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 Jackal
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 Your Biggest Embarrasment? 
#1584302 - 05/28/03 07:52 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tell us the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you in your life.
I have many, but probably the most embarrassing was when my Father caught me whacking off to Counsellor Troi on Star Trek: The Next Generation! That was an awkward few days. 
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 Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Jackal]
#1584306 - 05/28/03 07:57 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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LMAO!!!! think how much worse it would have been though if the object of your squalid lust had have been Data 
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: FreakQlibrium]
#1584345 - 05/28/03 08:38 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah well i kinda copped out there, and besides if i don't volunteer a story the GR8 and mighty LoOnEr will be around to chastise me for my inherenct lack of honesty......so.....bit of a backdrop here....
As i outlined earlier in another post in a long for saken galaxy, i had a Hell of a time after GR8 13, destroying the school, all kinds of B & E's in cottage country and stuff and the OPP(canadian version of police) had an apb out for me(seriously) they didn't know who(or WHAT) i waz but they had a pretty good idea of my appearance.........so
i hadn't planned any of this, fact was i nearly shit my pants when i found out but there i was listening to "School's out" by Alice cooper through my 2 shitty guitar amps and speakers trying to simulate the stereophhonic sounds produced by my peers who had REAL stereo systems when.........
You guessed it! My dad came downstairs and reminded me that i had promised to go up north with him camping in exactly the same vicinity where all my previous few weeks of carnage had occured....there was no real way i could possibly weasle out of it so i had to go.....did i mention i was peaking on acid when i realized i had to go back to the area where i was a wanted man?
Well the trip up was uneventful but that night by the lake, i just HAD to go into the back of the pickup truck and jack off....i mean i HAD to! There was strychnine or arsenic or something in the acid that brought the juice in your testicular orbs to a slow boil screaming for release, plus i had just seen "walk on the wildside" with visions of Jane Fonda's nubile(back then anyway) juicy black widow ass still dancing in my head.....
And i was jerkin' it pretty good, when my dad got out of the van(he "said" he thought i was shaking cauz of the cold) and told me to get back into the cab though....i never did crack my nutz but he knew, yeah.....lol he knew what i waz doing 
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 Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Jackal]
#1584377 - 05/28/03 08:57 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well, the most recent memory of huge levels of embarrassment and shame was last year at Uni. There was this girl in my class who I thought was rather cute. After a few months of thinking 'maybe I should try saying Hi', I decide that I've gotta do it.
So one time after class, I get out first, and I decide to slow down and wait somewhere for her to walk past. So, I see her, and she's walking over my way and I'm trying to not look like a creepy stalker, trying to breathe, and prepare to just say one goddamned word with a smile. I look at her, she doesn't appear to even notice me (well, she had glasses on, and I'm not going to say OOOH SHE WAS CHECKING ME OUT...it is inconclusive where the hell she was looking) and I open my mouth to say it AND....
Not a sound comes out.... I'm standing there with my mouth half open, looking like a twat. I didn't move from where I was standing - I was too stunned by my stupidity and lack of balls. A few minutes later I walked to the car muttering insults directed at myself and go home to sulk
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Sheepish]
#1585646 - 05/28/03 04:29 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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haha that sucks dude. My havnet had many embarissing moments but i guess my most embarissing moment was when i was a kid. I was pitching and my jock fell out of my tighty whities and down my pant leg and out my pants. I had to stop and put my jock back in, infront of like 100 people. now THAT was embarissing
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Kanibus]
#1585702 - 05/28/03 04:50 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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This isnt my most embarrasing moment ever...but its pretty good...I was piss drunk riding my bike and i was on this flat asphalt trail and i just passed out and slammed my head and my face was gushing blood...but it happened in front on at least 50 people and they all like ran over and helped me up...and i had a bottle in my hand when i fell and some dude picked it up and i was jsut like can i have that back and they gave it to me and i just rode off....i was too drunk to really realize all of what happened but now that i look back on it it probably would have beens ome crazy shit to see...some dude riding his bike and just passes out and fucks his shit up...(i was later picked up by an ambulence)...if i were sober i would have felt DUMB as hell but then again i wouldn't have passed out on my bike...
