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i like cow poo
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo]
#16312618 - 05/31/12 05:16 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd like to thank everyone for replying to my thread. Solid advice all around. I plan on going camping with her this weekend but right now its raining like hell fire Anyways it should be a good time and I'll proceed into this relationship with an open mind. I'll report back after we camp
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i like cow poo
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo] 1
#16331579 - 06/04/12 02:49 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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UPDATE Camping went great. We were in a tent all alone in the blissful silence... She strocked and sucked my cock like it was the last one on earth. Then she starting liking my head and I was like She kept saying I want you to pound my wet pussy deep and hard... A little voice that sounded like Samuel Jackson said "Don't do it man, your dick will grow colli flower on it and fall off" So I told her I'd bang her after she gets tested and cleared for stds. She said that was reasonable. I proceded to pull out a purple 6.5 inch dildo and fuck with it till she came with much satisfaction
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nice1
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo]
#16331616 - 06/04/12 02:58 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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I got a semi
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pwnasaurus
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: nice1]
#16332030 - 06/04/12 04:36 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're ridiculously over-cautious about STDs dude.
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i like cow poo
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: pwnasaurus]
#16332229 - 06/04/12 05:11 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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I disagree when 1 in 4 girls have an std, thats something to be cautious over. http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2008-03-11-std_n.htm Dont get me wrong I reall want dat pussy
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo]
#16332268 - 06/04/12 05:18 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Use a condom.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Chairman Meow]
#16332364 - 06/04/12 05:35 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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im sort of grossed out from this sexual transaction between beast and ok looking dude, i will be hiding this thread
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Chairman Meow]
#16332537 - 06/04/12 06:14 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
sadsappysucker said: Use a condom.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo] 2
#16333299 - 06/04/12 08:55 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
i like cow poo said: I disagree when 1 in 4 girls have an std, thats something to be cautious over. http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2008-03-11-std_n.htm Dont get me wrong I reall want dat pussy
Thats why you fuck them before there teens
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: pwnasaurus] 1
#16333385 - 06/04/12 09:15 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
pwnasaurus said:
Quote:
sadsappysucker said: Use a condom.
seriously..what the hell? you gay dude?
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I'm thinking he's a virgin.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Chairman Meow]
#16335930 - 06/05/12 12:35 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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1 in 4 girls got an std?...I wonder where they caught it from?
All I can add to this thread is what I know from my own experience; is that, as I have gotten older, looks really dont matter like they used to any more.
Maybe this is because I am more desperate?....or maybe it is just that I have grown to want to spend my time in a comfortable relationship with no stress, enjoying each others company doing things together, and being free to express and persue our individual interests also; and of course having exclusive rights to bang the fuck out of each other or have some slow sensual loving....which genuinely sits on a higher level on my list than looks.
I think perhaps when we are younger, this makes sense theoretically, but for many it is something that becomes genuine in practice with age.
Dont try to be something you are not. You are only 20. If you are not feeling it, you are not feeling it.
I am not advocating that you should dump her ass, but you have a long life ahead of you. Are you ready to act upon the theory that you are aware of? Or do you need to do a little living?
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo]
#16335982 - 06/05/12 12:46 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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He's right mang. Std's are the norm for the younglings now. Some of the college kids I know act like it's not a big deal if it's a curable disease
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: sp0r3]
#16336029 - 06/05/12 12:56 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had an STI when I was a teenager, and it near enough destroyed me (despite having experiences people would consider far worse), I havnt recovered emotionally since (physically I am all clean), and it has been over 10 years. I wont have a sex with a guy now without asking him to get himself tested first...not because I worry that he might have one...just to ask, for my own self respect.
The last guy who wanted to get with me I asked stopped talking to me afterwards...his loss, but it is surprising the negative reaction I get.
I get myself tested now twice a year, regardless of whether I have sex or not. The hospital have become used to my silly quirk to get this done. The moment when I recieve the all clear result is the same as the first time I got it after my treatment was finished...like this big relief, like, a reminder that I have my life back, its mine, nothing has a hold on my body, and, I also feel this slight smugness which boosts my self confidence. I highly recommend it. It is funny how, even when you know you cant possibly have anything, you are still nervous waiting for the results, all the "what if"'s...and then when you get them, you feel like an olympic champion...I highly recommend. Imagine that feeling knowing that you can tell someone if they ask...or just tell them anyway..."you dont have to worry about me love, I get myself checked out, I'm all clean!" 
whos the man! /woman!
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Anonymous #4]
#16336284 - 06/05/12 01:53 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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:lulwut:
At first I was with ya but gettong tested when u havnt even had sex? lul
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Anonymous #5]
#16336332 - 06/05/12 02:02 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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I knowww...its a silly one. Think of it as something that can happen as a result of the emotional scarring from suffering agonizing pain for 3-4 years.
Even though I know the result is clear, hearing it again replays the glory of the first time it came back clear.
And secretly, I always have this fear that it might some how come back...it haunts me a little.
You can only know it if you experience it. And this is why I caution everyone to be sure they arnt infected, and to get themselves tested...because it can fuck with your head forever more!
The disclaimer at the beginning of the post explained it "it near enough destroyed me" ...so, I am left with a few quirks.
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Chairman Meow]
#16336611 - 06/05/12 03:11 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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sadsappysucker said: I'm thinking he's a virgin. 
Yeah I am. But guess what? Shes been barebacked a few times and has been with about 10 guys in 2 years of her college carrier.  Goddamn why couldn't I find a girl that didn't fuck so many guys
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo]
#16336615 - 06/05/12 03:12 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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you still can, call the relationship off, its that easy mayne
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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: itchmynipple]
#16336618 - 06/05/12 03:12 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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its sexy when a girl is active, its not sexy when a girl is THAT ACTIVE
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#16336659 - 06/05/12 03:21 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Are you all children? Who cares if a girl has been active? It's none of your business how many people she's had sex with. Once you pass 30, that shit wont matter to you anymore.
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