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OfflineMurex
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You a smooth talker?
    #1616767 - 06/07/03 04:42 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)


How do you usually go about asking a girl out?


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



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Offlinethecheese
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Murex]
    #1616772 - 06/07/03 04:46 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Me: Hey
Her: Hi
Me: Wanna go out?
Her: K


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OfflineJackal
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Murex]
    #1616932 - 06/07/03 06:13 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Lady, did you know if you were looking in the mirror while holding 11 roses you'd see the 12 most beautiful things in the world.

or

Tell me, whats it like being the most beautiful lady here?


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InvisiblePapaverS
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Murex]
    #1617039 - 06/07/03 07:22 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

"Hey, if I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" :wink:


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Offlinethecheese
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Papaver]
    #1617042 - 06/07/03 07:25 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

"Hey, if I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" :wink:
 




:grin:


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OfflineHidingInPlainSight
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Murex]
    #1617045 - 06/07/03 07:26 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

"Hey" ..

then after small conversation..

"Do you wanna hang out sometime?"

Simple as that. 

or you could go for a

Me: "Hey, do you have a boyfriend?"
Her: "Yes"
Me: "Oh, how long have you had that problem?" hehe  :grin:


Edited by HidingInPlainSight (06/07/03 07:28 PM)


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Offlinelucid
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: HidingInPlainSight]
    #1617152 - 06/07/03 09:28 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

>Me: "Hey, do you have a boyfriend?"
>Her: "Yes"
>Me: "Oh, how long have you had that problem?" hehe 
LOL !!!!!!!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing :grin:
that's priceless !!!!!!!
That wins hands down. Best line I've ever heard.
I'm gonna use that next time I'd like to ask someone out.
I can't imagine anyone being able to resist sheer wit like that :smile: 


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Edited by lucid (06/07/03 09:29 PM)


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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: lucid]
    #1617244 - 06/07/03 10:31 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Me: Hey
her: Hi
Me: Whats up?
her: blah blah
Me: (Fakes interest)
Me: (Smiles big) I got to go, you wanna do something later?
her: Sure, I'd love to, your so hot!!


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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: ]
    #1617248 - 06/07/03 10:35 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Me: "Hey, do you have a boyfriend?"
Her: "Yes"
Me: "Oh, how long have you had that problem?" hehe



Ha! That ones pretty good

If you use any of those pick up lines she'll just think your a dork. I know it. In all seriousness its best to just make with the small talk and make eye contact, then just say, "you wanna go out?" or something like that


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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Murex]
    #1617267 - 06/07/03 10:42 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I would love to tap that!


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Edited by bellylard (06/07/03 10:43 PM)


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Anonymous

Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: barfightlard]
    #1617350 - 06/08/03 12:14 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Me: the moon is dark and the light is scary
her: what?
me: shhh child.

works everytime


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Offlinethestringphish
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: ]
    #1617533 - 06/08/03 02:15 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"


works 100% of the time.


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InvisibleTheDude
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: thestringphish]
    #1618313 - 06/08/03 02:19 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Are you from Jamaica because JA-MAKIN' ME CRAZY!!

Gets them laughing everytime, nobody ever takes it seriously so it's a nice way to break the ice.


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OfflinePhluck
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: TheDude]
    #1618329 - 06/08/03 02:28 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

If I were a girl, and someone said that to me, I'd pee in their drink.


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OfflineScarfmeister
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Phluck]
    #1618792 - 06/08/03 06:37 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I cant believe some stupid shit people say to try and pick up girls. I fear people watch to many movies.

If I'm interested in a girl i usually just ask her out for a coffee, its pretty arbitrary but its a classic that works.
Or ill simply ask her if she would like to go out with me some time.


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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #1618824 - 06/08/03 06:50 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

um, usually a conversation and invitation works just fine.. not rocket science.


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InvisiblePapaverS
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: vivid]
    #1618841 - 06/08/03 07:01 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

> not rocket science.

Yeah, but what if you got the hots for a female rocket scientist?

On a side note: I want to go back to college, and tell them I want to major in "rocket science," with a minor in "brain surgery!" :grin:


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OfflineOOKLA
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Re: You a smooth talker? *DELETED* [Re: Papaver]
    #1618943 - 06/08/03 08:14 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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Offlinelucid
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: OOKLA]
    #1618960 - 06/08/03 08:23 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

>or shooting a gun (A very large percentage of women have never shot a gun),
YEAH BABY ! wanna shag my Armalite Carbine semi-automatic ? nothin like
pumpin rounds and rounds o lead into scap metal...
um... yeah... that'll work real well... :grin: 


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OfflineLarrythescaryrexS
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Re: You a smooth talker? [Re: lucid]
    #1621260 - 06/09/03 05:56 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

< speech = mumbling >

hey ah I was kinda thinking that maybe, ya know, if you weren't busy, which you probably are, then you might like to do something sometime. ahh...... ya.

< / mumbling>

/looks at floor.


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
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