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Most Hilarious Things
    #1595560 - 05/31/03 03:38 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I always love it when somebody talks about something soo stupid/funny that they said/did/thought on mushrooms so i decided to dedicate a whole thread to it.

What is the most stupid/funny that you said/did/thought on mushrooms ?

-thinking to myself "oh shit, i just realised I havn't blinked ALL day"

-Eating a vity-c pill, looking at the rising orange moon and saying "the moon tastes soooo good" haha my friend couldn't figure out what i was talking about

Go through the orange yesterday

I watched intently for a while to both sides, infront of me and behind me.
I was impressed to learn there was another way to look... UP!
More impressive still was the fact that there were beautiful stars in this direction
Most amazing fact of all was the prospect of another direction when I was done with up. DOWN! Which, based on the feel through my toes would be a fine sandy beach!

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Re: Most Hilarious Things [Re: superfine]
    #1595849 - 05/31/03 10:59 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

We were on a bunch of acid, and my friend said "Why are they called hooligans? They don't hool"

so I said, "Yeah, they hool, and then they hool again" and we laughed and laughed.

"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson

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Re: Most Hilarious Things [Re: Phluck]
    #1597029 - 05/31/03 11:06 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

dude, lsd+bullhorn = funfunfunfun


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Re: Most Hilarious Things [Re: superfine]
    #1597791 - 06/01/03 08:33 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Me and a friend were on strong LSD once after having tripped for 24 hoiurs straight before that. 3 trips went down the hatch within 1 1/2 hours because we couldn't figure out that holes opening and shutting in the tabletop meant we were "online" so we popped some more.

Suddenly in the midst of the most :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: visuals I've ever had i suddenly heard the most beautiful sound in the world. It was soo breathtakingly beautiful. I just sat there mumbling "wow.. beautiful.. beautifull.. wow" but my friend was 10 universes and 20 dimensions further on so he didsn't catch that.

It took me months to connect the dots! It took me months to connect the most beautiful sound of the world with the subsequent smelling of the most wonderful fragrance in the world correct for synaesthesia & find out my tripping friend had farted :grin: :grin: :grin:  "Cosmic revelations" hee-hee-hee!!! 

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Re: Most Hilarious Things [Re: Asante]
    #1597826 - 06/01/03 09:35 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Most Hilarious Things [Re: ]
    #1597844 - 06/01/03 09:54 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

i remember one time my buddy was sitting on my couch and we were both tripping the fuck out, anyway hes like i think i lost my phone. so we looked all over and couldnt find it, so then we decided to call it. All of a sudden the couch started vibrating so we were like oh it must be in the couch. We pullled the couchins out and still couldnt find it. In the state of mine we were in we were like wtf is going on. So we called the phone again and the couch started vibrating.. but all the couchins were off. turns out the phone got logged somewhere in the unfindable abbis of the couch. Took us like 20 minutes to finally find the damn thing. Oh my god were we laughing.


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Re: Most Hilarious Things [Re: Kanibus]
    #1598080 - 06/01/03 01:47 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

i looked at my brother with a big, stupid grin on my face and said "holy shit, i just feel like laughing for no particular reason..." and then burst into hysterical laughter. he looked at me like i was a jackass because... i was.


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Re: Most Hilarious Things [Re: mantis]
    #1601158 - 06/02/03 01:07 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

smoking out with my friends one night, we got on the topic of money. One of them had a mind blowing revaltion and said 'When I save my money, I have more'

But I?ll survive, the pain lets me know I?m alive.
But I still feel that this ain?t livin.

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Re: Most Hilarious Things [Re: polarity]
    #17882570 - 02/28/13 09:54 PM (4 years, 23 days ago)


"some wise cracks from the peanut gallery" - ModestMouse
"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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