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OfflineSoreSpore
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Drugs, Hugs, and Pirates
    #16262452 - 05/21/12 11:40 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Bored as hell and I wanna get ill, but I am at work and the pub is dead today. So instead, I'd like to be entertained through synthetic digital euphoria.

Go.

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Re: Drugs, Hugs, and Pirates [Re: SoreSpore]
    #16262468 - 05/21/12 11:43 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer :ifyoucanawe:

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Re: Drugs, Hugs, and Pirates [Re: shLong]
    #16262474 - 05/21/12 11:43 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

That was an AWESOME 6.5K post!

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Re: Drugs, Hugs, and Pirates [Re: SoreSpore]
    #16262554 - 05/21/12 12:05 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

A guy walks into a bar and looks at the menu board.
The menu reads:

Hotdog $1.50
Chili  $2.00
Fries  $2.00
Taco  $3.00
Burger $3.00
Burger w/cheese $3.50
Handjobs $50

.....The man looks at the fine ass bar tender and whispers "you the one that gives the handjobs?"
She looks back with a knowing smile and says "yes I am"  He then whispers back "go wash your hands bitch I want a cheeseburger".

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Re: Drugs, Hugs, and Pirates [Re: The Influence]
    #16262559 - 05/21/12 12:07 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl:

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Re: Drugs, Hugs, and Pirates [Re: The Influence]
    #16262576 - 05/21/12 12:12 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

The Influence said:
A guy walks into a bar and looks at the menu board.
The menu reads:

Hotdog $1.50
Chili  $2.00
Fries  $2.00
Taco  $3.00
Burger $3.00
Burger w/cheese $3.50
Handjobs $50

.....The man looks at the fine ass bar tender and whispers "you the one that gives the handjobs?"
She looks back with a knowing smile and says "yes I am"  He then whispers back "go wash your hands bitch I want a cheeseburger".




Ha! Also, I love your avatar!!!

It's funny you mention pirate, a couple weeks ago I got super hashed out, dressed like a pirate, and skated around the beach and harbor.  Good times.


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But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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Re: Drugs, Hugs, and Pirates [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #16262593 - 05/21/12 12:16 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Charlie Day is the the man :awesomenod:

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Re: Drugs, Hugs, and Pirates [Re: The Influence]
    #16262599 - 05/21/12 12:19 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Yes, yes he is.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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Re: Drugs, Hugs, and Pirates [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #16262656 - 05/21/12 12:35 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)



He's A Lucky Man


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★FTW★

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Re: Drugs, Hugs, and Pirates [Re: FTW]
    #16262671 - 05/21/12 12:38 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

PIRATE!




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★FTW★

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