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 Mr. Derp
my nipples are hard.
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Posts: 378
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 Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay  [Re: Bundy]
#16161714 - 04/30/12 05:58 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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I pretend to be gay all the time, it makes people feel uncomfortable and I enjoy that. I also pretend to be gay online a lot too. I usually do it to people that are homophobic. 
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 Bundy
It's just words.
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: Mr. Derp]
#16161727 - 04/30/12 06:00 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Mr. Derp said:
I pretend to be gay all the time, it makes people feel uncomfortable and I enjoy that. I also pretend to be gay online a lot too. I usually do it to people that are homophobic.
I love making Homophobes uncomfortable.
I may be a douche for it. But it's fun for me.
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Jwlst
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: Bundy]
#16162387 - 04/30/12 07:49 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Is your first name Ted?
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Brugman
antisobrietarian
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: Asante]
#16162408 - 04/30/12 07:54 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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Women do and say things more to their gay male friends than to their straight ones.
Fact.
You're going to be so fucking bored by what you hear though, as a straight man, and will probably lack the appropriate homosexual response that will encourage further unloading.
Ugh.. as a gay man, I don't know the appropriate homosexual responses 90% of the time. I hate when women unload on me. Yak yak yak.
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Sophistic Radiance
Free sVs!
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Posts: 43,135
Loc: Center of the Universe
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: DJ_avocado]
#16162431 - 04/30/12 08:00 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's kind of a silly idea, don't you think? It would work better if you're actually fucking dudes. If not, your cover will get blown eventually and you'll look like a psycho. If you don't know how to talk about what it's like to be involved sexually with a man, the very people you're trying to fool will be the first to notice.
Honestly, IMO, you're just inhibited. Women do not think that you are hitting on them just for carrying on a conversation. Most of them will look for some kind of obvious cue before assuming you are trying to get into their pants.
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Celestial Traveler
Random Observer
Registered: 03/03/11
Posts: 7,639
Loc: Idaho
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 This is destined to backfire on you.
What's going to happen when news of your "homosexuality" spreads around to people whom you'd rather not deceive, such as your wife, friends, etc.?
What's going to happen when your wife finds out you lied? What will she think your motive was to fake gayness? Either way there's no way anything good will come of this.
Still, I encourage you on so that you may come back and share your experiences with the Shroomery, and perhaps provide a good laugh for us at your own expense. 
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DJ_avocado
SardinoBambino
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Celestial Traveler said:
This is destined to backfire on you.
What's going to happen when news of your "homosexuality" spreads around to people whom you'd rather not deceive, such as your wife, friends, etc.?
What's going to happen when your wife finds out you lied? What will she think your motive was to fake gayness? Either way there's no way anything good will come of this.
Still, I encourage you on so that you may come back and share your experiences with the Shroomery, and perhaps provide a good laugh for us at your own expense.
It would totally backfire....if I do have a good opportunity to make a fool of myself, then I will share it with you peoples.
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DeathSpider
the living dead girl
Registered: 02/29/12
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what will be funny is when OP pops a boner while alone with the ladies if they frolick about him in bikinis and he has to explain it.
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Celestial Traveler
Random Observer
Registered: 03/03/11
Posts: 7,639
Loc: Idaho
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: DeathSpider]
#16163149 - 04/30/12 10:16 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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DeathSpider said:
what will be funny is when OP pops a boner while alone with the ladies if they frolick about him in bikinis and he has to explain it.
Hopefully they are watching a show on A&E or Lifetime with a lot of attractive men at the time so that he has an alibi 
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realfuzzhead
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: Asante]
#16163164 - 04/30/12 10:20 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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I'm thinking about pretending to be gay
I like fucking with people.
At some point its no longer pretending but experimenting brah.
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CrossingTheStar
Unoriginal Philosopher
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: realfuzzhead] 1
#16163300 - 04/30/12 10:51 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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2 weeks ago, I spent 8 hours straight with 3 girls.
Nothing could ever make me go through that again.
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blujay
pass it b*ch!
