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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: automan]
    #16307971 - 05/30/12 08:02 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

The problem is there will always be a "hotter" girl.

I know a guy at work who has an insanely hot wife, and he talks all the time about all these people he thinks are hot and he'd rather be with.

Personality > Looks, but it's a fine line.

My girl is awesome and we get along great. Been over a year now.

She has only a few assets that I'd consider beautiful(physical wise), but I still love her. I struggle with it sometimes too though, seeing other women. But the thing is, even if you have the most beautiful woman alive, you'll always still be curious. It's human nature I think.

Just remember,

all vagina's feel exactly the same.


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: pfxtc] * 5
    #16308134 - 05/30/12 08:31 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
all vagina's feel exactly the same.




that is absolutely not true


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: automan] * 2
    #16308154 - 05/30/12 08:34 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

some are dry, some are loose, some are wet, some are tight, some are scratchy, some are smooth...etc..


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #16308164 - 05/30/12 08:36 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

the best grip your cock so on the pull stroke, you see a little bit gripping you.


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: automan] * 4
    #16308175 - 05/30/12 08:37 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

ive had ones that were so tight they hurt me...and others that felt like I stuck my dick in apple sauce


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: i like cow poo]
    #16308177 - 05/30/12 08:37 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

We need pics to rate her for you.

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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: jammin]
    #16308209 - 05/30/12 08:44 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

see the 2nd page about halfway down brah:sun:


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #16308220 - 05/30/12 08:46 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
ive had ones that were so tight they hurt me...and others that felt like I stuck my dick in apple sauce



Apple sauce? Like it was really wet and squishy or ...? You guys are stimulating my curiosity with the various feels of a vagina. :lol:


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Chairman Meow] * 1
    #16308242 - 05/30/12 08:50 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

It's easy to tighten up a loose vagina. It's also easy to make them wet.

I think they all feel the same.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: pfxtc] * 4
    #16308258 - 05/30/12 08:53 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
It's easy to tighten up a loose vagina. It's also easy to make them wet.

I think they all feel the same.




i'll respectfully disagree. they all feel good, but not the same, imo


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #16308274 - 05/30/12 08:56 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
ive had ones that were so tight they hurt me...and others that felt like I stuck my dick in apple sauce



Apple sauce? Like it was really wet and squishy or ...? You guys are stimulating my curiosity with the various feels of a vagina. :lol:



yes...it was wet and squishy...felt like I stuck my dick in apple sauce.

Sure, you can tighten up the entry hole with keagles...but you cant de-applesauce the inside if it's been beaten to a pulp.


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: MisterMuscaria] * 1
    #16310286 - 05/31/12 07:18 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

seriously? you're complaining about that? yeah, she's not exactly the kind of girl i'd pick out on the street and say "yeah i'd fuck that" but she's certainly not one i would turn down because of looks either. just looks like your average person to me and there's nothing wrong with that. she's certainly not UNattractive.

i hear you on the "taking care of her looks" thing though. i love my girlfriend to death and i think she's hot... but the difference between her when she takes care of her hair and when she rolls out of bed to come over is night and day. i don't say anything because i love her regardless, but sometimes it's just like ":facepalm3: ahhhh so much potential." then again i'm probably being hypocritical as i could do a little more for my face and hair at times as well...

anyways it's good to question things sometimes and get them off your chest. but if you think you're going to dump her and end up with a victoria secrets model then good luck to you. for 99% of the planet that will never happen. and for those who do, only a small number will actually settle down with them and be in a happy relationship.


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: At My Peak]
    #16311754 - 05/31/12 02:03 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Totally agree. I used to be one of those people that always thought that attraction was imperative to a relationship, and that I could never ever be happy in a relationship with somebody who I wasn't attracted to. Then I fucked my best friend, not really a stereotypically attractive guy, doesn't look at all like the type of guy I usually go for, but he ended up being THE BEST LAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE. HOLY SHIT, it blew my fucking mind away!

