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 Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz..  [Re: Deekay]
#16061044 - 04/08/12 01:34 PM (12 years, 10 days ago) |
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I am totally ok with revenge nudes, but I did kinda doubt the OPs moral standing after this:
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Not to mention I highly doubt she'd be able to afford half of the paid lawyer my Rocket Scientist Step-Dad would line me up with considering the seriousness.. Her dad works at a factory grinding screw holes in parts, And her mom is a waitress LoL... Not to mention.. Not trying to be a dick, But by social standards and common fuckin sense standards SHE was the piece of shit of the relationship.. I hate to say it but who the fuck deck's their loved one in the face over a half a xanax bar gettin thrown out the window?
Who the fuck claims they can't be around xanax, makes their SO quit, eats their xanax, and then lies about what happened to it? I'd wanna hit you for that and I'm a pacifist.
OP is obviously not faultless, but I still feel for him because I can relate in alot of ways. If the ex came on here and posted her story, I'm sure I'd feel bad for her in some ways too.
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: Deekay]
#16061144 - 04/08/12 02:08 PM (12 years, 10 days ago) |
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Deekay said:
Her 'Take It Like A Champ' tattoo
so bad. so trashy. so bad.
so bad.
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: smokesnugz]
#16061520 - 04/08/12 03:43 PM (12 years, 10 days ago) |
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stayhigh89 said:
protrip: Whenever a chick has multiple tattoos they're usually sluts or crazy like your saying. That's my first hand experience.
That's not a rule or anything. Many chicks have very cool, classy tattoos. They can be awesome.
This chick's tattoos however.... have white trash slutbag written all over them.
And I don't find her hot either. She does look like a little boy. No figure.
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smokesnugz said:
DONE-DOTTA- This thread is no more, I need to go blaze some scoobs and go hit old faithful up.. I'm trying to convince her into going for the stealth fuck in her car while on break at her job... LMFAO, I'm in that inflated ego, wired the fuck out adderall zone at which blatantly asking for a stealth fuck in the back seat seems like a typical question one might ask another... Lmao, Literally "U down for the stealth fuck in the car when u go on break? Btw I need my PC bring that shit to, Was I to blunt? My bad... U down!?!"
Haha, Surprisingly she seems to be going for it... WISH ME LUCK!
P.S
Let me know, Based on above posted nudes... How much crazy could you put up with in exchange for the benefits that come along with that package and a nympho let's fuck all the time personality.. I mean, She dresses up for me and she was very susceptible to my gift of getting in ones head... She was never wanting to give head in the beginning and being the "Only under the covers" type chick... 6 months in I had her WORSHIPING the cock and making me pull over so we could knock out a quicky in the seat... The bitch converted me into a Twilight Fan for fuck's sake... I mean, Granted... The first 15 min she was giving me head.. Lmfao, I was like Dam, Twilight's the fuckin shit let's go again!
I wouldn't put up with ANY amount of crazy. I don't even think she's hot.
I think my first post in this thread was good advice. GET FAR THE FUCK AWAY
So you admit we were 100% right, and she's a crazy fucking psycho bitch, who has a restraining order against you. And set you up, and called the cops on you. And she got you to like TWILIGHT??
And after all this you are still texting her asking her for a stealth fuck in the car. Man shit's just going to get so much worse for you.
Don't be surprised when if you go to meet her there are cops there waiting for you for breaking your restraining order.
She tricked you once and fucking DREW YOU INTO IT... and you are stupid enough to pursue her and do it again?
No pussy in the world is worth this amount of drama. But I guess you love it, seem to thrive on it. You're perfect for each other.
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: Shroomism]
#16061649 - 04/08/12 04:20 PM (12 years, 10 days ago) |
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Shroomism said:
You're perfect for each other.
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: Shroomism]
#16061914 - 04/08/12 05:38 PM (12 years, 10 days ago) |
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And I don't find her hot either. She does look like a little boy. No figure.
