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 Scvotto_Turellskey
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 Bush vs Putin in full on fisticuffs 
#1599216 - 06/01/03 09:10 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bush met Putin there today/yesterday..... I'm drunk...who cares?!!?
Thing is, I was talking with my mates down the pub (bar) and we were arguing who would win in a fight between Bush and Putin (real adult material, I know...we're all over 25 and obviously very drunk).
Bush (as some may know and others may exasperate) is a (chicken shit) fighter pilot who got grounded (for missing a medical...allegedly as he'd got shitfaced on drugs ((((nothing wrong with that!!?!?!?!?))))) but subsequently went AWOL instead of taking the heat.
He jogs a bit, and talks to british bulldog tony Blair (who was a long haired hippy who played in a band, but also didn't inhale (((are these guys retards or what?!!?)))).
Putin is a hard ass ex-KGB assasin who vocally ripped the shit out of Tony Blair, but strangely whimpered like a muzzled puppy to Dubya (I can hear cries of another shadow government! but i'm far too immature ((and drunk)) for that crap). He jogs, horserides, swims, does judo and karate, is an acomplished marksman and "soldier" (didn't go AWOL). Also, he dresses better (we met a few girls...they pointed this out....along with the fact that he's Blonde, not sure if it would matter much).
It's not particularily "political", and most of the "facts" could be made up, but it devoured a whole night down at the pub (bar)!
Who do you think would win?!?!?
((we're completly impartial here....as you might have guessed))
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 PeachMan
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a former russian kgb agent vs a drunk texan (sounds like a fox special)....
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1stimer
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SHORT ANSWER, PUTIN
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ash dingy donker mo gollyhopper patty popiton rockstop bueno mayo riggedy jig bobber johnathan pattywhacker gogboob t-shirt monkey.
There is such emotion in the distortion.
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Innvertigo
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who gives a shit?
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Re: Bush vs Putin in full on fisticuffs [Re: 1stimer]
#1603856 - 06/03/03 09:46 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Putin would kick his ass in fighting and drinking any day.
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silversoul7
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Obviously Putin would win. But unfortunately, we'll probably never get to see this fight happen. If it did, I'd pay to see it.
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Innvertigo
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Re: Bush vs Putin in full on fisticuffs [Re: silversoul7]
#1604476 - 06/03/03 02:08 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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maybe on that Celebrity Death Match show.
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Re: Bush vs Putin in full on fisticuffs [Re: Innvertigo]
#1604536 - 06/03/03 02:29 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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 I was just about to suggest political deathmatch!......lol...
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