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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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happy steak and blowjob day!!
    #15944940 - 03/14/12 03:03 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

you damn virgins.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15944945 - 03/14/12 03:06 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

not a very single&vegetarian-friendly holiday is it


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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: NWlight]
    #15944951 - 03/14/12 03:08 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

don't be so bitter.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: NWlight] * 3
    #15944955 - 03/14/12 03:10 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Where's my steak and where's my blowjob?
I want the blowjob first, you dirty fuckin whore(s).


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: thoughts] * 1
    #15944996 - 03/14/12 03:36 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)



:awebig:

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: int21h]
    #15945003 - 03/14/12 03:41 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

that video was hilarious even without the strange ending.

sheeeeittt :lmafo:


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: NWlight]
    #15945050 - 03/14/12 04:32 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

He should have fuckin payed a chonga or a black crack whore to do it instead of this redneck shemale....

Fuck !

:smile:

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth] * 3
    #15945281 - 03/14/12 07:31 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
you damn virgins.





I'll take mine rare and well done

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: int21h]
    #15945370 - 03/14/12 08:18 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Hahahah wow, that guy's old redneck impression is flawless.

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Brugman] * 1
    #15945383 - 03/14/12 08:24 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I want meatloaf and macncheese in the same pot whore.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Kada]
    #15945405 - 03/14/12 08:36 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

i got the second part today, but i quit redmeat a year ago :datass:
my girlfriend surprised me this morning, i guess she knew what day it was :awelol:


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Muufokfok]
    #15945411 - 03/14/12 08:39 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

Edited by Prisoner#1 (03/14/12 09:11 AM)

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Muufokfok] * 2
    #15945416 - 03/14/12 08:41 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

wow.

Just as I'm eating my stake and turning on my vacuum, I read this thread.

What are the chances?

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OfflineBeanhead
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15945418 - 03/14/12 08:41 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Mushroom-cream sauce for both sexes

:highfive:

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Beanhead]
    #15945447 - 03/14/12 08:56 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)



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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15945489 - 03/14/12 09:12 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

it's unfortunate but I think I'll get my blowjob the way I like my steak, very rare

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Prisoner#1] * 3
    #15945506 - 03/14/12 09:19 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Oh please.

We all know you're just waiting for dusk to slather some sugar on your engorged member and head back to the animal pens.

You country folk are all the same.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15945507 - 03/14/12 09:19 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Look who's up early.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Madtowntripper] * 1
    #15945566 - 03/14/12 09:40 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Oh please.

We all know you're just waiting for dusk to slather some sugar on your engorged member and head back to the animal pens.

You country folk are all the same.





I never would have devised an idea like this on my own, I assume this comes from personal experience

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15945585 - 03/14/12 09:47 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I've cut back dramatically on red meat but that steak has got me salivating.

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: idiotek] * 5
    #15945587 - 03/14/12 09:47 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

so your ready to perform the second part. Groovy.


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invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Edited by Larrythescaryrex (03/14/12 09:51 AM)

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Larrythescaryrex] * 2
    #15945591 - 03/14/12 09:48 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I guess I set myself up for that.  :smirk:

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: idiotek]
    #15946213 - 03/14/12 01:15 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Crash and burn...

BJ pending...


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Its Pat]
    #15946288 - 03/14/12 01:32 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Nonexistent on all fronts today, this is a god damn tragedy.


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I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15946409 - 03/14/12 01:55 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I'm now in a 2.5 month dry spell.  BJ plz?  :rebelride:


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: All We Perceive]
    #15947542 - 03/14/12 06:31 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I got a blow-job today, but I didn't get steak. :shrug:

I had hot-dogs on the grill, and I've always said when you cook a hot-dog on the grill it tastes as good as a steak. :lol:


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Its Pat]
    #15947602 - 03/14/12 06:40 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Its Pat said:
Crash and burn...

BJ pending...




:thumbup:

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15947704 - 03/14/12 06:58 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:





Now how about you come on over and I'll hook you up with a nice, long :eatingout:


:wink:


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OfflinePsy Baba
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth] * 1
    #15947877 - 03/14/12 07:26 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:





I may never understand the appeal. Just looks like corpse to me  :shrug: oh well, my loss I guess.


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Sit up and meditate, there's no time to contemplate.
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I have an international Hitech Psytrance project with a friend: BioChronic
I make various form of Psytrance as a solo Project Dendriform

Edited by Psy Baba (03/14/12 07:27 PM)

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Psy Baba]
    #15947947 - 03/14/12 07:35 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DuNeRaVeR said:
Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:





I may never understand the appeal. Just looks like corpse to me  :shrug: oh well, my loss I guess.




I never ate corpse meat before.  I guess if you can cook it and make it taste good...

Just saying.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Its Pat]
    #15947973 - 03/14/12 07:40 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Its Pat said:
Quote:

DuNeRaVeR said:
Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:





I may never understand the appeal. Just looks like corpse to me  :shrug: oh well, my loss I guess.




I never ate corpse meat before.  I guess if you can cook it and make it taste good...

Just saying.




I have had steak of all kinds, a lot from cows we raised even.  Just was never into the flavor/texture/feeling it gave me afterwards. I guess it has been tolerable a few times, but I severely overcooked it and over spiced it.

Not saying others should not enjoy it, just my personal experience, hard for me to understand.


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Sit up and meditate, there's no time to contemplate.
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I have an international Hitech Psytrance project with a friend: BioChronic
I make various form of Psytrance as a solo Project Dendriform

Edited by Psy Baba (03/14/12 07:41 PM)

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Psy Baba]
    #15947984 - 03/14/12 07:41 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

i need meat.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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OfflinePsy Baba
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15948004 - 03/14/12 07:43 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
i need meat.