That's just cuz you're not a Catholic priest. 
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3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.
4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: Diploid]
#16062069 - 04/08/12 06:13 PM (12 years, 10 days ago) |
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that second twat pic.. HOLY FAT!
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Nudes! [Re: smokesnugz]
#16063895 - 04/09/12 02:11 AM (12 years, 10 days ago) |
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OP, why am I not surprised you're located in central FL? You sound like any number of my associates.
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Nudes! [Re: Adamist]
#16063901 - 04/09/12 02:14 AM (12 years, 10 days ago) |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA @ this thread
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: dr_gonz]
#16063913 - 04/09/12 02:20 AM (12 years, 10 days ago) |
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Deekay said:
Her 'Take It Like A Champ' tattoo
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dr_gonz said:
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Deekay said:
Her 'Take It Like A Champ' tattoo
It says "Hit it like a champ" which implies she may or may not be a call girl. 
It is questionable that she had a "Hit it like a champ" tat it was pretty damn funny though.
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: bangpowboomers]
#16063949 - 04/09/12 02:37 AM (12 years, 10 days ago) |
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ok i havent read all of this post yet but im going to. i just wanna say you havent hit rock bottom until u fall for a porn star. IT IS FUCK"N MIND BENDING. AND A LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE.
that is all.
(no im not speaking hypothetically spanking your monkey dipshits)
im talking IRL. 
Edited by DarkMatterOfFact (04/09/12 02:49 AM)
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: smokesnugz]
#16064159 - 04/09/12 06:21 AM (12 years, 9 days ago) |
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luvdemshrooms said:
I have a HUGE heart
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moonrockmushy said:
220mg is alot of amph, you should get that shit under control
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: Shroomism]
#16064427 - 04/09/12 09:02 AM (12 years, 9 days ago) |
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Shroomism said:
Many chicks have very cool, classy tattoos. They can be awesome.
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Shroomism said:
very cool, classy tattoos.
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Shroomism said:
classy tattoos.
No. There is no such thing. Tattoos can be okay. Some can even look pretty good. They can never ever be classy.
As for the rest of this thread, I've think everything has been said.
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I appreciated the nudes man, and if I get the time tonight... I will read your lengthy posts as well
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: memes]
#16064486 - 04/09/12 09:21 AM (12 years, 9 days ago) |
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meams said:
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Deekay said:
Her 'Take It Like A Champ' tattoo
so bad. so trashy. so bad.
so bad.
OMG is THAT what that tatt says? Wow, that is SOOOO bad.... Words cannot define how bad it is. I hope she got that one for free, because if she paid for it then it seems somehow worse to me....
SO BAD
SO BAD
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#16064492 - 04/09/12 09:23 AM (12 years, 9 days ago) |
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"Hit it like a champ ...then run for the fucking hills!"
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: shroomie_glen] 1
#16064496 - 04/09/12 09:24 AM (12 years, 9 days ago) |
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BTW I am triple-posting JUST to say that I think you did the right thing by posting those nudes, fuck all the people giving you flack for it.
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Need advice plz.. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#16064515 - 04/09/12 09:31 AM (12 years, 9 days ago) |
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I feel horrible for you bro  I know what its like to have a 24 yr old chick who will only listen to her parents like a fucking child, BELIEVE me 
I also know what its like to fall in love with an extremely hot, drug addicted, sex goddess with serious mental issues.
My only advice to you is to quit clouding your mind with pills and shit......shit will get ugly fast. Not to mention be sure to avoid this bitch like the plague when she finally snaps out of it. It could be a month, it could be YEARS. But trust me some day she is going to want a man to love both her and her baby, and when she realizes that shes missing something her parents cant provide her, she will realize the HUGE mistake she has made.
