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Anonymous #1

First time sex
    #15983719 - 03/22/12 09:50 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

So my current girlfriend and my last one have both been virgins unsure if they want to lose it or not.

On both of them the ticket was suggesting "to put the dick in just to see what it feels like". For some reason both girls were receptive - maybe they're curious too and want to see how much it hurts without the pressure of actually having sex? I don't know, I'm no psychologist. The first was was just too tight and it was too painful for her to even get the tip in, so she never lost it.

The current one. Same trick, worked like a charm. Only we struggled actually finding the hole and getting it in. For at least 15 minutes! Finally we found it, but all the fluffing about meant that I was hard but not quite hard enough, so I was kind of forcing it in with my fingers. She kept yelping that it hurt every now and then with this sad look on her face. But I tasted blood and it tasted good, so I kept inching it in. Then she had to go to work.

So yeah, am I plum retarded or is it normal to struggle to find exactly where to stick it? There's no visible "hole", you have to feel for it with your fingers.


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Anonymous #2

Re: First time sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15983732 - 03/22/12 09:52 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Either you're underage, or you're banging underage girls.

It doesnt usually work when both parties are virgins.

Perhaps find a more experienced woman to practice with first.


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Re: First time sex [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #15983743 - 03/22/12 09:55 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Finesse brother... These things can't be forced.

You were obviously doing something wrong.


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Anonymous #2

Re: First time sex [Re: Bikerfool] * 3
    #15983750 - 03/22/12 09:58 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Well the obvious thing is you need to stick a finger in first...then two fingers....THEN a penis.


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Anonymous #1

Re: First time sex [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #15983753 - 03/22/12 09:59 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Either you're underage, or you're banging underage girls.

It doesnt usually work when both parties are virgins.

Perhaps find a more experienced woman to practice with first.



Nah I'm 19 in august. These girls are both my age. The first one had serious hangups about sex for the duration of our relationship, and the second had a very sheltered and religious upbringing until now.

I'm a virgin because I had confidence issues when it came to women and only came out of my shell about a year ago when I met the first girl.


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Re: First time sex [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #15983972 - 03/22/12 10:59 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

this is quite possibly the weirdest sex story i have ever read.


really awesome.


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Re: First time sex [Re: MistyMystic]
    #15983984 - 03/22/12 11:01 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah it's really not that difficult.  If you warmed her up properly it should just slip in - you should not have difficulty finding her vag, and she REALLY shouldn't have trouble.  If she doesn't know where her own vag is I'd be very confused.


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Anonymous #1

Re: First time sex [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #15984002 - 03/22/12 11:05 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

It's not that she couldn't find it, it was just hard to find with my dick. Have you ever fucked a virgin?


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Re: First time sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15984023 - 03/22/12 11:10 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Wow.  This is just pure entertainment, thank you!
oh an watch a porno or get some visual guide for the roadwork.  I always check the shop manuals/schematics before I purchase any serious equipment.  And goodluck:thumbup:


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Anonymous #2

Re: First time sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15984027 - 03/22/12 11:11 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Really just stick a finger or two in first. Is it that hard?


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Re: First time sex [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #15984043 - 03/22/12 11:15 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

pwnasaurus said:
Yeah it's really not that difficult.  If you warmed her up properly it should just slip in - you should not have difficulty finding her vag, and she REALLY shouldn't have trouble.  If she doesn't know where her own vag is I'd be very confused.




Seriously :dumblol: if she can insert a tampon then...... let her be the captain of ur ship.  Air craft carrier, dingy! lol


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Re: First time sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15984091 - 03/22/12 11:33 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
It's not that she couldn't find it, it was just hard to find with my dick. Have you ever fucked a virgin?



Me and my first GF took each other's virginity.  It was not difficult.  It wasn't great sex, but it wasn't hard to find where to physically insert my cock.


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Anonymous #1

Re: First time sex [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #15984104 - 03/22/12 11:38 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah it wasn't hard to find with my first GF either. I guess every girl is different. I think the problem today was that a) she had just come from fingering about 20 mins before so probably wasn't as wet as she could have been and b) she was clenched tight so i didn't know when I was at the entrance. But we did get it in the end.


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Re: First time sex [Re: Bikerfool]
    #15984204 - 03/23/12 12:22 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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Bikerfool said:
Finesse brother... These things can't be forced.

You were obviously doing something wrong.




Shit man, I'd say he's doing just about everything right at this point. :cool:

Yeah, remember lots of foreplay. Use some fingers to get a feel, then aim.


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Re: First time sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15984486 - 03/23/12 03:15 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
a) she had just come from fingering about 20 mins before



Try penetrating her before she comes next time. It'll be easier.


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Anonymous #1

Re: First time sex [Re: koraks]
    #15985266 - 03/23/12 10:31 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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koraks said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
a) she had just come from fingering about 20 mins before



Try penetrating her before she comes next time. It'll be easier.



Agreed, but this was sort of a spur of the moment thing so we didn't have a chance to prepare


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Anonymous #3

Re: First time sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15985430 - 03/23/12 11:13 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

so let me get this straight, you fingered a virgin and made her have an orgasm? I got bad news buddy, she tricked you virgins don't have orgasms, and if they did, that pussy would have been dripping wet and slippery


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Re: First time sex [Re: Anonymous #3] * 2
    #15985780 - 03/23/12 12:51 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
virgins don't have orgasms



:orly:

Good you posted that anon, because you would have made a bit of a fool of yourself.


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Re: First time sex [Re: koraks]
    #15985825 - 03/23/12 12:59 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

o rly? Well, I've know a few girls in my time, and they moan and groan, but then about 2-3 months into the relationship, they ACTUALLY have an orgasm, and they say, "WOW! I thought I was having orgasms before, but I wasn't, it just felt good, now THAT is an orgasm!" (typified by involuntary muscle contractions at .6 second intervals) :lecture:
ps, I ain't seen/heard of a girl having a real orgasm where that pussy didn't get juicy, are YOU being tricked, Koraks?


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Re: First time sex [Re: SomeGuy]
    #15985845 - 03/23/12 01:04 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Ever heard of girls going horseback riding? Or couche-back riding, for that matter? Many pubescent girls get off that way. Maybe not the six you met, but using your n=6 experience to state that virgins don't have orgasms is a little odd.

And no, I don't debate your observation that women who get off tend to be wet. I didn't respond to that bit; otherwise I would have quoted it. Still, there might very well be circumstances/conditions under which the wetness isn't as apparent as it is in an ideal, well-prepared bedroom setting :wink:


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