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Anonymous #19

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: VisionaryFlicker]
    #15862665 - 02/25/12 05:19 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

Ive really been enjoying eating ass lately of my gf that is.. she rrally likes it

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Anonymous #19

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #19] * 2
    #15862676 - 02/25/12 05:22 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

And i REALLY like that she likes it

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Anonymous #31

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #19] * 1
    #15863193 - 02/25/12 07:29 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

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Anonymous said:
And i REALLY like that she likes it



I know what you mean. That's really the essence of why I like everything anal, the fact that she likes something so dirty... turns me on like anything.

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Anonymous #19

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #31] * 1
    #15863771 - 02/25/12 09:24 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

Yeah its no good if they dont enjoy it...

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Anonymous #19

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #15863775 - 02/25/12 09:25 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

And she said she'd really like to try anal soon which is a big hit for me because i love it. I've never had a girl that is keen before. And she is cute as hell and has a tiny little size 4 body it gets me pretty wild. I really love pleasing her.

I always hated that anal was one of my fetishes because you know a lot of girls dont like it, but i cant help it. It is great to have a girl that is experimental and is willing to try new things with me. She said she's never done a lot of the stuff we've done together already, has had a pretty vanila sex life and I like that it makes her more pure or something ha maybe im just a filthy fucker :P

Edited by Anonymous (02/25/12 09:34 PM)

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OfflineVisionaryFlicker
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #15863861 - 02/25/12 09:45 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

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Anonymous said:
And she said she'd really like to try anal soon which is a big hit for me because i love it. I've never had a girl that is keen before. And she is cute as hell and has a tiny little size 4 body it gets me pretty wild. I really love pleasing her.

I always hated that anal was one of my fetishes because you know a lot of girls dont like it, but i cant help it. It is great to have a girl that is experimental and is willing to try new things with me. She said she's never done a lot of the stuff we've done together already, has had a pretty vanila sex life and I like that it makes her more pure or something ha maybe im just a filthy fucker :P



Nah it's not just you, that makes it way more hot. Violate that motherfucka :awesome:


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Anonymous #1

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: VisionaryFlicker]
    #15864241 - 02/25/12 11:12 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

Last summer I dated a guy and he claimed to not like anal but everytime he got drunk and we did it he always tried to slip it in.  It was annoying because I personally like anal and if he had just said he liked it occasionally from the start I would always be prepared to give it upon request, with lube.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15864277 - 02/25/12 11:19 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

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Anonymous said:
Last summer I dated a guy and he claimed to not like anal but everytime he got drunk and we did it he always tried to slip it in.  It was annoying because I personally like anal and if he had just said he liked it occasionally from the start I would always be prepared to give it upon request, with lube.



:thumbdown:

Edited by Nullface (02/25/12 11:19 PM)

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Anonymous #33

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Nullface]
    #15864310 - 02/25/12 11:27 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

:feelsparanoidman:

Edited by Anonymous (02/27/12 10:12 PM)

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Fortunando]
    #15864347 - 02/25/12 11:36 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

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Fortunando said:
Jacked off while on the line with my mom over the phone.



:hifive:


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: evildee125]
    #15866040 - 02/26/12 01:15 PM (12 years, 7 days ago)

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evildee125 said:
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Fortunando said:
Jacked off while on the line with my mom over the phone.



:hifive:



:huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Treefeeler]
    #15866059 - 02/26/12 01:25 PM (12 years, 7 days ago)

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Treefeeler said:
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Fortunando said:
Jacked off while on the line with my mom over the phone.



:hifive:



:huxleyfacepalm:



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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: evildee125] * 2
    #15867446 - 02/26/12 07:19 PM (12 years, 7 days ago)

Ah yes there I remember something... :laugh:
Jacking off while smelling the shoes of a female roomie multiple times while she was out of town.
She didn't like me, but I liked her ass and her smell. I would have done her, but she had a boyfriend. She was the real tidy girl and a real PITA, but her shoes smelled so awesome.

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984] * 6
    #15869073 - 02/27/12 03:05 AM (12 years, 7 days ago)



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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: fee]
    #15869094 - 02/27/12 03:19 AM (12 years, 7 days ago)

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I lol'd!

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Anonymous #34

Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: greencavefloat] * 1
    #15869171 - 02/27/12 04:37 AM (12 years, 7 days ago)

Pinafore eroticism
Self-bondage & bondage, gagging
autoasphyxiation & getting choked by gf:thumbup:

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: greencavefloat]
    #15871989 - 02/27/12 06:05 PM (12 years, 6 days ago)

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I lol'd!




Best pic on the shroomery

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Connoisseur]
    #15872653 - 02/27/12 07:59 PM (12 years, 6 days ago)

Your welcome.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Anonymous #35

Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: fee]
    #15873862 - 02/27/12 11:13 PM (12 years, 6 days ago)

Not really dirty but def a bit kinky.

Now i'm black, and there are older some young white married men that like to give up their wives to bulls (black dudes), to watch their wives be pleasured or dominated (black cock slut) and in some cases clean up (fletches) his wife's pussy. Of course the catch is that the hubby usually wants to watch (wank in the corner) while I fuck is wife. Creepy at first but those fuckers love that shit - they even encourage me to creampie (breed) their wives.


Of course there is a huge racial aspect in all of this, and at first it kinda bothered me but i've been having the sex of my life with these women. Seriously, these women are sexual beast, we'll fuck for hours then they'll pick up their kids from the grandparents and take'em to a soccer game - aint that some shit! Plus their husbands usually ask if I have any other black friends that "would be down" (dudes with big ding dongs)- I swear white folks are awesome and crazy at the same time (know how to have fun).

Edited by Anonymous (03/02/12 07:06 AM)

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Anonymous #36

Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #15888815 - 03/02/12 01:46 AM (12 years, 3 days ago)

ur point is ur hoping to peak someones interest. u dirty dirty man. shame on you. surprised u didnt leave n email. :rolleyes::

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