However its easier said than done, Its kinda a curve ball to throw your bitch under the bus (metaphorically speaking) when its the only way to see your child that you are biologically programmed to love
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Nudes! [Re: smokesnugz]
#17163738 - 11/05/12 04:13 AM (11 years, 5 months ago) |
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So... A while back I made this post, in a bad place and bad time.. All of you that said I should move on and stear clear of this chick... You we're so right... Even though I ended up coming to that ultimate conclusion, it wasn't easy along the way cuz of how blinded I was by stupidity and drug abuse..
Sense I made my last reply to this post I went through a lot of bullshit, Crazy pregnancy scare with a crazy bitch.. A major drug addiction starting with Opiates ending with just about EVERY other drug to fight the Opiate withdraws... Finally the only thing that got me completely clean was going to jail for a lil while which I'm very thankful for.. gave me some time to get my mind right and start looking at shit more clearly... I honestly can't believe the state of my life around the time I made this post... I was snorting smoking popping and IV'ing every single drug possible..
I was only in jail for 50 days which isn't shit compared to a lot of my friends that were locked up with me... But it was enough to put me on the path getting me where I am today...
I went from living in the dirty south of Florida to a completely opposite environment... I got out of jail and with the aid of my mom and step-dad I copped a 1 way ticket to Seattle, WA..
Words.... Can't... Even fucking describe.... First of all the best thing of all and the reason I'm where I am, I've been sober of all hard drugs for 5+ months now... I went from hardcore drug abuse after years and years of progressive abuse to actually knowing what it feels like to be happy while sober.. Ambitious.. Positive... Looking forward to the future... GRANTED! I of course, Still smoke weed and drink occasionally.. I have no interest or even the slightest thought of doing anything harder... I would just say no, LOL!
I am so out of place... In a GREAT fucking way! The people are so different, Everyone is friendly and for the most part drug free.. I haven't met one person here that is a pain pill addict or sketchy.. Everyone I've met have turned out to be genuine friendly down to earth chill people that only smoke weed and drink on rare occasions...
But anyways, Coming back to the topic of this post... My crazy bitch X... This is where I am so blown away... This chick I met shortly after I moved here from OkCupid.com
WOW, That's all I can really put into words... She is the absolute complete opposite of my X in every single way.. She makes me ask my self what the fuck was I thinking doing with that stupid whore X of mine..
Instead of being a crazy bitch only interested in Xanax Bars, Opiates and Drama that didn't smoke weed this chick smokes weed ONLY. She's so fucking chill and always happy and smiling, We can make each other laugh 24/7.. We can have fun doing NOTHING... She's an Aquarius girl and I'm a Gemini guy if anyone is into the astrology side of things.. I believe that's why it's so fucking perfect... On top of this amazing connection and being so compatible with this amazing drug free chick, She is fucking HOT! LoL.. I don't know how I pulled this off... 5'0 (I'm into short chicks) Blonde hair, Brown Eyes, Beautiful face and body..
We talk to each other often about how surprised we are by what's going on because she has also had a lot of shitty past relationships.. I mean she really is like my perfect fucking girl both mentally and physically unlike my X which I was really just into cuz she was fuckin sexy and crazy in bed, But we fought a lot...
The craziest thing to me though, Is how this chick seems to genuinely feel the same as I do about her.. And we NEVER fight! We haven't had 1 bad moment sense we've been together.. It started off just a friends with benefits thing btw.. But once I realized we clicked so perfectly and how hot she was I told her I was ok with friends with benefits but really wanted to have something serious with her.. Shortly after it became a relationship which is what we've both wanted in life.. a long lasting happy relationship, Soul Mate type shit...
Anyways, I am finally at this point where I've started to get more used to what's going on in my life and have been feeling the need to talk about it with others..
It's like a dream come true... I guess shit like this really can happen..
Edited by smokesnugz (11/05/12 04:16 AM)
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Re: Baby Mamma Rant... Nudes! [Re: smokesnugz]
#17163805 - 11/05/12 05:05 AM (11 years, 5 months ago) |
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Swings and round-a-bouts
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