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Murex
Reality Hacker
Registered: 07/28/02
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You a smooth talker?
#1616767 - 06/07/03 02:42 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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How do you usually go about asking a girl out?
-------------------- What if everything around you Isn't quite as it seems? What if all the world you think you know, Is an elaborate dream? And if you look at your reflection, Is it all you want it to be?
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thecheese
newbie
Registered: 02/03/03
Posts: 27
Loc: Canada
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Murex]
#1616772 - 06/07/03 02:46 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Me: Hey Her: Hi Me: Wanna go out? Her: K
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Jackal
Well Versed In Etiquette
Registered: 10/16/02
Posts: 4,576
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Murex]
#1616932 - 06/07/03 04:13 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lady, did you know if you were looking in the mirror while holding 11 roses you'd see the 12 most beautiful things in the world.
or
Tell me, whats it like being the most beautiful lady here?
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Papaver
Madmin Emeritus?
Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Murex]
#1617039 - 06/07/03 05:22 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Hey, if I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
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thecheese
newbie
Registered: 02/03/03
Posts: 27
Loc: Canada
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Papaver]
#1617042 - 06/07/03 05:25 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
"Hey, if I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
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HidingInPlainSight
Registered: 01/27/03
Posts: 2,077
Loc: Oklahoma City , OK, USA
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Murex]
#1617045 - 06/07/03 05:26 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Hey" .. then after small conversation.. "Do you wanna hang out sometime?" Simple as that. or you could go for a Me: "Hey, do you have a boyfriend?" Her: "Yes" Me: "Oh, how long have you had that problem?" hehe
Edited by HidingInPlainSight (06/07/03 05:28 PM)
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lucid
Jack's AlteredConsciousness
Registered: 03/29/03
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>Me: "Hey, do you have a boyfriend?" >Her: "Yes" >Me: "Oh, how long have you had that problem?" hehe LOL !!!!!!!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing that's priceless !!!!!!! That wins hands down. Best line I've ever heard. I'm gonna use that next time I'd like to ask someone out. I can't imagine anyone being able to resist sheer wit like that
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Edited by lucid (06/07/03 07:29 PM)
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Anonymous
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: lucid]
#1617244 - 06/07/03 08:31 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Me: Hey her: Hi Me: Whats up? her: blah blah Me: (Fakes interest) Me: (Smiles big) I got to go, you wanna do something later? her: Sure, I'd love to, your so hot!!
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Anonymous
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: ]
#1617248 - 06/07/03 08:35 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Me: "Hey, do you have a boyfriend?" Her: "Yes" Me: "Oh, how long have you had that problem?" hehe
Ha! That ones pretty good
If you use any of those pick up lines she'll just think your a dork. I know it. In all seriousness its best to just make with the small talk and make eye contact, then just say, "you wanna go out?" or something like that
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barfightlard
tales of theinexpressible
Registered: 01/29/03
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Murex]
#1617267 - 06/07/03 08:42 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is that a keg in your pants? Because I would love to tap that!
-------------------- "What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks
Edited by bellylard (06/07/03 08:43 PM)
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Anonymous
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Me: the moon is dark and the light is scary her: what? me: shhh child.
works everytime
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thestringphish
vajrayana
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: ]
#1617533 - 06/08/03 12:15 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
works 100% of the time.
-------------------- Ken Wilbur "this is life changing" welcomehome
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TheDude
is waiting forthe peak
Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 2,876
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Are you from Jamaica because JA-MAKIN' ME CRAZY!!
Gets them laughing everytime, nobody ever takes it seriously so it's a nice way to break the ice.
-------------------- "this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger
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Phluck
Carpal Tunnel
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: TheDude]
#1618329 - 06/08/03 12:28 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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If I were a girl, and someone said that to me, I'd pee in their drink.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Scarfmeister
Thrill Seeker
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Phluck]
#1618792 - 06/08/03 04:37 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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I cant believe some stupid shit people say to try and pick up girls. I fear people watch to many movies.
If I'm interested in a girl i usually just ask her out for a coffee, its pretty arbitrary but its a classic that works. Or ill simply ask her if she would like to go out with me some time.
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vivid
Stranger
Registered: 12/14/99
Posts: 1,888
Loc: Berkeley, California
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um, usually a conversation and invitation works just fine.. not rocket science.
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Papaver
Madmin Emeritus?
Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: vivid]
#1618841 - 06/08/03 05:01 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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> not rocket science.
Yeah, but what if you got the hots for a female rocket scientist?
On a side note: I want to go back to college, and tell them I want to major in "rocket science," with a minor in "brain surgery!"
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OOKLA
Mr.Slippyfist
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Re: You a smooth talker? *DELETED* [Re: Papaver]
#1618943 - 06/08/03 06:14 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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lucid
Jack's AlteredConsciousness
Registered: 03/29/03
Posts: 6,319
Loc: up on the bidet
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: OOKLA]
#1618960 - 06/08/03 06:23 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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>or shooting a gun (A very large percentage of women have never shot a gun), YEAH BABY ! wanna shag my Armalite Carbine semi-automatic ? nothin like pumpin rounds and rounds o lead into scap metal... um... yeah... that'll work real well...
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Larrythescaryrex
teardrop on the fire
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: lucid]
#1621260 - 06/09/03 03:56 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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< speech = mumbling >
hey ah I was kinda thinking that maybe, ya know, if you weren't busy, which you probably are, then you might like to do something sometime. ahh...... ya.
< / mumbling>
/looks at floor.
-------------------- RIP Acidic_Sloth Sunset_Mission said: "larry the scary rex verily scary when thoroughly vexed invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex mercifully massacring memories masterfully relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs" April 24th 2011
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