Or another one is when i was in 4th grade i was about to walk down a big set of stairs and i tripped and rolled down them and it was in front of a class walkking up the stairs...i felt dumb.
I have millions of story's im just to stupid to think of the good ones.
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Not much really embarrasses me.... I usually just say "fuck it, it's too late to change it now"
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Hooty]
#1586624 - 05/28/03 09:43 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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No embarasing moments for me! I'm da bomb! I'm da shit! hehe j/k Ill come up with something soon enough
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Jackal]
#1586693 - 05/28/03 10:00 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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It was Grade 8 Metal works class.
We were working on some crappy candleholders as a project and we were all off at our little stations doing whatever partwewee on.
Well this place was basically surrounded by computer and drafting classes making it a big square around the metal work area, all with soundprook windows.
So I had this big metal file in my hands about a foot long. I saw a friend in the drafting class minding his own business, he saw me and nodded I did the same. I waited for him to look up so I could do some funny ninja moves with the file(he saw, chuckled and looked down).
At that point I decided to scare someone in the class and pretend to throw the file, wellI did but it came out of its handle and flew right into the window shattering it. My first instinct was to get the fuck out of there but there were about 200 witensses all saying and thinking"What did you DO??!?!".
I was so worried I'd have to pay for it and theymade it seem like I would. But my mom went in and freaked on them for leting us use files that came out for their handles so easily.We didnt have to pay shit and all was well.
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: sir tripsalot]
#1586887 - 05/28/03 10:52 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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i wish i got embaressed
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: ]
#1587106 - 05/29/03 12:10 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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quietly sneezing and farting LOUDLY in the same instant during an exam in grade school... EVERYONE looked up and started laughing and i think the teacher said something but i can't remember... think i failed the exam too...
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: ricyjo]
#1587453 - 05/29/03 02:18 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol
I did the same during a first date
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Hans_Moleman]
#1588584 - 05/29/03 11:49 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Church...
christmas eve... place it packed, with about 500 people, just finished a HUGE christam meal....
Here i sat.. with churning intestines, had to fart, so i lift up a cheek and figured it would be a silent one...
just as the man says " AMEN " and the whole place goes silent...
BRRRRRRRRTTTTT.....
and every one withint 10 seats in front of me turns around to look and stare...
Me blushes and sinks into seat and incredible smell..... phew.. that was a bad 5 minutes while the stink disipated.....
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: PooPs]
#1589498 - 05/29/03 04:17 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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^^ haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahha
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: PooPs]
#1591238 - 05/29/03 09:34 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nice! haha...there was this one kid at this school that one of my ex-girlfriends went to and it was his first day, freshman year of high school and they were all standing out side, and he was trying to fart all bad and he was wearing shorts...and then all of a sudden a little piece of shit rolls out and lands next to his shoe...i would feel SO fucking stupid after that, but it wasnt me...and it really happened...
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That happend to a kid at my school. HAHA. He was in the popular crowd too.
From that day on he was known as "the kid who shit his pants." Everybody forgot his real name.
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: OctopusDr]
#1591569 - 05/29/03 10:38 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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hahaha nice....when my brother was in kindergarden he was trying to whistle sooo hard that he shit his pants....but he was younger so thats more understandable yet still a good laugh....just try to picture a little kid trying to whistle so hard that he craps in his pants...haha
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My buddies lil Bro had a sleep walking problem. Well one night he sleep walks into my freinds room who has a fan blowing on him. He then pissies in the fan getting piss all over his room, his self, and Goddamn theres just piss everywhere. My biggest embarrisment is when I cussed this pregnant bitch out for like 10 minutes and ended with ("I hate you Stupid Goddamn Pregnant Slut") And her freind proceded to tell me to shut up 3 times Loud as shit infront of 200+ people. I then cussed her out and fely better...
