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AG Asscroft
    #1588153 - 05/29/03 09:13 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Subject: AG Asscroft

Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school.

After the typical civics presentation, he announces, "All right, boys and
girls, you can all ask me questions now."

A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three questions: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
liberties?
3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"

Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.

Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back to class. "I'm sorry we were
interrupted by the bell," Ashcroft says. "Now, you can all ask me
questions."

A young girl raises her hand and says, "I have five questions: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?"


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Re: AG Asscroft [Re: grib]
    #1588311 - 05/29/03 11:25 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

haha


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Re: AG Asscroft [Re: grib]
    #1588431 - 05/29/03 12:25 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

that's pretty funny....


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Re: AG Asscroft [Re: grib]
    #1588502 - 05/29/03 12:58 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Thats really weird, I saw that somewhere before.


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Re: AG Asscroft [Re: angryshroom]
    #1588512 - 05/29/03 01:08 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah here....a week or two ago.  I thought it was funny. :grin:


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Re: AG Asscroft [Re: Azmodeus]
    #1588609 - 05/29/03 01:58 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

yeah this was in the LA Times last week... quite a story :laugh:


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