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Offlinethecheese
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Registered: 02/03/03
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I hate when I have to take the subway with Boris.
    #1616733 - 06/07/03 02:20 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

That guy is so embarassing.

Just being around him makes me want to hit the wall with my head.

Heck here's an example.

We're in the subway--it's packed full so we had to stand.

So he asks me if I could take his bag. I was like "OK" and I tried to take it. Big mistake.

As soon as I touched his back he started singing at the top of his lung a very happy-sounding Super Mario RPG-style music.

"Myyyyyyyy bag is myyyyyyy bag it's o-only miiiine; so pleaaaaaase do-on't touch. *clap clap* Myyy baag is myyyy bag it's o-only miiiiine; so pleaaaaaaaase do-on't touch" (etc, etc).

Unbelievable. You should have seen how the people were looking at us. God I swear I felt like forcing the doors open and jumping in the tunnel.

That song BTW comes from some kind of movie on sexual abuse we saw in school a while ago... the original words go something like
"myyy body is myyy body", etc

:frown:

I made a quick midi file to give you an idea what it sounds like:

http://iquebec.ifrance.com/lannn/boris.mid

Try to sing along with the words I posted and imagine being in the subway and someone near you singing that at the top of his lungs  :crazy: 

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Offlinefunwithdxm
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Re: I hate when I have to take the subway with Boris. [Re: thecheese]
    #1617137 - 06/07/03 07:04 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds pretty damn funny to me... :grin:


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InvisiblePapaverS
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Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: I hate when I have to take the subway with Boris. [Re: thecheese]
    #1617169 - 06/07/03 07:42 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

Wow! That sounds difficult, to say the least...


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OfflineScarfmeister
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Registered: 10/31/02
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Re: I hate when I have to take the subway with Boris. [Re: Papaver]
    #1618857 - 06/08/03 05:10 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

Funny! i hooked ya up with some shrooms


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OfflineHans_Moleman
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Registered: 04/06/03
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Re: I hate when I have to take the subway with Boris. [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #1619620 - 06/09/03 12:38 AM (20 years, 9 months ago)

I would have told him to shut up!!!!


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Offlinedizzim
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Registered: 04/30/03
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Re: I hate when I have to take the subway with Boris. [Re: Hans_Moleman]
    #1622349 - 06/09/03 09:44 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

I'm sure it was mortifying at the time, but god damn...thats some funny shit!!!

I had a friend like that (not nearly as bad)....it was worth the embarresment just for the stories i have to tell now.

dizz

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Offlinedizzim
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Re: I hate when I have to take the subway with Boris. [Re: dizzim]
    #1622354 - 06/09/03 09:46 PM (20 years, 9 months ago)

damn...i'm still laughing :smile:

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