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LogicaL Chaos
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The Kitten Khronicals - Part 1: Inhaling Human Cat Nip really works.
#16248684 - 05/18/12 04:11 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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My pet kitten has been having aggressive behaviours toward her owners lately, so after failed disciplinary acts, I decided to give my kitten marijuana drug treatment in helping to make the kitten less aggressive towards people.
From personal experience, I have noticed that MJ typical makes people non-violent. Its put people in a "Hey, dont worry, its going to alright" kind of mood (for most). It tends to mellow out peoples mood.
So I hypothesized that if smoking makes people more relaxed possibly non-violent individuals (they could have been before MJ), then the same effect would also happen in animals.
Night 1:
Unusual behaviour (swatting at water in a bowl, chasing things then quickly diverting attention, Slower movement) Nothing else
Notes: Marijuana has a very short lasting effect on felines, especially kittens. They seem to be highly tolerance of the long lasting effects of marijuana. Could be their high metabolism and high activity level.
Night 2:
My kitten has undergone its second night of inhaled marijuana treatment. The doses were given to the animal via a ice-cooled bong made from a 1 pint Kerr Jar. The kitten was put into a clear box with the lid on the bottom to monitor its reactions to the smoke.
A small drinking straw was used to push the air from the ice-cooled bong rip into the kitten lab box.
3 Long hits over about 5 minutes total.
Notes:
Seemingly normal behavior. Some unusual swatting at random, unusual objects. Overall, her mood and personality were stable and no sign at all of fear or extreme confusion. Only slight confusion occasionally.
Side effects: It appears that the kitten is much less aggressive toward me. I swear, it feels like it respects me more, and knows its boundaries. Its very odd, but way better than old kitty which was violent and aggressive in playing. She still has it, but its much milder.
One possible side effect is increased affection. The kitten seems much more affectionate to me.
ANother very obvious side-effect is increased sleepyness. I tried a different strain of weed on night 2 and it produced a totally different effect, very powerful, psychedelic effects with a strong need to sleep.
I need to sleep now...
More Khronicals later.... ~ LC
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Re: The Kitten Khronicals - Part 1: Inhaling Human Cat Nip really works. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#16248699 - 05/18/12 04:21 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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This thread is not PETCO approved
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Re: The Kitten Khronicals - Part 1: Inhaling Human Cat Nip really works. [Re: mndfreeze]
#16248771 - 05/18/12 05:05 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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You might want to take into consideration that it's a kitten. Never seen a batch of kittens that wasnt semi aggressive and have overwhelming energy. That's how it goes man, it's still growing.
Buuuuut More cats than not in my experience seem to me pretty into weed. Had two kittens that wouldnt play with their toys like the others, all they would do is play with a dime bag of blue dream I left for em lol. They loved that shit, even when they went outside they would carry it around in their mouths. Dont blame them, it was some stinky dank.
My 4 siblings and my parents all have cats, there are many stoner cats in my family lol.
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Re: The Kitten Khronicals - Part 1: Inhaling Human Cat Nip really works. [Re: mndfreeze]
#16248774 - 05/18/12 05:06 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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 This thread is hilarious but I don't think you should get your cat high too often. It could be bad for him
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: The Kitten Khronicals - Part 1: Inhaling Human Cat Nip really works. [Re: LegalLife420]
#16268360 - 05/22/12 03:12 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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WHOA, stoner cats! Never thought that would come about.
And you're right, dosing cats often is not good.
And yes, kittens are aggressive, im just trying to tone it down right now. Shes tearing up our hands and our drapes, chairs, etc.
It didnt really have a long lasting effect on reducing aggression, but she does seem more affectionate and more sleeply now.
Speaking of sleeply, weed is great for getting the kitten to sleep. Great sleep aid (sleeping with an awake, active kitten sucks!). I bet pure indicias would work great for sleep, but i dont have any to test out. Or maybe the stimulant effect of pure sativas will make the kitten "crash" into sleep. Not sure. More testing will possibly be done.
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Re: The Kitten Khronicals - Part 1: Inhaling Human Cat Nip really works. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#16268387 - 05/22/12 03:17 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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You don't know what biological change in development will occur if you keep this up.
I wouldn't, kitten could end up messed up in the head.
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Re: The Kitten Khronicals - Part 1: Inhaling Human Cat Nip really works. [Re: Shill]
#16268410 - 05/22/12 03:22 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's a kitten dude, of course it's gonna be wild.
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Re: The Kitten Khronicals - Part 1: Inhaling Human Cat Nip really works. [Re: McTwist]
#16268422 - 05/22/12 03:25 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Kitten found stuffed inside bong
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Re: The Kitten Khronicals - Part 1: Inhaling Human Cat Nip really works. [Re: NWlight] 1
#16268446 - 05/22/12 03:29 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Gah, stupid pothead. Poor kitty.
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Re: The Kitten Khronicals - Part 1: Inhaling Human Cat Nip really works. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#16268476 - 05/22/12 03:33 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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