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: resin]
#1591698 - 05/29/03 11:14 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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HAHAHAHA thats funny as hell. My friends friend had a problem w/ sleep walking and she would actually walk around the block in her sleep. So her parents got an alarm for their house, and in her sleep she turned it off and walked around the block....that would be freaky to see, a girl in her sleep turning off her alarm, walking around the block and just get back in bed. But once i was sleep walking and my dad saw me walk through the living room and i walked into the bathroom and hes like whats wrong pat and i just started peeing into the bathtub i guess....
I have SOO many sleep walking stories...one that i find embarassing as fuck is that i was sleeping at my friends house and there was some other kid there that i didnt like much and i guess i feel asleep and started sleep walking and started to walk around his room naked...i woke up to them laughing their asses off and i was like wahts so funny and they were like YOU WERE WALKING IN YOUR SLEEP NAKED!!!!!!!!!! i was like dude what are you talking about im not naked and i looked down my sheets and i was...i was like WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CLOTHES and i got dressed and felt so weird...
And one time my brother started folding laundry at the end of his bed in his sleep.
One time at my grandparents house my brother was in some hardcore dream and he woke us up cause he was talking to in his sleep, and my whole family followed him and he walked into the garage (its connected to the house) and he started SCREAMING sooo loud "DAAAAADDD DONT LEAVE ME!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!!!" it was so crazy.
Another time at my grandparents house my brother sleepwalked to the kitchen and got on the table and just went to bed on the table.
One time i fell down my stairs in my sleep and i didnt wake up...which is weird.
I could keep going but im not gonna bore people.
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Just recently, in my ecology class we were outside collecting some specimens or something dumb like that.. and my friend says "Dude I have to shit really bad" and me and my other friends think hes like exagerting so were poking him in the ass with sticks and stuff so he runs away and goes up to the teacher "I have to shizzzzzzzz really BAD" but he doesnt let him go, so my friend holds it... near the end of class when we're walking back in, the door is jammed so after he gets it opens, my friend runs to the shitter but its locked, so he runs down another hall to get to another one but before he knows it, he's laying a trail of shit all down the hall, and all over his pants and legs. He gets there and shits and comes out to see that class had just ended and everyone was wondering why there was a shit trail down the hall.. then they look at him.
Lol, he ran outside sayign "im never fucking comming to school again"... he didn't come back for like 1 1/2 weeks. And now we have like... 12 days of school left.
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: poke smot!]
#1609337 - 06/04/03 08:52 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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This wasn't embarassing for me cause it was just my mom there but after like a whole day of holding in a really persistant fart (making those disgusting ass bubble noises as it reverberates back up your rectum), I was in the car with my mom going to tennis. I didn't wanna be like farting as I would be running around the court, and you know how its really satisfying to like do a really hard fart when you've had to for so long? Well I did that while kinda standing up a bit in the van, and like it felt like my ass opened up and a piece of shit fell down. Got my mom to turn the car around and take me home 
That was more of a shit story, not that embarassing for me... just nasty. For embarassing... Uh in like grade 11, even though my voice seemed like it had fully changed, it would occassionally crack. Star Wars Episode 1 had just come out and I remember the exact sentence I said so clearly. We were talking about the princess and I said "she has two red d^OOHHHts" [on her face] and my voice like cracked so ridiculously hard. We were sorta sitting in class socially talking and so was everyone else, but everyone heard my crack over their conversations. IN GRADE 11 YOUR VOICE SHOULDNT BE FUCKING CRACKING. God like girls were laughing, all my friends were, even the teacher was. So fucking embarassing. Cause you know it kinda degrades you.
I think I have more stories and I'll post them here later.
