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OfflineLuNaTiX
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I have 400$ , what should I invest in.
    #15972931 - 03/20/12 06:02 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Its not much but I have 400$ plus 50-100 a month to put into it, Anything I can do to get fast returns?


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: LuNaTiX]
    #15976551 - 03/21/12 01:49 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Buy some gold on ebay for under spot

Mark it up and sell it again

Profit


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: LuNaTiX] * 1
    #15976557 - 03/21/12 01:50 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Definitely self-sealing stem bolts!


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Shill]
    #15982586 - 03/22/12 06:02 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Shill said:
Buy some gold on ebay for under spot





:rofldrunk:

Naw really, buy some silver off some desperate bloke you find on the street, sell it on ebay for OVER spot.


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Anonymous

Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #15988572 - 03/24/12 02:26 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Drugs, cocaine specifically. Cut with lidocaine, an anesthetic numbing agent. Rinse. Repeat.


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Anonymous]
    #15988602 - 03/24/12 02:41 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Drugs, cocaine specifically. Cut with lidocaine, an anesthetic numbing agent. Rinse. Repeat.


:thumbup:


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: psychotropicwhale]
    #16002592 - 03/27/12 08:37 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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psychotropicwhale said:
Definitely self-sealing stem bolts!



This


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: unknown1123] * 2
    #16009365 - 03/28/12 03:07 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

A grow.


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: trip forever]
    #16009858 - 03/28/12 05:17 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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trip forever said:
A grow.




:nod:


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #16009919 - 03/28/12 05:31 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Quote:

trip forever said:
A grow.




:yesnod:



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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Anonymous]
    #16009996 - 03/28/12 05:55 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Drugs, cocaine specifically. Cut with lidocaine, an anesthetic numbing agent. Rinse. Repeat.



:snort: fuck yeah


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: LuNaTiX]
    #16010548 - 03/28/12 07:47 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

1.Get a sweet used riding lawn mower
2.Mow neighborhood lawns
3.Get hit on by neighborhood MILF's
4.??????????
5.Profit $$$


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: ToolTroll]
    #16048036 - 04/05/12 01:42 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

biofuel, only the government is buying it, but man are they ever. Invest


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: imachavel]
    #16052950 - 04/06/12 02:07 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

weed. smoke some, say what up to others with some. Profit and maintain high. $$

Naw jk..

12m CD.. not much of a return but more than it would get just sitting in a checking account or in your sock drawer.


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: LestWeForget]
    #16060673 - 04/08/12 11:37 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Bitcoins!


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: LuNaTiX] * 1
    #16063750 - 04/09/12 01:06 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Buy a pressure washer and clean houses, or a lawn mower and mow lawns.  Something along the lines of give a man a fish and he eats for a night; teach a man to fish and he eats for life.  Just 2 Cents.


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Cancer-Homo]
    #16063780 - 04/09/12 01:16 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

25i+hpbcd


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Anonymous

Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Mr. Anderson]
    #16077600 - 04/11/12 09:00 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

What is your situation, are you looking to just grow this for retirement or do you actually need the money to grow in the short term?


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Anonymous]
    #16095079 - 04/15/12 08:31 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

buy a book and learn something.


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: torus314] * 1
    #16136486 - 04/25/12 01:05 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Ammunition.


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Crypt Keeper] * 1
    #16136714 - 04/25/12 02:49 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

prostitutes


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Xog]
    #16184867 - 05/05/12 05:04 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

1 - Collect Underwear
2 - ????????
3 - Profit


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Slayer1024] * 1
    #16190459 - 05/06/12 01:36 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Cocaine or Heroin


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: candyflip420]
    #16193298 - 05/07/12 01:45 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

buy 10 shiny silver 1oz coins.

pretty much guaranteed to increase in value by 1000000% any minute now.

you'll be rich in no time

there's lots of threads about investing in silver here


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: LuNaTiX]
    #16194405 - 05/07/12 11:30 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

LuNaTiX said:
Its not much but I have 400$ plus 50-100 a month to put into it, Anything I can do to get fast returns?



Flipping drugs or growing shroomz. If you want fast returns that's it.

Why not just open a bank account and set aside a rainy day fund. You really shouldn't "invest" money you'll need within the next 2-3 years.


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #16194412 - 05/07/12 11:32 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

LSD


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Sham87]
    #16211777 - 05/10/12 07:52 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I am a serious investor and am trying to make a living off of the stock market. I am actively shorting (betting on the stock to fall) apple at the moment. It is currently priced at $570.52 for future reference.

I think the only way to make money in the next couple months is to bet on stocks to fall, as stocks are in my opinion very over priced atm.


FOR THE RECORD I AM NOT RECOMMENDING, NOR WILL I EVER RECOMMEND A STOCK TO BUY OR SELL. For liability reasons of course :rolleyes:


Edited by fungstin (05/10/12 07:53 PM)


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: torus314]
    #16260908 - 05/20/12 11:50 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

torus314 said:
buy a book and learn something.




I like this one.


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: ManInBlack]
    #24477083 - 07/12/17 02:29 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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ManInBlack said:
Bitcoins!




Oh imagine if he would have done it.

$400/$5=80 BC on 3-20-12
80bc*$2,800=$224,000


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Inspir3]
    #24481975 - 07/14/17 02:59 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

I almost bought 1000$ in bitcoin when it was a buck a piece. This site actually made me not. Then a couple weeks later it jumped to 400$ a coin. I still kick myself in the ass I could own a nice little 200k house in a semi decent area and a pretty nice car. A lot more to invest. I can't believe I listened to a bunch of drug addicts arguing about it. Baka. I'm dumb as shit. I would have been rich.

Do not take investing advice from the shroomery. There are a few you should but generally they all have no clue what they're talking about :lol:


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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Cancer-Homo]
    #24481978 - 07/14/17 03:12 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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Crypt Keeper said:
Ammunition.





yup!

Sneak food into movie theaters and sell it.  Theaters are such crooks, even $2 for a bag of skittles is reasonable.

What can you actually invest in with $400?  Your far better off investing in a legit side business (pressure washing like 
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Cancer-Homo said:
Buy a pressure washer and clean houses, or a lawn mower and mow lawns.  Something along the lines of give a man a fish and he eats for a night; teach a man to fish and he eats for life.  Just 2 Cents.




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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: DJ_avocado]
    #24481979 - 07/14/17 03:15 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

But for 400$ now Coke may be a good investment but i've been out of the game for years.

I dunno invest it in yourself. Treat yo' self is never a bad thing to think about.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: I have 400$ , what should I invest in. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #24482001 - 07/14/17 03:47 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Connor mcgregor. 2nd round KO.


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