I am sure psychologically you do.  And that is fine. i need chocolate.


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Sit up and meditate, there's no time to contemplate.
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I make various form of Psytrance as a solo Project Dendriform

Edited by Psy Baba (03/14/12 07:43 PM)

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Psy Baba]
    #15948069 - 03/14/12 07:51 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

i'm sure psychologically you do. and that is fine.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15948078 - 03/14/12 07:54 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
i need meat.



I got plenty of it.

And btw, corpse meat actually tastes quite horrible if I do say so myself.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: thoughts]
    #15948238 - 03/14/12 08:22 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Starvin Marvin...


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15948318 - 03/14/12 08:35 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Still waiting on my BJ :smilingpuppy:


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Psy Baba]
    #15948380 - 03/14/12 08:50 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DuNeRaVeR said:
Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:





I may never understand the appeal. Just looks like corpse to me  :shrug: oh well, my loss I guess.




I'm not opposed to eating steak, I do so probably once every few months or so, and I think it's because I ate recently..

but that looks revolting! Like, faces of death kind of shit.

I'd eat it if I was hungry, I'm sure..

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15948382 - 03/14/12 08:51 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I thought today was pie day?


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: RobMarley420]
    #15948409 - 03/14/12 08:56 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

RobMarley420 said:
I got a blow-job today, but I didn't get steak. :shrug:

I had hot-dogs on the grill, and I've always said when you cook a hot-dog on the grill it tastes as good as a steak. :lol:




it's a steak by technical terms... tube steak

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15948414 - 03/14/12 08:58 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
i need meat.





I have some meat for you

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15948982 - 03/14/12 11:02 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

is it greasy? i'm kinda hungover.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: muistrue]
    #15948988 - 03/14/12 11:05 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

FractalDust said:
I thought today was pie day?




only 3.14% of this thread understood that

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: mrckb]
    #15948991 - 03/14/12 11:05 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

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I thought today was pie day?




only 3.14% of this thread understood that




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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15948996 - 03/14/12 11:06 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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is it greasy? i'm kinda hungover.





it sometimes gets greased a couple times a day

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15949028 - 03/14/12 11:15 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

cool.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15949045 - 03/14/12 11:20 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

:shrug: I feel sick for some reason. I just ate re heated hamburger and then got stoned.  I hate that.:puke:


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15949055 - 03/14/12 11:23 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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cool.





not that it'll help with your hangover

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x [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15949103 - 03/14/12 11:41 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

x


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Muufokfok]
    #15949344 - 03/15/12 01:07 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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i got the second part today, but i quit redmeat a year ago :datass:
my girlfriend surprised me this morning, i guess she knew what day it was :awelol:




Is that your girlfriend?


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: CrossingTheStar]
    #15950761 - 03/15/12 12:44 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

CrossingTheStar said:
Quote:

Muufokfok said:
i got the second part today, but i quit redmeat a year ago :datass:
my girlfriend surprised me this morning, i guess she knew what day it was :awelol:




Is that your girlfriend?



nope

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15950783 - 03/15/12 12:49 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
is it greasy? i'm kinda hungover.




Ha, like you wouldn't even know.

Like I said Mr Jameson makes all of us Irishmen look like drunkards.p


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Its Pat]
    #15950842 - 03/15/12 01:02 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Yesterday I had chicken and received no blowjob
:feelsbadman:

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: ButteredToast]
    #15951038 - 03/15/12 01:48 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Yesterday I had chicken and received no blowjob
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Yeah no steak nor bj for me :kingcrankey::okay:


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: mellowparty]
    #15953981 - 03/16/12 01:45 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

fucking sucks.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15954002 - 03/16/12 01:51 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I'm still waiting for my steak. Oh!:quagmire:


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: thoughts]
    #15954009 - 03/16/12 01:54 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

i could use some steak myself.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15954015 - 03/16/12 01:57 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Can you make me one while you're at it? Thaaaaaanks.:smirk:


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: thoughts]
    #15954228 - 03/16/12 04:16 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

:crankey:


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15954395 - 03/16/12 07:17 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

No drunk dialing this morning?


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Its Pat]
    #15954413 - 03/16/12 07:25 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I got a steak. Didn't want a blowjob cause my girl sucks dick at giving them.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: pfxtc]
    #15955768 - 03/16/12 02:58 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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I got a steak. Didn't want a blowjob cause my girl sucks dick at giving them.







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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: cacharstar]
    #15955776 - 03/16/12 03:00 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Yup, drunk dialed this morning.  Good thing no one, but one(!), knows what I'm talking about.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Its Pat]
    #15955782 - 03/16/12 03:02 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Did y'all have hot steamy phone sex?

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Its Pat]
    #15955793 - 03/16/12 03:05 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Yup, drunk dialed this morning.  Good thing no one, but one(!), knows what I'm talking about.




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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: SOLID BASTARD]
    #15955800 - 03/16/12 03:07 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Obsurd, I'm not that easy.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15955943 - 03/16/12 03:40 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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you damn virgins.




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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Yarry]
    #15956735 - 03/16/12 06:47 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Yarry!!!


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15956815 - 03/16/12 07:07 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

what us this I cant understood


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15956959 - 03/16/12 07:43 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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it's unfortunate but I think I'll get my blowjob the way I like my steak, very rare




fuck yeah lolz:stoned:, first thing I saw when checking out this post

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: lemonSqueezer]
    #15957016 - 03/16/12 07:53 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Folks coming out of the wood work, just wait a couple of days.


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