony

What turns you on?  Rain - A LOT of rain
What turns you off?  Leos.  Almost all of them :frown:

What?s your favorite curse word?  Fuck-Knocker

What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue?  F-15 Pilot
What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue?  Stockbroker

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival?  Ha-HA!  Told you it was real, Fuck-Knocker!!


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There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people.
  --  Howard Zinn


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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Kiafi]
    #1634273 - 06/15/03 02:40 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What's your favorite word? rhizoid
What's your least favorite word? bolshevik

What turns you on? a smiling female
What turns you off? tears

What's your favorite curse word? asshole

What's an occupation other than your own you'd like to pursue? cartoonist
What's an occupation other than your own you'd not like to pursue? weapon design

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival?
Game over. Do you want to play another game?


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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Kiafi]
    #1634415 - 06/15/03 03:39 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What?s your favorite word? disenfranchised
What?s your least favorite word? herpes

What turns you on? 2 girls kissing
What turns you off? 2 dudes kissing

What?s your favorite curse word? fucktard

What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue? musician
What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue? middle school teacher

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival? gimme some love, now hit this blunt


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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Kiafi]
    #1634439 - 06/15/03 03:48 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I'll play your evil game...

What?s your favorite word? Alchemy
What?s your least favorite word? Freeze!

What turns you on? Female Flesh
What turns you off? Rotting Flesh

What?s your favorite curse word? Fuck.

What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue? Video game tester
What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue? The guy that cleans cum from those booths

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival? I'm back biotch!


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OfflineAsanteA
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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Kiafi]
    #1634627 - 06/15/03 07:57 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

fav word: RAPTURE :grin:
least fav: VIOLENCE  :frown:

turnon: HUMANOID YAOI  :cool:
turnoff: RAPE  :mad:

fav curse: GODGLOEIENDEGOD-KUT-GODVERDOMME !!!!!  :mad:
(God-glowing-god-cunt-goddamnit  :shocked:  it's a thing between me and Bill Gates actually. Recently invented this gem upon losing Gigabytes of good shit due to a "foolproof" Windows transfer)

alt. occupation to pursue: MULTI-KILOGRAM LSD PRODUCER  :grin:
alt. occupation to avoid: EXECUTIONER (especially electric chair)  :frown:

God in heaven sez:  "Welcome, don't be shy.. Wash the worries and pains off of your Soul and feel free to stay for as long as you'd like before plunging in again. Don't worry, you're allowed."  :crazy:


All this has been honest and non-flippant. Flamers can suck my nick.

 


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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Asante]
    #1634639 - 06/15/03 08:23 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What?s your favorite word? Peace
What?s your least favorite word? Democracy

What turns you on? Women
What turns you off? Women bitching :mad:


What?s your favorite curse word? Ass Goblin


What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue? Ethnobotany
What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue? Teacher


Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival? Hey, I've been waiting for you! Come right in! The bong is over there and
the herb hits you like a bus going 90mph!


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OfflineAsanteA
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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: FLsHrooMboY]
    #1634912 - 06/15/03 01:10 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Assgoblin is good :grin: 


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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: FLsHrooMboY]
    #1635014 - 06/15/03 02:10 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)


What?s your favorite word? Fathom.
What?s your least favorite word? Queer.

What turns you on? Grace.
What turns you off? Insincerity.
What?s your favorite curse word? MuthaFucka.

What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue? Poet Laureate.
What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue? Politics.

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival? Let me begin by answering every question you've ever had.


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"I hate having to pick between the lesser of two evils. But I'm glad Obama was elected. McCain was another war monger. I'd rather deal with our country going into debt than trying to take on afghanistan...oh wait FUCK!" - Fungus_tao


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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Kiafi]
    #1635264 - 06/15/03 04:51 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What?s your favorite word? freedom
What?s your least favorite word? consume

What turns you on? the thought of sex with a woman i love
What turns you off? women who make weird noises in bed

What?s your favorite curse word? mascabolsa (means ballchewer in spanish)

What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue? acting (in facting, im going to pursue that)
What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue? beeing a lawyer... or an income-tax-councellor

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival? the drop finally fell into the ocean, didnt it? :wink:

kinda like this: (my tattoo)



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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Kiafi]
    #1635520 - 06/15/03 06:45 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)



What?s your favorite word? weeeeeeeeee!
What?s your least favorite word? moist and pooched

What turns you on? aliens
What turns you off? most males

What?s your favorite curse word? fucker

What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue? writter for the weekley wrold news
What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue? ER doctor

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival? *HUG*


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What fun is it in Nirvana while other beings are suffering?


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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Kiafi]
    #1637580 - 06/16/03 04:06 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

*bump* :smile: 


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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Asante]
    #1637729 - 06/16/03 05:09 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What&#8217;s your favorite word? Biatch
What&#8217;s your least favorite word? Work

What turns you on? women
What turns you off? fat women

What&#8217;s your favorite curse word? fuckin-shit

What&#8217;s an occupation other than your own you&#8217;d like to pursue? video game tester
What&#8217;s an occupation other than your own you&#8217;d not like to pursue? Biochemical tester

Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival? sup biatch, come shit down and have a blunt and watch these silly bitches



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Invisibletomatoes
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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: GrowingVines]
    #1637929 - 06/16/03 06:25 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Greatest Questionnaire On Earth [Re: Kiafi]
    #1638422 - 06/16/03 10:49 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What?s your favorite word?

mirror
(I like the phonetics, and how it sounds totally different depending on the accent)
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What?s your least favorite word?

Alone
(Say it, out loud, in a normal tone of voice, there's a hollow resonance to it, I don't like that)
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What turns you on?

Somebody being completly into me, not what I'm doing or wearing. But just into me, as a person.
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What turns you off?

Lying and dishonesty.
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What?s your favorite curse word?

Fuck, just because it's so versatile.
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What?s an occupation other than your own you?d like to pursue?

I'd like to explore space. That or be a ninja.
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What?s an occupation other than your own you?d not like to pursue?

Janitorial services.
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Assuming heaven existed, what would you like god to say to you upon your arrival?

Well, assuming I get into heaven. Something along the lines of...

"You may have strayed during your time on earth, but you're a good honest person, with a kind heart. Come be at peace here, with family and loved ones."


Edited by Oscuro_lobo (06/16/03 10:57 PM)


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