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Re: Girls Who Think Their Pussy is a Goldmine..... [Re: modern.shaman]
    #16313313 - 05/31/12 07:40 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Ya then the issue arrives ' oh david are you just hitting on me cause im drunkkkkkkkkkkkk '

:crankey:





Yes. Yes I am samantha.


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Re: Girls Who Think Their Pussy is a Goldmine..... [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #16313418 - 05/31/12 07:55 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I fucked it up with this virgin Christian girl who weighed 90 pounds in High School (are we still talking about failed relationships?) She had a fucked up (kind of) face, but her body was fucking redonkulous.

I remember we met at this arcade and played some games and had a good time. She gave me her number. She went to the mall and I said I didn't want to go (I'm dumb) and then all my friends called me a fucking idiot and all that. I called her and asked her to come back to the arcade... Oh by the way, I was 17 at the time, kind of important I guess. And had never kissed a girl. Anyways, I got her into my car. We listened to music for like 20 minutes and talked. I ended up doing some cheesy ass pickup line. She had mentioned one that made her laugh earlier, so I did the same thing. It was kind of like "Oh hey! Is that a shooting star!" and I put my arm over her shoulder. Yeah I know. Anyways, I brought her in and gave her a nice soft kiss. I jumped back immediately, half amazed that it finally happened, and I could finally say I kissed a girl before I died. I was also half scared and didn't know what to do for some reason. She had sensed this and was kind of disgusted. It sucked for me. Half the problem was that I was in the drivers seat and she in the passenger, it's hard to kiss properly over the console in the middle of the car and all that. I asked her if she wanted to go in the back seat and she says nahh.. I'm not like that! All I wanted to do was lay down and properly kiss, but she was turned off.

Flash forward a couple weeks and I got her to agree to a date. We went for ice cream and she wore these short booty shorts. I walk her to her car, and again I pussy out and don't kiss her. She's 100% done with me.

And also... she more or less asked me to quit smoking weed too. She said she didn't like it. And she was a good Christian virgin girl.

Fast forward 2 years. I'm at my friends house smoking weed (This girl was his cousin) and out of fucking nowhere this girl walks in with her boyfriend. She's all fucked up on Xanax and weed and taking huge hits and apparently super "open" about sex.

God damn I fucked that up! I wish I was the one who spoiled her rotten with weed and penis.

Oh well :frown:


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Re: Girls Who Think Their Pussy is a Goldmine..... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #16315207 - 06/01/12 04:55 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
I suspect you dont know women as well as you think




i suspect the same

they all different anyway so its hard to judge

what works on 1 wont work on another, dpepends on character innit


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