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Jackal]
#1609963 - 06/05/03 12:21 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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I got put in the sep or dec issue of seventeen magazine in 1996, and all of the preppy girls who ignored me previously started talked to me and told me they saw me in the mag, and I said it wasn't me... 
but oh well I had my 15 mins of fame even though it sucked except for when I saw me in the magazine (I was "trendy", they shot 4 rolls of film of me and some girlfriends at a concert, actually it was more than trendy, a white guy with black hair and a pompadour with a mexi and a black girl ya know! Arrrgh, well if anyone knows how to get back issues let me know, because I lost my copy )
I was reading a book
or maybe it was a magazine
suggestions on where to place faith!
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Morphrying]
#1610970 - 06/05/03 10:02 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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I once laughed at a funeral. My god im going to hell.
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Scarfmeister]
#1612828 - 06/05/03 07:40 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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that reminds me of me and my friend in our yd (young drivers) class, where you learn about driving to get a better insurance and full liscence quicker. We were watching a movie and it showed a guy who was drunk while driving, got in a crash, and had brain injury. then u see him talk and he sounded all retarded, but deep down i knew it was very said. anyway in the vid the boy was talking to a high school about how dumb it is to drink n drive, but like he talked all slow and slurred and reatarded. me and my friend were sitting in the front row near the projector screen thing. Everyone was silent and I could sense that people felt really sorry for the guy, and i new i did too. anyway, i was holding back a laugh for all my life, when all of a sudden, i just hear my friend sorta exhale a mini laugh (you know when you're holding it in and sorta do an exhale and it crackles in the back of your throat) and I exploded, and so did he, we were laughing non stop and i had to get up and get out of the class. god it was embarassing. i think some ppl were even crying.
ps to the person above, whyd u laugh at the funeral, what happened?
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: jarby]
#1612935 - 06/05/03 08:29 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've never laughed out loud so much at one post. These stories are hilarious.
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Cherk]
#1613192 - 06/05/03 09:53 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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C'mon this is OTD (or the Pub as it now seems to be called). Shouldn't there normally be hundreds of replies by now? That or no one has been embarassed before.
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: jarby]
#1613519 - 06/05/03 11:57 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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This past new year's eve I went to Manhattan to a friend's apartment to celebrate. I drank alot of champagne and was pretty drunk on the train ride home. The train was packed but I managed to find a seat and sit down. I fell asleep and woke up 30 minutes later to find myself covered in vomit, my own, luckily. My stop came in a few minutes and I left the crowded train with vomit caked onto my shirt and pants.
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: EthanEdwards]
#1613665 - 06/06/03 01:21 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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God damn this shit is hilarious, Im trippin right now so sorry if this post makes no sense
I had just taken my girl to taco bell (Rule #1: Never take a date to taco bell) We were home just cuddling and such, when she starts poking my belly cause it made "fun noises" So my womans just poking me having a blast, and I'm thinking "God damn what the fuck is wrong with this chick, Im about to fuckin explode." So I give her a smile and say "Ill be right back." The only bathroom was right across the room. I get in there thinkin I'll let this shit out nice and cool. My ass erupts in putrid fog-horn like blasts, I go back to the room, thinkin "Fuck she had to hear that" I see the look of disgust and shame on her face and know, she heard.
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 Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: jarby]
#1613859 - 06/06/03 02:36 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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C'mon people, everyone has embarrasing stories. I'll tell another:
A couple of years ago my ladie's best friend was single, and she was known as a bit of a slut. So I came up with the idea of a threesome. (what guy wouldn't)
Anyway to my surprise my lady and her friend agreed, but rather than rush into it we thought we'd plan it out carefully. We arranged a date when the friends parents were away on a trip and we could use the house for a whole weekend of 3sum sex. 
The girls even went shopping for toys/underwear and managed to spend ~$450 in Ann Summers (a sex shop) just for this one dirty weekend.
The problem was that the date was about a month away, so for that whole month I had to keep everything on track with sexy phonecalls, text messages emails etc. Expectations and excitement was getting high.
