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 vas
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#1577706 - 05/26/03 02:05 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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i've been having sex with my girl for a period of 2 years. last night I had a little accident, in the process of getting it on I kinda ripped the skin of my @#$% right down cutting the cord in half, O man did it bleed what the hell am I to do!! 
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 Strumpling
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 Re: help [Re: vas]
#1577749 - 05/26/03 02:51 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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what? can you tell me a bit more specifically what happened? I don't understand? "cutting the cord in half?" did you cut your penis in half?
if so, go see a doctor man!! OUCH! heh damn what'd you DO?
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vas
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ha ha no,  The cord connecting the skin to my penis!
I don't understand why i'm laughing
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Strumpling
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Re: help [Re: vas]
#1577758 - 05/26/03 02:56 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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man the only cord I've got down there is my penis.. can you elaborate?
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Edited by Strumpling (05/26/03 02:57 AM)
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vas
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In haven't been "sourkemsized" (Don't know if I spelled it correctly), and the foreskin is attached to the top of the nobe with a cord or something "it ripped"!!
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Strumpling
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Re: help [Re: vas]
#1577776 - 05/26/03 03:14 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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ahh ok.. I can't imagine what you were doing  but yeah you should get it checked-out if you're snapping cords in your body
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Asante
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 Re: help [Re: vas]
#1577890 - 05/26/03 06:55 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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That has got to hurt 
I don't know everything on this but I recall to have read it generally isn't much of a problem unless the wound gets infected or sensitive scartissue develops. People get circumsized, Prince Alberts and their c#cks split every day so it seems no biggie, but see a doc anyway.
One word: Crisco! (that's "use a lubricant next time" in the str8 dictionary)
Seriously: generally not a big problem.
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vas
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Re: help [Re: Asante]
#1577973 - 05/26/03 08:59 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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ha ha ha thanks boys!!!  It seems to be ok!!
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RebelSteve33
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Re: help [Re: vas]
#1578816 - 05/26/03 03:27 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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LOL!!! 
This post just made me laugh my ass off! 
-RebelSteve
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Re: help [Re: vas]
#1581787 - 05/27/03 02:31 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Strumpling's right man; the 'ripping' of any kind of 'cord' in your anatomy warrants a trip to the doctor. The last thing you want down there is gangrene
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Meph
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That would be lovely to suck on, hmm!
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vas
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Re: help [Re: Meph]
#1583111 - 05/27/03 10:23 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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?????
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Strumpling
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Re: help [Re: vas]
#1583808 - 05/28/03 01:48 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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gangrene.... my favorite! yummy....
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vas
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bad people!!!!
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Fliquid
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Re: help [Re: vas]
#1584132 - 05/28/03 05:10 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Eww man this post gave me the creeps..
So it went like: whep, strap, snap... Ouch...
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vas
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Re: help [Re: Fliquid]
#1584224 - 05/28/03 07:03 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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No kinda went like: "slow down a bit" and then, squirt squirt, blood bath!!
After that: "im really sorry baby i didn't wana hurt you!! 
I really hope non of you boys end up like this it hurts more then what I described!!
Trust ME!!! 
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Re: help [Re: vas]
#1584328 - 05/28/03 08:27 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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hah, some kid i knew in elementary school lost a testicle to a bicycle chain. i never found out *how*. that's all i know.
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vas
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 Re: help [Re: Adden]
#1584503 - 05/28/03 10:13 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol o my god!!!
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lucid
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 Re: help [Re: vas]
#1584518 - 05/28/03 10:22 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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on the bright side, u no longer need to pay for circumcision...
sorry couldn't resist... it must be a painful experience, but laughter heals all (so they tell me)
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Re: help [Re: lucid]
#1586260 - 05/28/03 07:34 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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it only heals the people who aren't him.
the words bike chain, and testicle, when combined into one sentence, scare the living fuck out of me.
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