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OfflineMacey Howard
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Jesus.....
    #1599655 - 06/01/03 11:25 PM (14 years, 28 days ago)

goddamn, I am posting in the very forum I created, about a problem I have, with sex..


now, let me throw some things on the table before I start.

1. I am 6 foot 6 about 250. My wife is like 5 foot 5 or 6 and about 145- 150.

Problem: I am too large and stuff like that, so I dont get the ass as often. This is pretty fucked up. Everything in the marrage is fine except this shit. Yeah, I am a big guy and everything else on me is also big ( you know in proportion to my body) Fuck bragging about having a big one, I just wanna get more ass more often. When I was single I would just fuck around, but when I met me wife, I liked her alot but shit is little. WTF am I gonna do?

here are the options I came up with

1. just rip her up all the time
2. just settle for the amout of sex I get (2 times a month) <-------FUCKING SUX
3. Fucking just go be single again and lonely as fuck
4. find some sort of Dr that can help.


Hey guys, this isnt a bullshit post. I am in a rut here. I am looking at other women and shit. WTF do you guys suggest? I know that I should be going a counselor, but hey I want to hit the home base first.


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Offlinerommstein2001
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Re: Jesus..... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #1599705 - 06/01/03 11:31 PM (14 years, 28 days ago)

Talk to her about it.


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Re: Jesus..... [Re: rommstein2001]
    #1599778 - 06/01/03 11:53 PM (14 years, 28 days ago)

Marriage is a compromise. If you are strong about this topic, you should talk to your wife. a counselor might be good if she didn't agree with what you want or need.  :smile:

wish you the best of luck.
hopes that helps

peace

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OfflineDailyPot
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Re: Jesus..... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #1599787 - 06/01/03 11:57 PM (14 years, 28 days ago)

Just tell her about it and let her be the domiant one :smirk: Tell her to ride you to her hearts desire and you can both be happy :grin:


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Re: Jesus..... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #1599801 - 06/02/03 12:01 AM (14 years, 28 days ago)

I choose number 2. 

No one can pleasure you quite like yourself, anyway! :smile:


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Re: Jesus..... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #1599930 - 06/02/03 12:52 AM (14 years, 28 days ago)

Definately talk to her about it!


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Re: Jesus..... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #1600042 - 06/02/03 01:39 AM (14 years, 28 days ago)

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OfflineDailyPot
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Re: Jesus..... [Re: ]
    #1600091 - 06/02/03 01:57 AM (14 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

Under her medical condition both of you need to find a way to work things out. 



She's a woman? :shocked:

Care to share anything Mr Mushroom? Seems like you could make afew threads...


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Re: Jesus..... [Re: DailyPot]
    #1600105 - 06/02/03 02:00 AM (14 years, 28 days ago)

^^^^^ has smoked pot daily for too long!  :blush:

:grin:

-rebelsteve 


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OfflineDailyPot
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Re: Jesus..... [Re: RebelSteve33]
    #1600274 - 06/02/03 03:01 AM (14 years, 28 days ago)

Moe, you made this forum? You gotta share the history behind that, I've never met a forum creator :tongue:

Moe, seriously, best thing to do is talk out your problems with her, she's the important one here. There has to be more than the size issue to only get in twice a month :shocked: Thats not what marriage is about, among other things its about knowing you can get it all the time :tongue:

Do you feel you hurt her? Cuz this could be it....either than or size isn't everything :crazy:
Did you check to see if she got herself a new toy :tongue:

In my completely unexperianced unprofessional opinion its that she just has a low sex drive. Maybe she only does it has often as she does cuz you want to...do you guys have kids or anything? Alot of times a woman gets into the whole having kids thing and they just lose the urge for sex. Actully lots of things cause it.

