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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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happy steak and blowjob day!!
    #15944940 - 03/14/12 03:03 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

you damn virgins.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15944945 - 03/14/12 03:06 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

not a very single&vegetarian-friendly holiday is it


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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: NWlight]
    #15944951 - 03/14/12 03:08 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

don't be so bitter.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: NWlight] * 3
    #15944955 - 03/14/12 03:10 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Where's my steak and where's my blowjob?
I want the blowjob first, you dirty fuckin whore(s).


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Invisibleint21h
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: thoughts] * 1
    #15944996 - 03/14/12 03:36 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)



:awebig:

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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: int21h]
    #15945003 - 03/14/12 03:41 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

that video was hilarious even without the strange ending.

sheeeeittt :lmafo:


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Invisibleint21h
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: NWlight]
    #15945050 - 03/14/12 04:32 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

He should have fuckin payed a chonga or a black crack whore to do it instead of this redneck shemale....

Fuck !

:smile:

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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth] * 3
    #15945281 - 03/14/12 07:31 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
you damn virgins.





I'll take mine rare and well done

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OfflineBrugman
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: int21h]
    #15945370 - 03/14/12 08:18 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Hahahah wow, that guy's old redneck impression is flawless.

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OfflineKada
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Brugman] * 1
    #15945383 - 03/14/12 08:24 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I want meatloaf and macncheese in the same pot whore.


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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OfflineMuufokfok
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Kada]
    #15945405 - 03/14/12 08:36 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

i got the second part today, but i quit redmeat a year ago :datass:
my girlfriend surprised me this morning, i guess she knew what day it was :awelol:


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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Muufokfok]
    #15945411 - 03/14/12 08:39 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

Edited by Prisoner#1 (03/14/12 09:11 AM)

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Invisiblemrckb
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Muufokfok] * 2
    #15945416 - 03/14/12 08:41 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

wow.

Just as I'm eating my stake and turning on my vacuum, I read this thread.

What are the chances?

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OfflineBeanhead
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15945418 - 03/14/12 08:41 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Mushroom-cream sauce for both sexes

:highfive:

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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Beanhead]
    #15945447 - 03/14/12 08:56 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)



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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15945489 - 03/14/12 09:12 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

it's unfortunate but I think I'll get my blowjob the way I like my steak, very rare

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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Prisoner#1] * 3
    #15945506 - 03/14/12 09:19 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Oh please.

We all know you're just waiting for dusk to slather some sugar on your engorged member and head back to the animal pens.

You country folk are all the same.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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OfflineIts Pat
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15945507 - 03/14/12 09:19 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Look who's up early.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Madtowntripper] * 1
    #15945566 - 03/14/12 09:40 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Oh please.

We all know you're just waiting for dusk to slather some sugar on your engorged member and head back to the animal pens.

You country folk are all the same.





I never would have devised an idea like this on my own, I assume this comes from personal experience

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Re: happy steak and blowjob day!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #15945585 - 03/14/12 09:47 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I've cut back dramatically on red meat but that steak has got me salivating.

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