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OfflineTwistedTR
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Funny story.
    #1625932 - 06/11/03 10:17 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

So a about 5 days ago my FOAF was way excited because the rye grain he had ordered arrived. Wanting to do things right, he made a trial 1qt jar with the grain, and injected it and all to test the quality of his rye. Everything works out so he's ready to kick it into high gear. After about an hour of drilling and hot gluing filters he's got 12 shiny new 1qt jars. Gets all of the jars filled with rye, pressure cooks them, shakes them, and puts them in the oven on the oven rack to cool off for the night. FOAF then heads to bed. Bout an hour later, FOAF's roommate comes home from night school, and is starving, walks into the kitchen, finds something to make, and turns the oven on to 450 degrees, unknowing of the jars contained inside. ABMFOAF's (as before mentioned FOAF) roommate walks away to let the oven heat up, and walks upstairs to put his books away and whatnot. Bout 15 minutes later, all hell breaks loose. Every smoke alarm/carbon monoxide alarm is freaking. FOAF scrambles out of bed figuring his place is burning down, and runs downstairs. Acrid black smoke is pouring out of his oven. Running over he turns it off and opens it up. 12 synthetic disk filter patches attached to the tops of his jars are on fire, pouring out smoke. After an adventure with the fire extinguisher, and lots of fans to blow the smoke out, the situation gets under control without the fire dept. being called. surprisingly not a single one of the neighbors came over to find out about all the alarms and black smoke.


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Re: Funny story. [Re: TwistedTR]
    #1625945 - 06/11/03 10:30 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Yikes that sucks man. Good to know that when your house really is burning down no one will come to help.


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Re: Funny story. [Re: ExtravagantDream]
    #1626116 - 06/11/03 12:40 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

that sucks? I'll tell what what sucks, that story sucks.

but seriously folks...


Edited by Odiumjunkie (06/11/03 12:40 PM)


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Re: Funny story. [Re: OJK]
    #1626125 - 06/11/03 12:44 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

LOL... hahahahahahahahaha


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Re: Funny story. [Re: PooPs]
    #1626129 - 06/11/03 12:45 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Cracked me up hearing the story, didn't crack up the friend. Worst part, he was more concerned with the fact that he used all of his rye in the jars that were now caput.


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    #1626135 - 06/11/03 12:47 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Funny story. [Re: TwistedTR]
    #1626137 - 06/11/03 12:47 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

did it burn the grain? or just the filter?


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Re: Funny story. [Re: PooPs]
    #1626139 - 06/11/03 12:48 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

The grain inside the jars was very very dark brown on it's way to black and was slightly smoking when he pulled it out from the oven.


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    #1626144 - 06/11/03 12:50 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Funny story. [Re: LiL_KuSsH]
    #1626194 - 06/11/03 01:18 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I let my PC boil dry once and smoked up my house with burnt popcorn and rubberbands (fell asleep). Man did that stink... I now do all my cooking in the garage on a coleman stove. I even think its more economical this way too, a $4 can of white gas has lasted me a long time, no telling how much power I save...

Too bad all your rye is gone :frown:


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Re: Funny story. [Re: ATWAR]
    #1626223 - 06/11/03 01:33 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

My FOAF got into that too after his girlfriend started bitching about how BRF smells like butt funk or something. It worked okay, but it took way longer to get the PC up to temp than on his normal gas range.


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Re: Funny story. [Re: TwistedTR]
    #1628426 - 06/12/03 11:03 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I had an expierience like that when I lit part of my kitchen on fire making a smoke bomb from the Anarchist's Cook Book (how FUCKING pathetic). In a brand new house too. Sorry for your project delay Twisted-next time shit'll work I bet.
-Mr.Sleep


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Re: Funny story. [Re: MrSleep]
    #1628456 - 06/12/03 11:21 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I know what you mean Mr Sleep, I once was cooking up some substrate and some anarchic goodness at the same time... I ended up injecting spores into a half pint of flash powder... oh how we laughed...


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    #1628569 - 06/12/03 12:14 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Funny story. [Re: LiL_KuSsH]
    #1628576 - 06/12/03 12:17 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

LMAO?


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Re: Funny story. [Re: LiL_KuSsH]
    #1628584 - 06/12/03 12:21 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

So you ended up with some explosively potent shrooms? :smile:


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Re: Funny story. [Re: LiL_KuSsH]
    #1628587 - 06/12/03 12:22 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

ahah

I can't remember what was more upsetting, finding out that I'd wasted my spores or finding out that I'd ruined the powder

good thing I didn't try drying it out in the oven...


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Re: Funny story. [Re: OJK]
    #1628604 - 06/12/03 12:30 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

lol
-Mr.Sleep


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Re: Funny story. [Re: MrSleep]
    #1628614 - 06/12/03 12:34 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

So, are you a revolutionist malcontent as well Mr Sleep?

only kidding, what kind of smoke bomb were you making, was it the kind using ping-pong balls, or something a little more advanced?


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