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Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den
#15874742 - 02/28/12 04:54 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Happy Tuesday everybody! Enjoy your day, you never know when you might be eaten by a pack of hungry badgers.
Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales
DWARF porn star Percy Foster who was also Gordon Ramsay 's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloids The Sunday Sport & RadarOnline.com
Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales.
The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."
Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.
Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said "Percy was a little guy with big problems... He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."
In a recent interview Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.
"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.
"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: Bikerfool]
#15874747 - 02/28/12 04:56 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Whoa, that's a fucked up way to go.
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#15874750 - 02/28/12 04:59 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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better put the flag at half mast
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: Bikerfool]
#15874753 - 02/28/12 05:00 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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planned badger-gassing program?
Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go?
diamond-encrusted soda stream?
This planet rules.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: venetianblinds]
#15874757 - 02/28/12 05:02 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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venetianblinds said: better put the flag at half mast
Came too soon'd
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: Dark_Star]
#15874766 - 02/28/12 05:12 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't think you could make up a funnier or more fucked up article. Who the fuck knew there was a midget Gordon Ramsey look-a-like who also did porn?
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: bloodsheen]
#15874854 - 02/28/12 06:15 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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This sounds absolutely ridiculous?? i actually think it's worse than that poor midget who got swallowed by a hippo at a circus while performing....
all things aside though, it can't be nice for the family and friends, but you have to admit: the bizarreness of his death added to his occupation and resemblance to someone famous does tickle the funny nerve - even if only for an instance.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: Bikerfool]
#15874861 - 02/28/12 06:19 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I wonder if he was just walking around and got killed and eaten by a badger. That would suck them bitches are mean.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: Psychoslut]
#15874874 - 02/28/12 06:26 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Psychoslut said: I wonder if he was just walking around and got killed and eaten by a badger. That would suck them bitches are mean.
It's definitely possible that he was outright preyed on. With all due respect to any shroomery dwarfs, they're not exactly very agile or capable of physically defending themselves. If a vicious enough animal wanted to take them, my guess is they probably could and it wouldn't be all that much of a challenge.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: Nifflerz]
#15874883 - 02/28/12 06:34 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Niffla said:
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Psychoslut said: I wonder if he was just walking around and got killed and eaten by a badger. That would suck them bitches are mean.
It's definitely possible that he was outright preyed on.
Yeah, but not by a badger That would be hilarious.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: koraks]
#15874908 - 02/28/12 06:46 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lol, yeah, a badger? No. Only possibility here is that something else got him and then the badger scavenged on him.
I'm not betting cash on it, though...but something's missing here. Murder perhaps? I mean why would the dude off himself? Wasn't his life looking up at this point?
Starred in the blockbuster "Hi Ho Hi Ho Up Your Ass We Go"? Check.
Gordon Ramsay double? Check.
He was bossin'.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: Nifflerz]
#15874933 - 02/28/12 07:01 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah, he definitely seemed on a roll. Too bad that roll ended somewhere in an underground den. That's an interesting thought; a badger scavenging on a human. I'm not sure if that's physically feasible; I mean, this man should have still weighed more than the average badger, right? I mean, even with the dwarf growth and all? How much does a dwarf weigh anyway?
Btw, isn't it possible that this dude took some bromo-dragonfly and thought he was a badger? Perhaps he was just moving in with his mates.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: koraks]
#15874944 - 02/28/12 07:06 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: Jessica Swift]
#15875033 - 02/28/12 07:39 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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No fucking way this is true, although I suppose stranger things have been. But I would seriously pay money to see a porn version of hells kitchen with that little guy as ramsey where in which he flips the fuck out on the contestants but in a hilarious midget way face all red arms flailing about...you get the picture kinda like a little ramsey. Then he proceeds to fuck them with hilarious kitchen references to cream and meat and such...thats a porno id A) pay money to watch B)watch the whole thing if made right. c) tell all my friends about.
I'd also like to see ET fucking smeogol...come on internet!
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#15875062 - 02/28/12 07:52 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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This sounds fake, but it made me all the same.
Btw badgers are fucking vicious. one time I was hunting and walked off a bit to take a shit. I had just a little 9 mm on me. While I was undoing my belt, a badger rolled on me out of the bushes and charged. I barely shot him less than a foot from me. Little guy had 8inch long claws... A badger would have no problem with this hombre (no offense dwarves).
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: ilike_trees] 1
#15875067 - 02/28/12 07:55 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I like midgets and porn, sad story
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: riverdweller]
#15875100 - 02/28/12 08:16 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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This fucking demon from from hell is a honey badger.
tough as anything will walk right up to a lion and start eating his food look him right in the eye like "what you gonna do?"
Just look at that facial profile and anal gands...
amazing stuff wikipedia
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#15875119 - 02/28/12 08:21 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: riverdweller]
#15875135 - 02/28/12 08:25 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well at least he found an original way to die.
Its suicide I tells ya!
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: riverdweller]
#15875150 - 02/28/12 08:29 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: ilike_trees]
#15876493 - 02/28/12 02:56 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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that poor midget who got swallowed by a hippo at a circus while performing....
wait a minute, ... video?
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: snoot]
#15877240 - 02/28/12 05:31 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just imagined a tiny Gordon Ramsey being drug away by hungry badgers while screaming, "Ohhhh nooooo... They've got me!"
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: ilike_trees]
#15877301 - 02/28/12 05:44 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Badgers, pound for pound, or as tough as they come. They're a cousin of the wolverine and wolverines are legendary for being arguably the most ferocious small mammal on the planet.
Look at that little fucker bossin' around 2 wolves. Lol. Anyway I digress.
I just don't know if I see a badger straight up attacking and eating someone, even if that someone is a dwarf. Could they feasibly do it? I guess, yeah. But unless they felt threatened a badger is HIGHLY unlikely to prey on even someone of dwarf size.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: Nifflerz]
#15877355 - 02/28/12 05:57 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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It is entirely possible that the real Gordon Ramsay killed him and used badgers to dispose of the body.
Looks like..... He was the final course.
Edited by Meteloides (02/28/12 10:12 PM)
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: Meteloides]
#15877384 - 02/28/12 06:02 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I Lol'd
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#15877391 - 02/28/12 06:03 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: This fucking demon from from hell is a honey badger.
tough as anything will walk right up to a lion and start eating his food look him right in the eye like "what you gonna do?"
Just look at that facial profile and anal gands...
amazing stuff wikipedia
Anal glands?
Peace Spock
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: snoot]
#15878226 - 02/28/12 08:39 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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snoot said:
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that poor midget who got swallowed by a hippo at a circus while performing....
wait a minute, ... video?
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#15878561 - 02/28/12 09:33 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Who comes up with this shit?
I saw me a badger once. it was fucking huge. wicked claws.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: snoot]
#15879017 - 02/28/12 11:20 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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snoot said:
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that poor midget who got swallowed by a hippo at a circus while performing....
wait a minute, ... video?
unfortunately not, but here's the newspaper clipping
Edited by McNel (02/29/12 11:46 PM)
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den [Re: McNel]
#15880726 - 02/29/12 10:52 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I still think suicide is the most likely situation. I mean what was that dude doing out there if not to kill himself? Also, just because you have financial success doesn't mean you are doing well personally. I mean, maybe he realized he was just being made fun of and doing fucked up porn so he just decided to bizail
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