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: Asante]
#16163393 - 04/30/12 11:11 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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I'm thinking about pretending to be gay
I like fucking male with people.
At some point its no longer pretending but experimenting brah.
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ShiVersblood
VAmPiRES HELLA ❤
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: blujay]
#16163432 - 04/30/12 11:23 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Don't pretend to be gay you will pyscologically trick ur self and hypnotise yourself into turning gay in real life. The more u pretend to be something and do it everyday and every single day ur acting like ur homosexual male, the more it is going to rub off on u and get into ur head, people engrained into ur mind, next thing u know u actually are homosexual and u end up getting divorced and moveing in with a man with short hair and a beard like the guy in that video above. Why do all gays guys now have short hair and beards. not feminemen at all. i guess thats why im straight.
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Sophistic Radiance
Free sVs!
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: ShiVersblood] 1
#16163440 - 04/30/12 11:26 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Shrooms make you gay.
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Cj-B
All the same...I saw it first.
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: Asante]
#16163461 - 04/30/12 11:32 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
A lady friend once confided:
"To be frank I have enough yeast to start a brewery!"
To which I replied:
"You know how I'm gay? This isnt helping"
I'm surprised no one said anything about this. Cause this was far and away the best comment in this thread.
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DJ_avocado
SardinoBambino
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: ShiVersblood]
#16163605 - 05/01/12 12:09 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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ShiVersblood said:
Don't pretend to be gay you will pyscologically trick ur self and hypnotise yourself into turning gay in real life. The more u pretend to be something and do it everyday and every single day ur acting like ur homosexual male, the more it is going to rub off on u and get into ur head, people engrained into ur mind, next thing u know u actually are homosexual and u end up getting divorced and moveing in with a man with short hair and a beard like the guy in that video above. Why do all gays guys now have short hair and beards. not feminemen at all. i guess thats why im straight.
You know what's really funny that won't do me any good at all in sharing....
I have short hair and a beard.  But I go through phases of growing out the same style beard and just shaving my entire face. I tried growing a mustache once, but it just looks so silly having a "mustache in progress". I want one like Freddie Mercury, he's my idol.
I'm not worried about "actually being a homosexual" or getting divorced. I just think that it would be fucking hilarious to do. I understand that this whole idea has the potential to backfire like a powderkeg, but it's the type of shit that I think after it's done I would be able to look back and laugh. Laugh really hard.
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Celestial Traveler
Random Observer
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Posts: 7,639
Loc: Idaho
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: DJ_avocado]
#16163624 - 05/01/12 12:17 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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DJ_avocado said:
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ShiVersblood said:
Don't pretend to be gay you will pyscologically trick ur self and hypnotise yourself into turning gay in real life. The more u pretend to be something and do it everyday and every single day ur acting like ur homosexual male, the more it is going to rub off on u and get into ur head, people engrained into ur mind, next thing u know u actually are homosexual and u end up getting divorced and moveing in with a man with short hair and a beard like the guy in that video above. Why do all gays guys now have short hair and beards. not feminemen at all. i guess thats why im straight.
I have short hair and a beard. But I go through phases of growing out the same style beard and just shaving my entire face. I tried growing a mustache once, but it just looks so silly having a "mustache in progress".
Thats why you go
beard in progress ->> beard ->> full mustache
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DJ_avocado
SardinoBambino
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I want a full mustache, but only for a week tops. I'm just too impatient to wait, my mustache doesn't grow evenly and it grows slow. One day..
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Celestial Traveler
Random Observer
Registered: 03/03/11
Posts: 7,639
Loc: Idaho
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Re: I'm thinking about pretending to be gay [Re: DJ_avocado]
#16163651 - 05/01/12 12:26 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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DJ_avocado said:
I want a full mustache, but only for a week tops. I'm just too impatient to wait, my mustache doesn't grow evenly and it grows slow. One day..
Point is if you don't like having a half-mustache, just grow your whole beard off then shave off everything but the mustache.
There's no reason to fret about waiting. All you have to do is NOT shave and voila, you eventually have a mustache.
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ManianFH
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Go for it man!~ There can only be positive results!!!
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