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    #1577706 - 05/26/03 04:05 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

i've been having sex with my girl for a period of 2 years. last night I had a little accident, in the process of getting it on I kinda ripped the skin of my @#$% right down cutting the cord in half, O man did it bleed what the hell am I to do!!  :crazy: 


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Re: help [Re: vas]
    #1577749 - 05/26/03 04:51 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

what? can you tell me a bit more specifically what happened? I don't understand? "cutting the cord in half?" did you cut your penis in half?

if so, go see a doctor man!! OUCH! heh damn what'd you DO?


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Re: help [Re: Strumpling]
    #1577753 - 05/26/03 04:54 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

ha ha no, :grin: The cord connecting the skin to my penis!

I don't understand why i'm laughing     


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Re: help [Re: vas]
    #1577758 - 05/26/03 04:56 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

man the only cord I've got down there is my penis.. can you elaborate?


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Re: help [Re: Strumpling]
    #1577767 - 05/26/03 05:02 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

In haven't been "sourkemsized" (Don't know if I spelled it correctly), and the foreskin is attached to the top of the nobe with a cord or something "it ripped"!!


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Re: help [Re: vas]
    #1577776 - 05/26/03 05:14 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

ahh ok.. I can't imagine what you were doing :wink: but yeah you should get it checked-out if you're snapping cords in your body


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Re: help [Re: vas]
    #1577890 - 05/26/03 08:55 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

That has got to hurt :shocked:

I don't know everything on this but I recall to have read it generally isn't much of a problem unless the wound gets infected or sensitive scartissue develops. People get circumsized, Prince Alberts and their c#cks split  :crazy: every day so it seems no biggie, but see a doc anyway.

One word: Crisco!    :grin: (that's "use a lubricant next time" in the str8 dictionary)
Seriously: generally not a big problem. 


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Re: help [Re: Asante]
    #1577973 - 05/26/03 10:59 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

ha ha ha thanks boys!!!  :tongue: It seems to be ok!! 


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Re: help [Re: vas]
    #1578816 - 05/26/03 05:27 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

LOL!!! :laugh:

This post just made me laugh my ass off! :smile:

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Re: help [Re: vas]
    #1581787 - 05/27/03 04:31 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Strumpling's right man; the 'ripping' of any kind of 'cord' in your anatomy warrants a trip to the doctor. The last thing you want down there is gangrene :crazy: 


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Re: help [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #1581799 - 05/27/03 04:37 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

That would be lovely to suck on, hmm!


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Re: help [Re: Meph]
    #1583111 - 05/28/03 12:23 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

?????  :shocked: 


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Re: help [Re: vas]
    #1583808 - 05/28/03 03:48 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

gangrene.... my favorite! yummy....


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Re: help [Re: Strumpling]
    #1583966 - 05/28/03 04:33 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

bad people!!!!    :grin: 


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Re: help [Re: vas]
    #1584132 - 05/28/03 07:10 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Eww man this post gave me the creeps..
So it went like: whep, strap, snap... Ouch...  :grin: 


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Re: help [Re: Fliquid]
    #1584224 - 05/28/03 09:03 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

No kinda went like: "slow down a bit" and then,    squirt squirt, blood bath!!  :shocked:

  After that: "im really sorry baby i didn't wana hurt you!! :blush:

I really hope non of you boys end up like this it hurts more then what I described!!

Trust ME!!!    :ooo:   


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Re: help [Re: vas]
    #1584328 - 05/28/03 10:27 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

hah, some kid i knew in elementary school lost a testicle to a bicycle chain. i never found out *how*. that's all i know.


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Re: help [Re: Adden]
    #1584503 - 05/28/03 12:13 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

lol o my god!!!  :shocked: :grin: 


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Re: help [Re: vas]
    #1584518 - 05/28/03 12:22 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

on the bright side, u no longer need to pay for circumcision...  :grin:
sorry couldn't resist... it must be a painful experience, but laughter heals all (so they tell me) 


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Re: help [Re: lucid]
    #1586260 - 05/28/03 09:34 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

it only heals the people who aren't him.

the words bike chain, and testicle, when combined into one sentence, scare the living fuck out of me.


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