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Boner killer
    #16232023 - 05/14/12 11:31 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

No, really. :eek:



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An extremely rare Spermatorrhoea ring fastened with a screw. With provenance from the original German catalogue dating from 1894. Spermatorrhoea means involuntary loss of semen, although the rings were also intended to prevent voluntary discharges from masturbation or Onanism (Originating from Onan who originally "spilt his seed on the ground" Genesis 38:7-9). The ring was placed at the base of the penis and fasted with a screw such that any engorgement of the organ would meet with the teeth of the ring and arrest the process.




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Can't say strapping one on would be my cup of tea; how about you?


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Re: Boner killer [Re: Tantrika]
    #16232033 - 05/14/12 11:32 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I put mine on whenever I already have an erection....hurts....soooooo.....gooood :datass:


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Re: Boner killer [Re: Tantrika]
    #16232051 - 05/14/12 11:33 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I would like to throw this on the extremely giant pile of torture devices that specifically target women. We've had it pretty easy honestly


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Re: Boner killer [Re: Tantrika]
    #16232053 - 05/14/12 11:34 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Whoever invented that couldn't of been sympathetic to accidental boners. :lol:


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Re: Boner killer [Re: Everlong]
    #16232070 - 05/14/12 11:35 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Everlong said:
Whoever invented that couldn't of been sympathetic to accidental boners. :lol:




Eureka moment!

Could strap one on before giving a class presentation and settle for crippling agony instead of crippling humiliation.


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Re: Boner killer [Re: Tantrika]
    #16232217 - 05/14/12 11:57 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

now some people can walk straight past the daycare on the way to the convenient store without having to go around the block.  but not me of course.:pedobear:  thats really the only use i could see for this in todays world.


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Re: Boner killer [Re: Tantrika]
    #16232230 - 05/14/12 11:59 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

People are fucking sick.


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