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InvisibleMr. Derp
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Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man?
    #15870667 - 02/27/12 01:08 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Good evening, I am Mr. Derp, welcome to a segment I call "Celebrity Mysteries."

Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite?
Many will tell you "No" but a few will tell you there is dramatic evidence that proves that Lady Gaga has male genitals.

Picture 1: Look at this picture that looks like a outline of a penis.

Is that a penis?

Picture 2: Look at this picture that looks like a bulge of a ballsack.

Is that a bulge of her junk?

Picture 3: Is that her penis hanging out?


Picture 4: Is that a testical hanging out?

It clearly looks like a testical.

Or does Lady Gaga just have a huge cunt?
Some just say she has a huge vagina, does she?

I'm asking questions here, this mystery fascinates me, as it is quite alarming. It is mysterious, and very scary. Is she a hermaphrodite? Well, I'll let the shroomerites decide. On this segment of Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man?
Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite?
You may choose only one
Or does Lady Gaga just have a huge cunt?
You may choose only one
Which picture or pictures shows the most evidence to you?
You may choose many


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Mr. Derp]
    #15870761 - 02/27/12 01:26 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

She's got a lot of beef curtain.


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InvisibleMr. Derp
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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Patlal]
    #15870768 - 02/27/12 01:29 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Picture 1 and Picture 4 are the most evidence in my opinion. I personally believe she has a little cock and a huge vagina, but we can't be for sure.

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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Mr. Derp]
    #15870776 - 02/27/12 01:30 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Meh, this thread has celebrity worship all over it.

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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #15870786 - 02/27/12 01:32 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Who gives a shit... ?


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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #15870787 - 02/27/12 01:32 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

How am I worshiping her? I am just wondering if she has a cock? I'm asking questions here.

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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Mr. Derp]
    #15870806 - 02/27/12 01:35 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mr. Derp said:
How am I worshiping her? I am just wondering if she has a cock? I'm asking questions here.


Not so much worshiping her, but worshiping celebrity status as a whole.

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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #15870834 - 02/27/12 01:42 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I would wonder if any chick that had what appeared to be a testical hanging out of their pants was a man or not. I just saw a YouTube video on the matter, and started looking into it. I am not one of those people that gossip about celebrities all the time, but this one time I'm actually interested in this.

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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Mr. Derp]
    #15870845 - 02/27/12 01:44 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Honestly, I'd hit it either way. :wink:


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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Mr. Derp]
    #15870858 - 02/27/12 01:47 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mr. Derp said:
I would wonder if any chick that had what appeared to be a testical hanging out of their pants was a man or not. I just saw a YouTube video on the matter, and started looking into it. I am not one of those people that gossip about celebrities all the time, but this one time I'm actually interested in this.



So you're looking for cock

why didn't you come out of the closet earlier man

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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Meteloides]
    #15870863 - 02/27/12 01:48 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Meteloides said:
Honestly, I'd hit it either way. :wink:


You wouldn't have a problem with your balls rubbing against her cock?

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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Beanhead]
    #15870868 - 02/27/12 01:48 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Beanhead said:
Quote:

Mr. Derp said:
I would wonder if any chick that had what appeared to be a testical hanging out of their pants was a man or not. I just saw a YouTube video on the matter, and started looking into it. I am not one of those people that gossip about celebrities all the time, but this one time I'm actually interested in this.



So you're looking for cock

why didn't you come out of the closet earlier man


:shoosh: Are you offering?

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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Meteloides]
    #15870871 - 02/27/12 01:49 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Lady who!?


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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: snoot]
    #15870901 - 02/27/12 01:56 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)


Look how easily she pulled off being a guy.

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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Mr. Derp]
    #15870919 - 02/27/12 01:59 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I've always wondered what was wrong with her face.

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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Mr. Derp]
    #15870925 - 02/27/12 02:00 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mr. Derp said:
Quote:

Meteloides said:
Honestly, I'd hit it either way. :wink:


You wouldn't have a problem with your balls rubbing against her cock?



:whatnonono:


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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Hobozen]
    #15870927 - 02/27/12 02:01 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

blankk said:
I've always wondered what was wrong with her face.



qft

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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: hidenseek]
    #15870938 - 02/27/12 02:04 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I came to the shroomery to escape this bullshitty celebrity madness.










Please, don't slap me in the face with celebrity ballsacks.


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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: CrossingTheStar]
    #15870950 - 02/27/12 02:05 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

CrossingTheStar said:
I came to the shroomery to escape this bullshitty celebrity madness.










Please, don't slap me in the face with celebrity ballsacks.


:rooster:

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Re: Celebrity Mysteries: Is Lady Gaga a man? [Re: Mr. Derp]
    #15870952 - 02/27/12 02:06 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

easiest way to spot a man is to look at their facial features.  Dead giveaway everytime....

Too bad she has an excellent p p p p p p p pokerface!!!


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