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 OrgoneConclusion
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 Are martial artists retarded? 
#15756792 - 02/03/12 04:51 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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You can train for five years to break a brick with your hands or work for an hour and buy a hammer to break a brick.
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A lot more than 1 hour of work goes into making a hammer.
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livenotonevil
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I'd say the retard is the one looking at what broke instead of what broke it.
I don't think I'm going to run from a hammer.
Some guy that can set a nail with is palm...
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Vernus
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Martial arts is just retarded !
Mankind shouldn't even beat one another 
Fucking jungle gorilla behavior.
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tempusvita
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You can't walk around with a hammer. You can walk around with your hand...
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livenotonevil
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 Re: Are martial artists retarded? [Re: Vernus]
#15756879 - 02/03/12 05:13 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Vernus said:
Martial arts is just retarded !
Mankind shouldn't even beat one another
Fucking jungle gorilla behavior.
Calling it retarded will make it go away so just keep at it for all mankind.
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falcon
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lol 5 years, you have to be kidding, two weeks tops, bricks don't have much tensile strength.
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Marshal artist:
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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.
4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.
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Re: Are martial artists retarded? [Re: Diploid]
#15757004 - 02/03/12 05:43 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I went looking for the same sort of pic, , then I was trying to think of a joke about Chuck norris, US marshall and painting classes. You win this round 
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Are martial artists retarded? [Re: tribesman]
#15757090 - 02/03/12 05:59 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bruce Lee heresy:
When Chuck Norris was asked if he could take Bruce Lee in a fight he said simply (not exact quote) "I am a trained fighter and a world champion."
Case closed.
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Re: Are martial artists retarded? [Re: tribesman]
#15757093 - 02/03/12 06:00 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
tribesman said:
I went looking for the same sort of pic,, then I was trying to think of a joke about Chuck norris, US marshall and painting classes. You win this round
There is more to this forum than humor and puns. 
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tribesman
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I once held that belief too. 
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Are martial artists retarded? [Re: tribesman]
#15757131 - 02/03/12 06:09 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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You are seeing through the veil, grasshopper.
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tribesman
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No, I've got the flu.
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: Are martial artists retarded? [Re: tempusvita]
#15757202 - 02/03/12 06:24 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
tempusvita said:
You can't walk around with a hammer. You can walk around with your hand...
You can legally walk around with a hammer.
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tempusvita
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Ok try walking around with a hammer in an airport, university, or police station.
Give me a break.
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Edited by tempusvita (02/03/12 06:27 PM)
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Re: Are martial artists retarded? [Re: tempusvita]
#15757244 - 02/03/12 06:36 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Never said it was practical, just saying you can. All three of the places you mentioned i avoid like the plague.
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blingbling
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some martial arts are pretty stupid. i studied kung fu for 6 years and when i started getting in fights i got my ass kicked. the club i trained at is actually very good as far as traditional martial arts go. the problem is that most of the stuff traditional martial artists practice is bogus and the rest is only useful in particular situations. if you wanna learn to fight practice one of the many types of boxing or MMA. if your dead set on an asian style then find a club that does real sparring... none of that point scoring bullshit the taekwondo guys do.
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Kupo said:
let's fuel the robots with psilocybin.
cez said:
everyone should smoke dmt for religion.
dustinthewind13 said:
euthanasia and prostitution should be legal and located in the same building.
White Beard said:
if you see the buddha on the road, rape him, then kill him. then rape him again.
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Re: Are martial artists retarded? [Re: blingbling]
#15758800 - 02/04/12 02:04 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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It depends on what your trying to get out of it, and what your expectations are.
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blingbling
what you chicken stew?
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Re: Are martial artists retarded? [Re: Othyem]
#15758817 - 02/04/12 02:11 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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it doesn't matter what your expectations are when you first walk through the door. after a few years your gonna think you can fight even if that's not the case. that's why traditional martial arts are largely a scam.
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Kupo said:
let's fuel the robots with psilocybin.
cez said:
everyone should smoke dmt for religion.
dustinthewind13 said:
euthanasia and prostitution should be legal and located in the same building.
White Beard said:
if you see the buddha on the road, rape him, then kill him. then rape him again.
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Re: Are martial artists retarded? [Re: blingbling]
#15758832 - 02/04/12 02:20 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I know a few people who have been involved in traditional martial arts for many years and they have no delusions about being a bad ass fighter because of it.
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jboredone
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Re: Are martial artists retarded? [Re: Othyem]
#15758843 - 02/04/12 02:29 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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what you chicken stew?
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Re: Are martial artists retarded? [Re: Othyem]
#15758849 - 02/04/12 02:31 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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if there were a few more people like that then maybe i wouldn't be so jaded 
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Kupo said:
let's fuel the robots with psilocybin.
cez said:
everyone should smoke dmt for religion.
dustinthewind13 said:
euthanasia and prostitution should be legal and located in the same building.
White Beard said:
if you see the buddha on the road, rape him, then kill him. then rape him again.
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