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applesmasher420
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Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers?
#15859874 - 02/24/12 10:43 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Vernus



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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: applesmasher420]
#15859886 - 02/24/12 10:46 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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LMAO
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applesmasher420
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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: Vernus]
#15859920 - 02/24/12 10:56 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: applesmasher420]
#15860171 - 02/25/12 12:12 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Great! Because I sure as hell wasn't going to teach them!
I'm obviously kidding. Christwire is one of the best satire sites on the internet...at least I hope it's satire...
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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: Vernus]
#15861074 - 02/25/12 09:12 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Vernus said: LMAO

I'd be in the 1 percent...
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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: Subconscious]
#15861372 - 02/25/12 11:03 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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that's satire?
In order for something to be satire, it has to be credible first.
I didn't laugh either.
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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: Visionary Tools]
#15861386 - 02/25/12 11:07 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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It has to be satire... "cream filled" ?
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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: 5HTSynaptrip]
#15883105 - 02/29/12 09:03 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.
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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: 5HTSynaptrip]
#15884851 - 03/01/12 08:09 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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5HTSynaptrip said: It has to be satire... "cream filled" ? 
Correct me if I'm wrong, because I could be here. But I always thought satire had to be believable.
Like there's a news story doing the rounds about it's ok to murder newborn babies because they aren't really people so it's just an abortion. I thought it was pro-life satire to illustrate the point that just because you're in a womb doesn't mean you don't have rights. But no, it's real. And that, that's fucking sick if it'll be passed. That "ethicist" are talking about it like it's a reasonable idea I find disturbing.
But this is just hamfisted bollocks, and because it's not believable I can't find it funny.
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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: Visionary Tools]
#15885914 - 03/01/12 01:23 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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No satire doesn't have to be believable. The point of satire is to ridicule and poke fun at something. I think the site posted this because some governor or something was saying Skyrim needed to be banned state wide because of the gayness (you can get married and be gay in-game) lol...
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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: Uzziel]
#15885927 - 03/01/12 01:29 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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"If your child doesn’t have the money to buy this game, be sure they are spending countless hours watching their bitttorrents download massive amounts of band widths to illegal obtain this demonic grail of violent dragon porn. Be sure to inspect all of their friend’s houses. Anyone of the evil axis of consoles; PlayStation 1,2 or 3, Gamecube or XBox 360 Live Kentic, could be lurking in one of their households."
And he says its made by blizzard, thanks OP
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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: OGTubs]
#15885933 - 03/01/12 01:30 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hahaha the comments are even better
Great troll
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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: applesmasher420]
#15888141 - 03/01/12 09:57 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wow, I think that has to be the most original Post line I have ever read on the Gaming Forum.
Thank God I don't have kids that could be exposed to such things, lol.
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Re: Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? [Re: timelapses]
#15891553 - 03/02/12 05:38 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm a tard. After posting in this thread a few days back, I read the comments on the link and the site is entirely satirical.
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