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OfflineApostle
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #15846678 - 02/22/12 09:31 AM (12 years, 11 days ago)

the dirtiest shit ive done was a hooker.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #15846684 - 02/22/12 09:32 AM (12 years, 11 days ago)

Ass to mouth as in sucking dick after anal. It never was really gross or anything though.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: PyroBurns]
    #15846710 - 02/22/12 09:40 AM (12 years, 11 days ago)

nah that sounds pretty hot actually.



I pissed in some bitches mouth but that was more dirty for her than me...(although i personally dont think thats too dirty as far as fetishes go)


The absolutely most dirty shit ive ever done was with an escort and i dont really want to detail that wonderful night.

Theres so many different kinds of dirty tho....


fucking two girls back to back was kinda "dirty" (for the second chick). I pretty much got caught cheating but denied it and fucked the ho i was cheating on so she would calm down.

Then again we all ended up "ok" so i guess it wasnt that dirty afterall but it definately was inconsiderate(which made it more of a turn on, go figure)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #15846766 - 02/22/12 09:54 AM (12 years, 11 days ago)

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Edited by vandago (09/10/23 06:02 AM)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc] * 2
    #15847895 - 02/22/12 03:10 PM (12 years, 11 days ago)

I'm a female-to-male transsexual. The dirtiest I've done is had a threesome with my wife (fiance at the time) and another FTM. Really, he and I spent most of the time comparing surgical scars and trying to out-drink each other while she tried to get us to come back to bed.

I drew blood from a guy's cock while he was tied up.

Actually, I can't think of anything that isn't normal compared to what most of you guys wrote. Rock on, you crazy motherfuckers.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #29]
    #15851235 - 02/23/12 07:30 AM (12 years, 10 days ago)

Drinking huge glasses of our urine with my x, in order to get some of the MDMA back in our systems and continue sex to eternity.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #15851451 - 02/23/12 08:34 AM (12 years, 10 days ago)

Piss drinking for dr00gz is a given round these parts.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #15854328 - 02/23/12 07:20 PM (12 years, 10 days ago)

I like to lick some ass on girls who have a big, but nicely shaped butt. I like when they stand while I do it kneeling down. And I always hope she took a shit before.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984]
    #15856382 - 02/24/12 05:41 AM (12 years, 10 days ago)

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sof4r0ckeRs1984 said:
I like to lick some ass on girls who have a big, but nicely shaped butt. I like when they stand while I do it kneeling down. And I always hope she took a shit before.



Fuckin AWESOME!!

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
    #15856898 - 02/24/12 09:57 AM (12 years, 9 days ago)

this might be kinda wierd but anyone ever have thier nose in a vagina?

that happend during some asphyxiayion playtime once when this pretty thang was riding my face and it was kinda cool.

when i die i want it to be death by vagina smothering.

or titty inhalation.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Apostle]
    #15857176 - 02/24/12 11:11 AM (12 years, 9 days ago)

:ilold:

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #15857484 - 02/24/12 12:44 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

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Seriously the last three girls I've had squirted.  The first one ( the tampon girl ) would soak everything almost everytime ( the second, the squirt on face and hot for pee girl ) would start rolling balls and all I'd have to do is hold her legs in the right position and move with the right motion and she would burst like a geyser, and most of the time ( trying to keep things somewhere dry ) she'd just shove my head down to lap it up, and if she was on top she could make herself squirt and just hop off my dick and let it go all over my body and if she could make it in time face.  The third girl, the most recent, would squirt if you pushed down right below her belly button.....really weird honestly.....But I did get the 2nd girl and the third girl together for a threesome that I have a post about somewhere in this forum.





God I'm gonna get fried by one of these chicks for this :crazy:  I've never admitted that tampon thing anywhere before, especially to either of them.



Dude, reupload this pic! I need too know the faces behind the stories now!!

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #31]
    #15857622 - 02/24/12 01:32 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

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Edited by vandago (09/10/23 06:03 AM)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #31]
    #15859647 - 02/24/12 09:49 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

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The third girl, the most recent, would squirt if you pushed down right below her belly button.....really weird honestly......




Why is that weird? You pushed on her bladder then she peed on you, no big surprise there.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Viveka]
    #15859668 - 02/24/12 09:53 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

Cuz it wasn't pee.


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
    #15859727 - 02/24/12 10:06 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

Oh yeah? So much fluid that it's covering his body and hitting him in the face from a distance, completely soaked bedsheets...

Where do you think all that fluid's coming from, the skene's glands? Lol

If it's gushing continually and shooting across the room most of that liquid is coming from the bladder. Sure there's some vaginal fluids and prostatic acid phosphatase mixed in, hence the results of various studies claiming "it's not urine" but that doesn't mean it's ALL female ejaculate. It's just physics, there is only one place where that much fluid could possibly be stored and generated on demand.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Viveka]
    #15860651 - 02/25/12 04:38 AM (12 years, 9 days ago)

Fucked an ugly bitch I regret fucking .

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Viveka]
    #15860757 - 02/25/12 06:07 AM (12 years, 8 days ago)

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Edited by vandago (09/10/23 06:03 AM)

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #15862107 - 02/25/12 02:33 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

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I got severely hammered in an email for having that pic up.



:pm: ? :ifyoucanawe:


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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: VisionaryFlicker]
    #15862113 - 02/25/12 02:35 PM (12 years, 8 days ago)

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Quote:

vandago said:
I got severely hammered in an email for having that pic up.



:pm: ? :ifyoucanawe:



I'll send you naked pics of my 18 year old ex girlfriend in a reply :pm:

we gotta deal brah?


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