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OfflineSan
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My SO won't send me nudes.
    #15816784 - 02/16/12 12:54 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I asked her today and she was like, "Ehhh, nah."

Me: "Why not?"

Her: "Because."

Me: "But why not?"

Her: "Well what would you do with them?"

Me: "Fap to them, of course."

Her: "Ehh, nah."

Me: "Why? What do you think I'm going to do with them?"

Her: "I don't know."

Me: "I'd keep them safe! Nobody would see."

Her: "How do you know?"

Me: "Umm, I could keep them in an encrypted archive, so only someone with the password (Me) could see them."

Her: "Ehh, still nah."

Me: "Wait, why not?"

Her: "Because someone from the cellular company might see them."

Me: "Except they can't look at your stuff. That's illegal."

Her: "But still!"


What fucking do? Porn is fucking retarded, plus it's bad for you in especially in excess.


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: San] * 3
    #15816801 - 02/16/12 01:02 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Learn how to draw well in a realist style.  and post your drawings up here.


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: San]
    #15816814 - 02/16/12 01:05 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

How long are you gonna be away from her?  If it's less than a month, try holding out.  It'll be an exercise in mental discipline, and you'll be so freaking horny when you meet up that...well, I don't need to explain the rest.


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OfflineSan
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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: Comradez]
    #15816869 - 02/16/12 01:18 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I'm not planning to be away from her, it's just that I want to avoid turning to the internet for porn. It'd just help if I had a few pictures of her around to remind me that I don't need it.

I'm really sick of porn, especially online. A lot of websites will show really unpleasant hardcore shit scat, abusive sex, etc when I'm not expecting it. I've gotten into some shitty habits and I feel like it's eating away at my psyche.


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Actually not everyone was a noob.  Being a noob is a very new phenomenon.  Many people, the great majority in fact, were simply "beginners", "novices" or "new to mushroom growing".  Being a "noob" is reserved, and in fact created specifically for and by, the newer, much more lame generations coming about.

-Shpongle1


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: San]
    #15817061 - 02/16/12 02:38 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

San said:
What fucking do?



Use your imagination.

Whatever you do, trying to naked pics from your gf while she's not willing to let you have them is really retarded.


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: koraks]
    #15817134 - 02/16/12 03:26 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

It is completely retarded. Plus, based on the number of people who decide to post pics of their partners/ex's, she's making a very smart decision.


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #15817169 - 02/16/12 03:51 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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luvdemshrooms said:
based on the number of people who decide to post pics of their partners/ex's, she's making a very smart decision.



For real.


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: CureCat]
    #15820484 - 02/16/12 07:54 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I think you're overly paranoid about porn destroying your psyche.


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #15820511 - 02/16/12 08:00 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

koraks said:
trying to naked pics from your gf while she's not willing to let you have them is really retarded.



Quote:

luvdemshrooms said:
It is completely retarded. Plus, based on the number of people who decide to post pics of their partners/ex's, she's making a very smart decision.




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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: memes]
    #15821746 - 02/17/12 12:38 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

You could try telling her "I'm either going to look at porn or pictures of you" and see if she changes her mind.  But if she doesn't care if you look at porn, then I would just drop it and go look at porn.


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: CureCat]
    #15823392 - 02/17/12 01:31 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Tell her that you're addicted to porn and you need help/


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Offlinedaz01
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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: Ginseng1]
    #15823418 - 02/17/12 01:40 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

What the fuck.
Use your imagination and fap away. with the porn addiction erectile dysfunction thread and this, do you kiddies not have any fucking imaginations anymore? lack of imagination comes with stupidity though, eh.


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: daz01]
    #15823676 - 02/17/12 02:47 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Real woman > porn > imagination.  The more realistic the better.  This has nothing to do with intelligence, old man. :rolleyes:

Why, back in my day we jerked off to our Imaaaaginations!!!!  Haha what a high horse to jerk off on.


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: San]
    #15823875 - 02/17/12 03:35 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Have you tried sending her naked photos of yourself?:macdre:


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Offlinedaz01
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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #15823996 - 02/17/12 04:06 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Sleepwalker said:
Real woman > porn > imagination.  The more realistic the better.  This has nothing to do with intelligence, old man. :rolleyes:

Why, back in my day we jerked off to our Imaaaaginations!!!!  Haha what a high horse to jerk off on.




Lmao you tool, I used kiddie in a derogatory sense, as in your simpleminded and dumb. You're probably older than me bro.

And no no, as I said before you obviously lack a complex imagination, because my best wanks are from past experiences or girls I've been flirting with recently/going to meet up with soon, your looking at porn through the eyes of a computer and camera, while imagination is your brain working in full swing, sensories at there most sensitive.

But yeah, thanks for proving my point, cause you were unable to grasp this simple concept. Geniuses are visionaries, they have incredible imaginations to do what they do. Lack of imagination = lack of visualization ability, simpleminded = stupider.


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: daz01]
    #15824086 - 02/17/12 04:30 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Let me guess, you consider yourself a genius?

Is there a reason for that besides your masturbatory preferences?

Go on, tell me more about the life I lead within my own head.  I'm sure you have some enlightening things to teach me.


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #15824250 - 02/17/12 05:10 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Genius? Me? Lmao, I wish. I was just trying to use the genius + imagination as an example that imaginations are important in ones mental health and intelligence. What allowed us humans to flourish so much more than any other species? Our brains, brains equal the ability to visualize and imagine the design of shelter, survival tools, hunting, etc which equals greater Intelligence. I truly hope you able grasp what I am saying here.

And fyi, I dont care how your simple little mind works like, itll only serve to perplex me and I was just expressing my opinion on why I disagree and that imagination complexity plays a big part on not relying on porn


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Re: My SO won't send me nudes. [Re: daz01]
    #15824513 - 02/17/12 06:05 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I understand the importance of imagination, and I like to think mine is stronger than the average bear.  I'm also a genius so I guess that proves you right.  :wink:
I just think it's silly to call people stupid because they use the available resources to look at beautiful women instead of using the imagination. 
To each his own.
:shrug:
Happy jerkin!


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