Woman are so complicated :confused:

----> Good one steve! *forces laugh* :crazy: j/k :tongue:


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Re: Jesus..... [Re: DailyPot]
    #1601083 - 06/02/03 12:16 PM (14 years, 27 days ago)

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Re: Jesus..... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #1601165 - 06/02/03 01:09 PM (14 years, 27 days ago)

My boyfriend and I are about the same in proportions to you and your wife, Moe Howard. I am only 5'4 and he is 6'5 or so, and we have sex very very often (at least once a day). The problem is not the height, I am quite fond of my boyfriends 'talents.' You need to speak to your wife and see what is happening. I would have to say that she is probably a little intimidated by your size and sexual prowess. You know there are several kind of women, each one with their own favorite ways to make love. Perphaps your way is not the same as the way she wishes it done. EXPERIMENT, if you can only do it twice  month, make it unforgettable for HER! Change positions often, so you may find her favorite, lots of forplay helps too. I hope you find the problem because if you trully love her then it is worth trying everything to meet each others needs!

Good Luck! :wink:     


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Re: Jesus..... [Re: WaveRider]
    #1604096 - 06/03/03 11:53 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

Man I dont even want to ask this shit but... Is the problem girth or length?...My buddy has the same problem Moe, but he actually messed her up. She had to have 2 operations because he disloged her insides or some shit. He got this 3 inch pad you can put on your dick so 3 inches less go in
(He said theres different sizes). Mabey try that


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Re: Jesus..... [Re: resin]
    #1604507 - 06/03/03 02:21 PM (14 years, 26 days ago)

wel.. here it goes..

how BIG are you exactly?

does she bleed during sex? scream and kick... or does it all go smoothly?

are you guys fighting over anything?

i was freakin from havin it only once a month with my ex... i say minimum of once a week.. MINIMUM!!!!!!!!

does she give head?

we need more details here moe!!


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Re: Jesus..... [Re: PooPs]
    #1606266 - 06/03/03 11:04 PM (14 years, 26 days ago)

it sucks, she makes a face like someone is shoving an xmas sausage in her.. but she says she enjoys it. and the puss puss is all swollen after sex, and she mentions that I need to learn how to do quickies. see, this is why I dated fat chicks. not the nasty obeese slobs, but the queen latifas and the rikki lakes, I need a nice plus size gurl cause the are more "sexually friendly" towards me. and i really do miss fat sex. My wife is just too midgety and small and frowns alot and seems not to enjoy the experience. I feel like I fucked her and fucked myself with the marrage. (no pun intended) she is in the same boat.;. she loves having sex, but I hurt her... I love having sex but she wont give me any cause I hurt her...


where is the TO7 chick, she looks big and like she can take a beating :smile: J/K

It's getting mentally challanging looking at chicks that look at me. Big gurls too. ones who know that I need to sex them, badly... I need some help.

I am sexually FRUSTRATED. I wonder how NBA stars deal with this. I know shaq probablly had a monster penis.. I wonder how he copes. I didint even know I had a big one untill I kept hearing it from most of the gurls i tagged, I thought they were being nice. I never had anything to compare it to.. what? like I am going to stand next to a guy and compare dicks in the restroom?

so I am like............ is marrage worth it ?

I am going to talk to her right NOW


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Re: Jesus..... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #1606287 - 06/03/03 11:13 PM (14 years, 26 days ago)

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Re: Jesus..... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #1606478 - 06/04/03 12:23 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

Try going in doggystyle. And don't go in all the way.


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Re: Jesus..... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #1607635 - 06/04/03 12:56 PM (14 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

so I am like............ is marrage worth it ?




YES.

It sounds to me like the problem isn't the sex. Thats a factor, but it sounds like there are other things that contribute....



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Re: Jesus..... [Re: Azmodeus]
    #1607798 - 06/04/03 01:52 PM (14 years, 25 days ago)

i find it interesting you are basing your entire marriage on sex... i guess i'm just naive, but isn't sex an expression for the love you feel towards her? if you got married to have sex on a regular basis maybe you got wed for all the wrong reasons, and these reasons are now showing their ugly faces.


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Re: Jesus..... [Re: ]
    #1607921 - 06/04/03 02:45 PM (14 years, 25 days ago)

i don't think he got married for sex,, but having no sex will cause marital stress!!


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