Then, when I realized that he was my best friend, a guy who literally knew everything about me, including my horrible past and all my faults and accepts me for them, a guy who makes me laugh and shares the same deranged sense of humor as me, a guy I get along with better than anybody else I know, a guy who knows exactly how to please me in bed, a guy who is just as kinky as me and would literally play out ANY of my fucked up fantasies in bed. It was only then that I realized that I wanted him more than anybody else.

So, I broke it off with the really attractive, sexy lawyer I was dating (the one who looked like Tom Cruise when he was young), to exclusively see my best friend. A guy who was making minimum wage, not somebody who I found conventionally attractive at first, but was a really smart, genuine, and interesting guy. And even though I originally wasn't attracted to him, I've found him cuter and cuter because of how well we get along. In the end, if you're thinking about how unattractive your partner really is, then you probably don't really like them as much as you think you do.

Take it from me OP, hot guys/girls are a dime a dozen. And once you've had as much hot tail as I have, it wears itself out. Shit gets old, and you're always left yearning for something deeper. All the hot guys I've dated have never, ever been able to accept my past, which is why I keep my mouth shut and always hide my true self around a lot of my past boyfriends. I feel like I can never be myself or show my true colors around hot guys. You will probably have these same problems if you ever start dating hot girls. There's just too much pretense when you feel like you're dating somebody who is way out of your league.

Plus, no offense OP, but are you sure your girlfriend isn't thinking the exact same thing about you? :crankey: I mean, I hardly think you have any room to complain if you aren't smoking hot yourself. And something tells me... you aren't.




Just like a woman to screw everyone and cheat on her partner to find someone "better". Disgusting, degrading, waste of human flesh.




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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #16311761 - 05/31/12 02:06 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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seriously? you're complaining about that? yeah, she's not exactly the kind of girl i'd pick out on the street and say "yeah i'd fuck that" but she's certainly not one i would turn down because of looks either. just looks like your average person to me and there's nothing wrong with that. she's certainly not UNattractive.
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Thats what I'm saying dude. She isn't a 10 but I would be more than happy. She looks like a winner to me :laugh: She looks fun to.:thumbup:


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: CounterCulturest]
    #16311800 - 05/31/12 02:14 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

back on topic. im not feeling sympathy in my response, im just telling you the truth. your girlfriend is ugly. dont feel bad for her if you don't want to be with her because she doesn't fulfill your needs.

if she doesn't fulfill your needs and your always thinking about leaving, your best bet is to end it now, and then go to the gym and tan or just go to the gym and get mature-man clothing and go to a bar with your boys and party it up. if you wait till after your confident and built to get girls then your setting your girlfriend up which is fucked up mayne


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #16311903 - 05/31/12 02:38 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Totally agree. I used to be one of those people that always thought that attraction was imperative to a relationship, and that I could never ever be happy in a relationship with somebody who I wasn't attracted to. Then I fucked my best friend, not really a stereotypically attractive guy, doesn't look at all like the type of guy I usually go for, but he ended up being THE BEST LAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE. HOLY SHIT, it blew my fucking mind away!

Then, when I realized that he was my best friend, a guy who literally knew everything about me, including my horrible past and all my faults and accepts me for them, a guy who makes me laugh and shares the same deranged sense of humor as me, a guy I get along with better than anybody else I know, a guy who knows exactly how to please me in bed, a guy who is just as kinky as me and would literally play out ANY of my fucked up fantasies in bed. It was only then that I realized that I wanted him more than anybody else.

So, I broke it off with the really attractive, sexy lawyer I was dating (the one who looked like Tom Cruise when he was young), to exclusively see my best friend. A guy who was making minimum wage, not somebody who I found conventionally attractive at first, but was a really smart, genuine, and interesting guy. And even though I originally wasn't attracted to him, I've found him cuter and cuter because of how well we get along. In the end, if you're thinking about how unattractive your partner really is, then you probably don't really like them as much as you think you do.

