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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide


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happy steak and blowjob day!!
#15944940 - 03/14/12 03:03 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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you damn virgins.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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NWlight
Just look


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#15944945 - 03/14/12 03:06 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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not a very single&vegetarian-friendly holiday is it
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: NWlight]
#15944951 - 03/14/12 03:08 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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don't be so bitter.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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thoughts
imagining.


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: NWlight] 3
#15944955 - 03/14/12 03:10 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Where's my steak and where's my blowjob? I want the blowjob first, you dirty fuckin whore(s).
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int21h
Champion Bong Toker



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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: thoughts] 1
#15944996 - 03/14/12 03:36 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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NWlight
Just look


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: int21h]
#15945003 - 03/14/12 03:41 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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that video was hilarious even without the strange ending.
sheeeeittt
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int21h
Champion Bong Toker



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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: NWlight]
#15945050 - 03/14/12 04:32 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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He should have fuckin payed a chonga or a black crack whore to do it instead of this redneck shemale....
Fuck !
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth] 3
#15945281 - 03/14/12 07:31 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Acidic_Sloth said: you damn virgins.
I'll take mine rare and well done
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Brugman
antisobrietarian



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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: int21h]
#15945370 - 03/14/12 08:18 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hahahah wow, that guy's old redneck impression is flawless.
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Kada
Asha'man


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Brugman] 1
#15945383 - 03/14/12 08:24 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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I want meatloaf and macncheese in the same pot whore.
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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Muufokfok
aka BoxyBrown


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Kada]
#15945405 - 03/14/12 08:36 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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i got the second part today, but i quit redmeat a year ago  my girlfriend surprised me this morning, i guess she knew what day it was
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Muufokfok]
#15945411 - 03/14/12 08:39 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
Edited by Prisoner#1 (03/14/12 09:11 AM)
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mrckb
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Muufokfok] 2
#15945416 - 03/14/12 08:41 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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wow.
Just as I'm eating my stake and turning on my vacuum, I read this thread.
What are the chances?
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Beanhead
IS IRONIC PARADOX


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#15945418 - 03/14/12 08:41 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Mushroom-cream sauce for both sexes
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Beanhead]
#15945447 - 03/14/12 08:56 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#15945489 - 03/14/12 09:12 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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it's unfortunate but I think I'll get my blowjob the way I like my steak, very rare
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers



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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Prisoner#1] 3
#15945506 - 03/14/12 09:19 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh please.
We all know you're just waiting for dusk to slather some sugar on your engorged member and head back to the animal pens.
You country folk are all the same.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Its Pat
Still kicking



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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#15945507 - 03/14/12 09:19 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Look who's up early.
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
Madtowntripper said: Oh please.
We all know you're just waiting for dusk to slather some sugar on your engorged member and head back to the animal pens.
You country folk are all the same.
I never would have devised an idea like this on my own, I assume this comes from personal experience
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idiotek


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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#15945585 - 03/14/12 09:47 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've cut back dramatically on red meat but that steak has got me salivating.
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