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Grandfather Paradox solved!
    #16234561 - 05/15/12 12:59 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

You build a time machine and go back 50 years or so and meet and kill your grandfather, yet you still exist. How is this possible? The man you killed was married to your grandmother, but she was having an illicit affair with the milkman.

Next riddle!


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Re: Grandfather Paradox solved! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #16234624 - 05/15/12 01:22 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

:cookiemonster:


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Re: Grandfather Paradox solved! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #16234633 - 05/15/12 01:25 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

lsd


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Re: Grandfather Paradox solved! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #16234821 - 05/15/12 02:09 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

This assumes you know how a time machine works :astonishedmustache:


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Re: Grandfather Paradox solved! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #16235375 - 05/15/12 04:28 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Or you could father your father, thus becoming your own grandfather. Just like in Futurama.


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Re: Grandfather Paradox solved! [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #16236865 - 05/15/12 09:50 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

when you travel back in time, you can kill your grand father and not exist in the future. by doing so, you are creating a different future that exists in a different time and space than the point in time that you did when you were born and grew up to subsequently create a time machine and go back in time to kill your grandfather. so there is no paradox to the action of killing your grand father, because you killed him after he had already created you with out first being killed by you before doing so.


or not, the fuck do i know


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Re: Grandfather Paradox solved! [Re: Salomon]
    #16237102 - 05/15/12 10:34 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

:ancientaliens:


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Re: Grandfather Paradox solved! [Re: Salomon]
    #16237132 - 05/15/12 10:41 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Why would you wanna kill your grandfather?


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Re: Grandfather Paradox solved! [Re: Penelope_Tree]
    #16242679 - 05/16/12 11:21 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

He resents his childhood molestation at the hands of the old bastrd.


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Re: Grandfather Paradox solved! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #16253210 - 05/19/12 08:40 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:

Next riddle!




You go back in time and stop the Big Bang. Yet you still exist. How is this possible?


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Re: Grandfather Paradox solved! [Re: Epigallo]
    #16253218 - 05/19/12 08:46 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

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bradley said:
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OrgoneConclusion said:

Next riddle!




You go back in time and stop the Big Bang. Yet you still exist. How is this possible?



what is the purpose of this


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