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jammin
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Dear Drivers of The Freeways....
#15843811 - 02/21/12 06:02 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Be honest when it comes to this, but when you assholes drivers decide to change lanes without using a blinker
a. Are you epileptic and thus afraid of blinking lights? b. A risk taker trying to prove how dangerous you are c. Texting while you're driving d. Hitting a joint with one hand and driving with the other (if so, you are cool with me. Next time pass it over to me)
 Just make sure you don't do it while in front of me, or I will hit you. They make fords a lot stronger these days
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: jammin] 1
#15843818 - 02/21/12 06:04 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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lots of people don't use blinkers, deal with it.
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abltsandwich
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: jammin]
#15843822 - 02/21/12 06:04 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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the only time I don't use my signal is when I pass (on the right) and cut in front of some assfuck cruising in the left lane that won't move over. Otherwise I'm really meticulous about it.
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Legend
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: abltsandwich]
#15843845 - 02/21/12 06:08 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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i have a habbit of using my blinker, when i dont, i usually am just really out of it or don't see a need to. I accidentally put my blinker when i dont need to sometimes.
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jammin
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: abltsandwich]
#15843852 - 02/21/12 06:10 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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abltsandwich said: the only time I don't use my signal is when I pass (on the right) and cut in front of some assfuck cruising in the left lane that won't move over. Otherwise I'm really meticulous about it.
:thumbsup: I'll even put my blinker on when there's no one in front or behind me... I guess safety first
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: jammin]
#15843861 - 02/21/12 06:11 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Your supposed to use blinkers, fucking use them.
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: jammin]
#15843871 - 02/21/12 06:13 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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My left rear blinker is out. I felt like a dick the other day driving on the highway.
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jammin
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: jewunit]
#15843881 - 02/21/12 06:16 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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There's always hand signals
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jewunit
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: jammin]
#15843888 - 02/21/12 06:17 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'd rather feel like a dick for a week or two than use hand signals every time I change to the left lane. I just don't try and pass people unless there is tons of space behind me.
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: jewunit] 1
#15843923 - 02/21/12 06:24 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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You should just gesture menacingly out the window with your lacrosse stick in the direction you plan on turning.
That's what I would do, if I had a lacrosse stick in my backseat.
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Just make sure you don't do it while in front of me, or I will hit you. They make fords a lot stronger these days
lulz play some bumper cars with a 1960s ford
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jewunit
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I have two! Maybe I'll use one for each side. I think I'll start wearing my helmet while I drive too.
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: jewunit]
#15844057 - 02/21/12 06:52 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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well my point is steel would probly win against a new ford, smashing two steel cars might resault in a stall, or worse
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: hidenseek]
#15844140 - 02/21/12 07:09 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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i always use my blinker even if im the only person on the road... just how i was taught i guess, it doesnt take much effort and i do it without thinking now
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: Oldgregg]
#15844161 - 02/21/12 07:12 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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just pay attention on the road and who gives a fuck about blinkers. I use mine but half the assholes don't. So stop being a bitch and follow the laws and stay 2-3 car lengths behind and youll be alright. You sound like the shitty driver if your bitching about people not using blinkers.
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: jammin]
#15844275 - 02/21/12 07:32 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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I use my blinker, but if you try to speed up to prevent me from getting into your lane then prepare for an accident because I don't put up with that bullshit.
Edited by nooneman (02/21/12 07:35 PM)
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Oldgregg
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: nooneman]
#15844287 - 02/21/12 07:34 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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nooneman said: I use my blinker, but if you try to speed up to prevent me from getting into your lane then prepare for an accident because I don't put up with that bullshit.
gah I hate that!
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jammin
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: Oldgregg]
#15844332 - 02/21/12 07:42 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oldgregg said: i always use my blinker even if im the only person on the road... just how i was taught i guess, it doesnt take much effort and i do it without thinking now
How'd you get a video of me???
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: jammin]
#15846318 - 02/22/12 06:52 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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I use my blinker religiously. Every time I turn, every time I change lanes, every time I merge onto the highway.
Call it paranoid, but I don't like to give cops any reason at all to pull me over.
Also a few years ago when going to a festival a few of my friends got pulled for not using the turn signal while switching lanes. They had been passing a bowl around and had open alcohol containers in the truck. Instant grounds for a search. The cop found like 2oz of weed, a dozen or so rolls, some ketamine, a little coke and a whole bunch of xanax.
They got fucked pretty well. And they were all like 7 hours from home.
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Re: Dear Drivers of The Freeways.... [Re: WakeboardrB]
#15846920 - 02/22/12 10:47 AM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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WakeboardrB said: Also a few years ago when going to a festival a few of my friends got pulled for not using the turn signal while switching lanes. They had been passing a bowl around and had open alcohol containers in the truck. Instant grounds for a search. The cop found like 2oz of weed, a dozen or so rolls, some ketamine, a little coke and a whole bunch of xanax.
They got fucked pretty well. And they were all like 7 hours from home.

I'm with you on the rest. I my state you gotta signal for 100 feet before doing anything and for lane changes you can't turn the signal off until you're fully in the next lane. Got pulled over once for this by some cops that were fishing because they had busted some other guy with drugs right around the corner. Luckily they didn't find shit and let us go.
Then years later I was getting on the highway at around 115-120 mph in the middle of the night and there were no cars around that area of the highway. Well there was one cop a little ways back and he pulled me over in short order. He said I'm lucky he didn't clock my speed or I'd be going to jail since he was sure I was going over 100, but that he was going to write me a ticket for not signaling for 100 feet before merging onto the highway. Anyways, I went to court and plead not guilty since there's no way for him to know whether I'd signaled for 100 feet without knowing my speed, which he admitted to not knowing. I did use my signal though, and my argument was that even if I was going over 100 like he thought, I'd only have to signal for less than 0.5 seconds to signal for 100 feet. 1Ticket dismissed! But I'll never let them pull me over for that shit again, it's too easy.
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