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itchmynipple
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: automan]
#16336667 - 06/05/12 03:22 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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but he hasn't passed thirty, and she fucked ten people in the span of 2 years.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: itchmynipple] 2
#16336674 - 06/05/12 03:25 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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I mean really y u no want a sexually girlfriend whats wrong with you guys . When I was his age I was banging everything that moved and gave no fucks young old no fucks where given.
Just wear a condom and you'll be good and before you raw dog it make MAKE sure shes on BC because bitches be crazy and you might end up with an std you cant legal get rid of and have to pay for a very long time.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Anonymous #2]
#16336740 - 06/05/12 03:41 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: its sexy when a girl is active, its not sexy when a girl is THAT ACTIVE
What I'm getting from this thread is that half of the shroomery members are like " Dude just fuck her with a condom you'll be fine." The other half say "Proceed with caution this girl's pussy has seen a large amount of COCK!!!! My solution....Demand blowjobs and fuck her with a purple dildo until she leaves me
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo] 2
#16336821 - 06/05/12 04:01 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ten people in 2 years is not that ridiculous in university. That's less than one person every two months.
Use a condom, you'll be fine.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: pwnasaurus]
#16336853 - 06/05/12 04:12 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I wish I didn't worry so much. I mean she gave me a bj and I'm kinda worried I could get an std from that. I'm sure shes sucked a fair amount of dick. Oh well too late to worry about that
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Anonymous #2]
#16336921 - 06/05/12 04:24 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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Jwlst said: Your both around the same looks as each other, certainly neither of you are anything special. Try going to a gym and getting some sun before you complain about her though. As for your little miss, if she didn't dress in fluro green and looked after her hair and skin she would be good looking enough to get rid of her little pale white chicken boy for good.
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Jwlst said: Your both around the same looks as each other, certainly neither of you are anything special. Try going to a gym and getting some sun before you complain about her though. As for your little miss, if she didn't dress in fluro green and looked after her hair and skin she would be good looking enough to get rid of her little pale white chicken boy for good.
Agreed, I think you two are kinda perfect for each other. If you think you're too good for her than you clearly have too high expectations from watching too much porn, and have an overinflated ego. 
OPINION just because he doesn't want to be with her does not mean he thinks he is ' too good for her ' he could be looking for a different adventure. what happens when feel like you've seen all you can see? and experienced all there is to experience?
it certainly does NOT mean he watches alot of porn which is a bulshit assumption. and it also certainly does not mean he's egotistical in any way. everyone is different.
i mean, sure you yourself might think that after guy x dumps you, but lets not put everyone in the same boat. just saying, other than that i appreciate your viewpoints on alot of things i have seen. this isn't an attack.
so A just broke up with B. that must mean A is watching alot of porn and that A is a complete asshole. what a ignorant view view
LOL
I like how Crystal does that bullshit assumption
OH YOU DON'T THINK I'M HOT? POST A PICTURE OF YOUR UGLY ASS SO I CAN RETORT WITH HOW MANY ORGIES I'VE HAD, YOU PROBABLY WATCH TOO MUCH PORN AND ARE AN EGOTISTICAL CONSERVATIVE.
Anyways, Op. If you are worried about looks more than personality, you should be dating low self-esteem sluts, not women.
Fades do look overtime. I find personality hotter than looks. There always seems to be that one hot girl with a shitty attitude present. Of course, I am somewhat lucky to find that hybrid.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: pwnasaurus]
#16336998 - 06/05/12 04:38 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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pwnasaurus said: Ten people in 2 years is not that ridiculous in university. That's less than one person every two months.
Use a condom, you'll be fine.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo]
#16337001 - 06/05/12 04:39 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you're that uncomfortable by the amount of dick she's had then I say don't do it. I mean it doesn't even seem like you're really into her. Also, you know you can get STDs from oral right? You'd be safer just wrapping it up and fucking her. She's in college. So she slept with 10 dudes in 2 years. It's her life, and if she's comfortable with it, that's all that matters. You are not comfortable with it though, and need to leave her alone, IMO.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Chairman Meow]
#16337625 - 06/05/12 06:45 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I thought the only std I could get from oral was hv1 apparently not Fuck it I'm just gonna fuck her because we have really good conversations, you only live life once I suppose
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo] 3
#16337829 - 06/05/12 07:36 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Have sex with every girl you can get your hands on while you're young.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: automan]
#16338469 - 06/05/12 09:37 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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The social disease
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Konyap]
#16338583 - 06/05/12 10:02 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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are you addicted to sex?
i heard that if you continue to do something, even though its effecting your life in a negative way, you are addicted.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Anonymous #2]
#16341540 - 06/06/12 02:50 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yea I kept growing shrooms in my parents house even though I got caught. yeah I know its a dick move, but I've learned my lesson and am sorry. by the way I'm just gonna tell her I'm not going to have sex with her until I fall in love. If she doesn't like it then its not that BIG of a loss
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: automan]
#16341563 - 06/06/12 02:53 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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i still care how many people my chick fucks
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo] 1
#16341566 - 06/06/12 02:54 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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How old are you and havent you had sex before I mean you were born a guy right
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: trekie]
#16341579 - 06/06/12 02:56 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lol your not gunna have sex till you love her?

i mean if thats what you want
you should probably fuck her, and move onto the next one.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: itchmynipple]
#16342937 - 06/06/12 07:32 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lol I had a kinda similar mindfuck with my ex in the beginning of our relationship, her face would seem 'ugly' at times and other days she would look great, like wow-great. It freaked my out totally, I couldn't even remember clearly what she looked like when I was not spending time with her. At some point it bothered me so much keeping this to myself that I tried to talk to her about it, bad idea omg... But that crazy shit could have been related to my benzodiazepine withdrawal at the time.. or just my fucked up self, idk... maybe hormone related. Twenty kilo of mushrooms? OCD? SCHIZOPRHENIA??!!! Anyways, it went away after a while and since I lost her after a year now she is one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen. Typical... People want what they can't have, grass is greener on the other side trallalala blalblablalba wtf this is a weird post
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: itchmynipple]
#16343868 - 06/06/12 10:33 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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itchmynipple said: Lol your not gunna have sex till you love her?

i mean if thats what you want
you should probably fuck her, and move onto the next one.
why so much shit for that? i think it's respectable. not necessary, but respectable if that's how he feels.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Crystal G]
#16348725 - 06/07/12 09:04 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Agreed, I think you two are kinda perfect for each other. If you think you're too good for her than you clearly have too high expectations from watching too much porn, and have an overinflated ego. 
Crystal G, you point loaded guns at people and used to torture animals for fun. You should be the last one to judge. Sorry but you got some serious issues
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo]
#16348735 - 06/07/12 09:07 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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I hate when girls act like what they say is good for you.
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