Take it from me OP, hot guys/girls are a dime a dozen. And once you've had as much hot tail as I have, it wears itself out. Shit gets old, and you're always left yearning for something deeper. All the hot guys I've dated have never, ever been able to accept my past, which is why I keep my mouth shut and always hide my true self around a lot of my past boyfriends. I feel like I can never be myself or show my true colors around hot guys. You will probably have these same problems if you ever start dating hot girls. There's just too much pretense when you feel like you're dating somebody who is way out of your league.

Plus, no offense OP, but are you sure your girlfriend isn't thinking the exact same thing about you? :crankey: I mean, I hardly think you have any room to complain if you aren't smoking hot yourself. And something tells me... you aren't.




Just like a woman to screw everyone and cheat on her partner to find someone "better". Disgusting, degrading, waste of human flesh.







How the hell is it cheating? For starters, I hhad only been on 3 dates with that lawyer. We weren't exclusive. People are allowed to keep their options open and choose from a wide variety of people while in casual relationships.

Second off, I told that lawyer from the beginning, I'm non monogamous, that I'm a swinger, and I'm into polyamory. And that if he was cool with that, keep dating me. My best friend knows this about me too. It isn't until I really start falling hard for someone that I choose to be monogamous and exclusive with them.


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Jwlst] * 3
    #16312024 - 05/31/12 03:01 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Your both around the same looks as each other, certainly neither of you are anything special. Try going to a gym and getting some sun before you complain about her though. As for your little miss, if she didn't dress in fluro green and looked after her hair and skin she would be good looking enough to get rid of her little pale white chicken boy for good.



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Your both around the same looks as each other, certainly neither of you are anything special. Try going to a gym and getting some sun before you complain about her though. As for your little miss, if she didn't dress in fluro green and looked after her hair and skin she would be good looking enough to get rid of her little pale white chicken boy for good.




Agreed, I think you two are kinda perfect for each other. If you think you're too good for her than you clearly have too high expectations from watching too much porn, and have an overinflated ego. :crankey:


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Crystal G]
    #16312420 - 05/31/12 04:34 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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How the hell is it cheating? For starters, I hhad only been on 3 dates with that lawyer. We weren't exclusive. People are allowed to keep their options open and choose from a wide variety of people while in casual relationships.

Second off, I told that lawyer from the beginning, I'm non monogamous, that I'm a swinger, and I'm into polyamory. And that if he was cool with that, keep dating me. My best friend knows this about me too. It isn't until I really start falling hard for someone that I choose to be monogamous and exclusive with them.




Well I guess you aren't a hypocrite so that's a plus, and also honest. That's a lot more than you can say about most women I'll give you that.


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Crystal G]
    #16312480 - 05/31/12 04:49 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Jwlst said:
Your both around the same looks as each other, certainly neither of you are anything special. Try going to a gym and getting some sun before you complain about her though. As for your little miss, if she didn't dress in fluro green and looked after her hair and skin she would be good looking enough to get rid of her little pale white chicken boy for good.



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Jwlst said:
Your both around the same looks as each other, certainly neither of you are anything special. Try going to a gym and getting some sun before you complain about her though. As for your little miss, if she didn't dress in fluro green and looked after her hair and skin she would be good looking enough to get rid of her little pale white chicken boy for good.




Agreed, I think you two are kinda perfect for each other. If you think you're too good for her than you clearly have too high expectations from watching too much porn, and have an overinflated ego. :crankey:




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just because he doesn't want to be with her does not mean he thinks he is ' too good for her ' he could be looking for a different adventure. what happens when feel like you've seen all you can see? and experienced all there is to experience?

it certainly does NOT mean he watches alot of porn which is a bulshit assumption. and it also certainly does not mean he's egotistical in any way. everyone is different.

i mean, sure you yourself might think that after guy x dumps you, but lets not put everyone in the same boat.  just saying, other than that i appreciate your viewpoints on alot of things i have seen. this isn't an attack.




so A just broke up with B. that must mean A is watching alot of porn and that A is a complete asshole. what a ignorant view view


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Re: My girlfriend isn't very attractive [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #16312496 - 05/31/12 04:53 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahhaha
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah

its funyy cuz its true


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