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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: MorphinTime]
    #15827048 - 02/18/12 09:13 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Haha if that had been a guy everybody'd be like "gross, they should hang him from his balls and rape him in prison", but seeing as how it's a woman everyones all like: "whoo, good on you bro!"


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: Anonymous #4] * 2
    #15827743 - 02/18/12 01:04 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #15831936 - 02/19/12 12:09 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

When I was in jail I'd wake up with morning wood almost all the time.  Having 4 man cells and weird dreams I know I was grabbing my shit in the middle of the night and probably talking in my sleep, so I didn't care to just wake up and stumble to the bathroom with it raging in my pjs.  I'd always go to chow hall for breakfast and have it sticking out like a raised flag sometimes.  No one ever said anything but people had to notice.


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: vandago]
    #15831983 - 02/19/12 12:22 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

showers

cant say anything from experience here but this thread makes me laugh


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: Evil Toadstool]
    #15833225 - 02/19/12 05:14 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Cant tuck it in my belt, it goes over the belt. Usually just sit down and wait it out.


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: Gumby]
    #15833276 - 02/19/12 05:21 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

sounds painful

having a belt squeeze genitals I mean

Large gonads gather stares but are ultimately much more pleasurable for female company


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: Gumby]
    #15834410 - 02/19/12 08:26 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Cant tuck it in my belt, it goes over the belt. Usually just sit down and wait it out.




Wait, if it didn't go over the belt then how would it stay tucked?  Mine goes over the belt and it seems to work out.


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: MorphinTime]
    #15834470 - 02/19/12 08:35 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Like it sticks out of my pants when I do that. People would see my dick hangin out of my waist line.


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: Gumby] * 1
    #15834576 - 02/19/12 08:55 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Like it sticks out of my pants when I do that. People would see my dick hangin out of my waist line.






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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: MorphinTime]
    #15834586 - 02/19/12 08:57 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

WHoa, explicit images:awejeez:


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: MorphinTime]
    #15834620 - 02/19/12 09:05 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

ahahahahahahahaha!  You just made my day

And at the same time, you also creeped me right the fuck out.


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: BothHands]
    #15834643 - 02/19/12 09:11 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:  it seemed appropriate when I drew it


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: MorphinTime]
    #15834660 - 02/19/12 09:13 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I was referring to the hospital story, but the picture helped add another layer of hilarity and creepiness to the day, so it's all good. :awesome:


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: Gumby]
    #15834671 - 02/19/12 09:15 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Like it sticks out of my pants when I do that. People would see my dick hangin out of my waist line.




You don't put it in front of your shirt. The shirt hides it (requires not having your shirt tucked in)


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: Aser]
    #15834726 - 02/19/12 09:25 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: Aser] * 1
    #15834969 - 02/19/12 10:09 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Gumby said:
Like it sticks out of my pants when I do that. People would see my dick hangin out of my waist line.




You don't put it in front of your shirt. The shirt hides it (requires not having your shirt tucked in)




I only wear belly cut shirts, that would never work.


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: Gumby]
    #15836205 - 02/20/12 03:35 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I guess you are pretty SOL when it comes to random boners then.

A friend once claimed to have "broken" a boner to make it go down. None of the rest of us really inquired about specifics. I would personally rather it be visible to all than broken, but I guess some situations are dire.


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: Aser]
    #15836498 - 02/20/12 06:58 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I had that happen once. Was drunk on tequila and having really rough sex with my ex. It slipped out and I hit her ass cheek, felt some really painful pop and my boner instantly went away. It was sore for about 3 days after that. No bueno.


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: Gumby]
    #15837216 - 02/20/12 11:49 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I always tuck it in the waistline.

Popping the tendon will definitely make your woody go down almost immediately. It will also make it hang lower if it happens multiple times. I used to stick straight up with full force, totally defying gravity and what-not. Now it points almost straight out but slightly downward. It's cool cuz it looks like it's saying "I'm too heavy to point up", but still, I miss it.


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Re: Getting an erection in a public place... [Re: LSDXM]
    #15837286 - 02/20/12 12:05 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

do sum keegels


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