The weekend started well, the girls had shaven and dressed up in wenches outfits. At this point things went a little wrong. Think American Pie! It didn't take me long before I literally blew it! The girls said it was alright - they proceeded to go to work on each other, and I joined in again a little later - The standard 20 mins 
Even though we had a great weekend, I was really embarassed at that point. I suppose it was the fact that it was built up so much, and I thought the worst was gonna happen, that after the initially eruption - I wouldn't be able to continue.
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 Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Scarfmeister]
#1614365 - 06/06/03 10:19 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Once I was in class in Grade 8 on Rememberance Day (Veteran's Day in the US). At 11:00am they had everyone in the school stand and listen silently to a solemn trumpet solo over the PA. Since they made us stop and stand wherever we happened to be at the time, I ended up standing face to face with this other kid, Derek. We were like three feet apart, looking right at each other.
When the trumpet started, we were both trying so hard to be serious that the temptation to laugh was irresistable. It started with just the corners of our mouths turning up, and soon a muffeled "heehee" would leak out. Then we just lost it. We would burst out, then quickly halt ourselves and try desperately to "become serious," but the absurdity of trying to do that was even funnier. I could feel the teacher's nasty stare, even though I couldn't see her. I felt sooo bad while I was laughing, but I just couldn't stop. I knew everyone was looking at us. I knew how disrespectful my smiling, giggling face looked. As funny as it was, it was quite a torturous experience. I was praying for the trumpet to end. After an eternity of this silliness, it finally did.
After it was over the teacher just went off on us. "That was disGUSTing!...How could you do that.... the veterans died for us.... and how you find that funny I'll never understand... blah.. blah." I tried to explain how I couldn't help it, but no teacher ever seems to believe that sometimes it is truly impossible to stop laughing, and trying only fuels the fire. I still felt really bad.
I felt better when later that day we had an assembly. All the students gathered in the gym, and there was supposed to be a minute of silence. I wasn't about to start laughing, but about 30 seconds into it, another student broke the silence with a long, meandering fart. He was across the gym, but it was so silent in there, EVERYONE heard it. I could see he was trying so hard not to laugh. I just looked away and somehow managed not to burst out, but man it was funny. All the students were smiling and trying to contain themselves, and all the teachers looked just furious. A few kids let out a giggle or two, but the kid who did it was just shaking with his bottled-up laughter.
When the minute of silence was over, the kids proceeded to laugh and the teachers proceeded to scold.
Man it's been a long time since I've laughed as hard as I did while I was typing this. Maybe since Grade 8
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#1615323 - 06/06/03 05:38 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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this wasn't really embarassing but i skateboard, and my pants got caught on something and it ripped the whole inside seem of my pants...from the bottom all the way to the crothc...i had to skate home and a leg of my pants was flapping around behind me and my boxers were just hanging out...got a nice lil breeze...but i ddint mind.
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: jarby]
#1616923 - 06/07/03 04:10 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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that reminds me of me and my friend in our yd (young drivers) class, where you learn about driving to get a better insurance and full liscence quicker. We were watching a movie and it showed a guy who was drunk while driving, got in a crash, and had brain injury. then u see him talk and he sounded all retarded, but deep down i knew it was very said. anyway in the vid the boy was talking to a high school about how dumb it is to drink n drive, but like he talked all slow and slurred and reatarded. me and my friend were sitting in the front row near the projector screen thing. Everyone was silent and I could sense that people felt really sorry for the guy, and i new i did too. anyway, i was holding back a laugh for all my life, when all of a sudden, i just hear my friend sorta exhale a mini laugh (you know when you're holding it in and sorta do an exhale and it crackles in the back of your throat) and I exploded, and so did he, we were laughing non stop and i had to get up and get out of the class. god it was embarassing. i think some ppl were even crying.
yooooooooooooooo buddy this is fucking weird, i just finished my last young driver class today and i saw that movie.. i didnt find the kid with the fucked up speach funny at all..
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Re: Your Biggest Embarrasment? [Re: Kanibus]
#1617286 - 06/07/03 09:04 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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TIMM-EHHHHH!
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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger
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