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Brennus
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Re: New Job, Gonna Drug Test, FUUUCK. [Re: fee]
#15919379 - 03/08/12 12:45 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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He's a licensed attorney.
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Enlil
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Re: New Job, Gonna Drug Test, FUUUCK. [Re: fee]
#15919382 - 03/08/12 12:46 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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fee said: Are you a cop?
no. I'm a lawyer...
And I hope that the other posters are right...if it works, let me know..
I have a LOT of clients who get pissed tested while on probation...it would be great to have something to point them to.
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damnnation
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Re: New Job, Gonna Drug Test, FUUUCK. [Re: Enlil]
#15919383 - 03/08/12 12:46 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's good that you take your oath seriously, but this is the shroomery not a law forum.
Sorry for my childish remark but it did make me laugh. Anyway...
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Brennus
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Re: New Job, Gonna Drug Test, FUUUCK. [Re: damnnation]
#15919399 - 03/08/12 12:50 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've got to disagree. This forum is generally for drug users and drugs are, in most states and countries, illegal. Please don't rag on someone that's a pretty valuable asset to this community. Check this thread: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/15908891/fpart/1
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GodSpores
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Re: New Job, Gonna Drug Test, FUUUCK. [Re: Brennus]
#15919407 - 03/08/12 12:52 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Go to your local Gnc( vitamin store) and buy a detox drink for 25, After you drink it you will piss like 30 times and be perfectly clean
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KandiKitty
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Re: New Job, Gonna Drug Test, FUUUCK. [Re: fee]
#15919418 - 03/08/12 12:54 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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fee said:
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Psychoslut said: "the stuff" works.
This. But I get the "the stuff chewables" and it works great. I use to smoke like a 1/4 a day all day and I got hurt on the job while stonned and I needed to go to the hospital. The piss tested me there but while I waited my mom went and got me "the stuff chewable" I ate the waffer and took the two pills (your suppose to take the pills the night before) and snuck a piss in without them knowing. And then 2 hours later I pissed and it came back clean.
I've used it three times and it works great.
Thanks, I'm gonna head over to the local headshop and see if they have any of these. I'm not nearly that frequent of a smoker (a bowl before bed once every couple of days type). Nowhere near the frequency of a quarter a day. So hopefully diluting it won't take much (fingers crossed).
Thanks everyone for the suggestions. I appreciate it.
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damnnation
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Re: New Job, Gonna Drug Test, FUUUCK. [Re: Brennus]
#15919422 - 03/08/12 12:54 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm not ragging on anyone. I'm stoned and the comment made me laugh, that's all.
On the contrary, having lawyers who know the law on this community is a great thing. Also now I know why I can't get the 3 lawyers in my family to agree that vaping cannabis isn't as bad as the government would like the people to think...
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KandiKitty
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Re: New Job, Gonna Drug Test, FUUUCK. [Re: GodSpores]
#15919430 - 03/08/12 12:55 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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GodSpores said: Go to your local Gnc( vitamin store) and buy a detox drink for 25, After you drink it you will piss like 30 times and be perfectly clean
Would it be clean from that point on? Or is it like, going to give me a window of 4-6 hours of clean piss?
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fee
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Re: New Job, Gonna Drug Test, FUUUCK. [Re: Enlil]
#15919444 - 03/08/12 12:59 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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I swear by "the stuff chewables" I would stake my freedom on it with out question.
Here's a link
http://www.a1supplements.com/The-Stuff-Chewables-1-Tablet-p-17822.html
Remember people fallow the directions to s T. You will only be clean for a window of time. If you don't you'll have a chance at failure, just like growing.
By the way what state do you practice in?
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Re: New Job, Gonna Drug Test, FUUUCK. [Re: fee]
#15919895 - 03/08/12 02:24 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Listen to fee.. he knows what hes talking about.
Either way, go to your local head shops before you bother at a healthstore, and tell them you need something to pass a test.
Most shops sell a drink that keeps you clean for so many hours, the chewable thing fee mentioned, and some even sell synthetic urine which is guaranteed as long as you have it within the right temp range.. and I wouldn't go cheap, even if they're 40-50 dollars it's obviously worth it in the long run.
Headshops have exactly what you need, whereas at a healthstore they may be loaded with cleansing products but I doubt a single one is made for what you need it for.
Good luck,
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Re: New Job, Gonna Drug Test, FUUUCK. [Re: Enlil]
#15920187 - 03/08/12 03:22 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Look dude, I really hope you pass...
But I gotta tell you now... Everything I've ever heard or read about pot and drug tests is that you can't get it out of your system...largely because it resides in the fat.
I can't, by law, recommend that you do anything illegal...but getting someone else's urine in the cup is probably the only way.
That is not entirely true. Back in the day I had some hardcore probation, which I had to call each day to see what the color of the day was. I would sometimes have 3-5 tests a week. I became very aware of how my body worked and how quickly it was out of my system. I have an incredibly fast metabolism and very lil body fat. THC is out of me with proper diet and lots of excersize in roughly 36 hours. This all depends entirely of how much I smoke, and how good the smoke is. Everyone is different so anyone saying it takes X amount of time to get out of your system is foolish. One thing you can do is purchase a bunch of dip tests, which if you buy in bulk is relatively cheap. Getting to know your body and your system and what you need to do to get it out as quickly as possible is key.
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Re: New Job, Gonna Drug Test, FUUUCK. [Re: KandiKitty]
#15920258 - 03/08/12 03:35 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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take day_tripper's advice and drink a ton of water with the B vitamins you mentioned. good luck!
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