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OfflineDogomush
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Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement
    #1575519 - 05/25/03 01:29 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Have you guys ever been really high on mushrooms and syrian rue and understood that pyramids are the best think a human could ever make? Or am I the only one?

I guess the logic is that a pyramid is a huge huge perfectly porportioned pile of rocks that serve no practical purpose. There's something very human about building them...

Oh I know, people are going to tell me they serve all kinds of purposes, but do they REALLY?? I mean sure they must have right? But what the fuck would you do if you had a pyramid in your backyard? Make money off it and stand on the top in cool poses when the sun sets. No purpose, FIN.

But there's something about the whole shape that made sense while I was really high.. what was it? There's the obvious one.. the power structure thing of a king on the top and then it spreads out into the masses lords, knights, peasants.. that whole thing, but there's something else going on there. It's a metaphor for society, and when a civilization is united and strong, pyramids spring up like mushrooms on a rainy day.

Again, sure sure there are lots of logistics and hard work to build a pyramid, but if you were outside the human race looking at us at a different speed, like geologic time, say you were a rock, this civilization would scramble about you like ants and then BAM a pyramid would be there and the civilization would rot and fade away blah blah blah.

Pyramids just happen. That was what I was figuring out on these crazy, crazy drugs. I had this feeling of "shit wow I could do anything with my life.. I could build a pyramid for no reason! COOL!!"

I mean, I don't know if these builders were delusional, I guess they were by our standards, but another thing I got out of that trip is that everybody is insane, but luckily we are collectively insane so we can all get along. Every now and then you see the true insane people gathering around the gas station at midnight drawn out like moths to the florescent humming lights and the top forty radio station playing loudly but undecipherably and this person looks at you, smiles, asks how tall you are and brags about their nightly microwave burrito and ice cold coke-a-cola. But are they really insane? YES, but so are we. WE. We are all insane, collectively insane, just like the pyramid builders.

I mean, they built these pyramids, and it served a purpose, but it was totally unnecessary REALLY because if only they would open their minds and be capitalists like us they would realize there's no reason to do anything if it doesn't turn a profit. I guess that's why I think pyramids are the greatest thing we've ever done.. profitless piles of rock that people died to make. We've lost whatever those guys had going on. But hey, money's cool too.


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Dogomush]
    #1575537 - 05/25/03 01:33 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)


Uh...................yeah.


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Murex]
    #1575551 - 05/25/03 01:37 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

you love it


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Dogomush]
    #1575561 - 05/25/03 01:40 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)


Uh..................yeah.


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Murex]
    #1575565 - 05/25/03 01:41 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

you want it


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Murex]
    #1575573 - 05/25/03 01:43 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Murex, let's talk, I mean, I see your name all the time but I just don't know who.. or what.. you are.

Me I like long walks on the beach, easy-listening pop music is the backdrop of my aural universe, and I like neat and tidy stuff, like music videos. I don't like gross stuff like long-haired dogs and unswept kitchen floors *gags thinking about it*

So tell me about yourself, let's adress eachother and have a "moment"


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Dogomush]
    #1575595 - 05/25/03 01:50 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)


Well, I like to think, medatate and make music or artwork. Today I drew some hot alien chicks. I listen to Tool, but I mostly like techno. I like music videos too- I want to eventually make my own, err be a producer guy or something. I hate whores.......and midgets.


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Murex]
    #1575605 - 05/25/03 01:55 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

all right.. well everything I said was lies, but maybe eventually I'll open up to you.


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Dogomush]
    #1575620 - 05/25/03 01:59 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)


I lied about hating midgets. I really like them actually, them make me laugh.


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Murex]
    #1575627 - 05/25/03 02:02 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

you know, my great great aunt and uncle were midgets.. circus midgets.. and I'm 6' 8"


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Dogomush]
    #1575642 - 05/25/03 02:09 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Do you think that midgets have midget dicks too? :confused: 


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Dogomush]
    #1575645 - 05/25/03 02:10 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Wow! Midgets can have non-midget offspring?  :shocked:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



Edited by Murex (05/25/03 02:11 AM)


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Murex]
    #1575660 - 05/25/03 02:16 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Oh god that reminds me of a horrible story.  In high school we had this girl that was in a wheel chair.  Normal size head but tiny body.  No neck, arms, or legs.  Just torso, head, hands and feat.  She ended up marrying this big fat guy, and against her parents wishes and doctors advise, she got pregnant.  The baby was born super premature and after nearly 8 months  in the that baby was released.  Luckily the baby turned out fine, but what really freaked me out is trying to figure out how they had sex in the first place.  :shocked: :confused: :frown: :crazy: 


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: HagbardCeline]
    #1575665 - 05/25/03 02:19 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)


Rape?


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Murex]
    #1575668 - 05/25/03 02:22 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

midgets with midget dicks.. I don't know. I guess a midget is small but in porportion whereas a dwarf is all cooky with big head tiny body and such. I wonder if dwarves have huge dicks to match their heads.


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Dogomush]
    #1575698 - 05/25/03 02:41 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

im sleepy. good night


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: atomikfunksoldier]
    #1575703 - 05/25/03 02:48 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

gnight rock on


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Dogomush]
    #1575709 - 05/25/03 02:53 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

dwarves are more pyramid-like than midgets, IMO..

uhh can we still mention pyramids here?

I liked your connection between physical man-made pyramids and the "pyramid" structure of various "hierarchies" which manage most man-made "organizations" or "civilizations" or "associations" or "corporation" or whatever..

Its possible that the egyptians built the pyramids to represent "us" (man whenever I type the word "us" I wonder if the founders of the USA [or.. "US"] noticed that too..). Neat things, them pyramids :wink:

edit(addition): oh and I'll be having a midget porn-party at the place on wednesday... any sized people invited - free beer and midget-sex!


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Strumpling]
    #1575723 - 05/25/03 03:07 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

yeah they are very neat indeed.. pyramids are full of all these mysteries. It's the eternal immortal toy. It can awe the simpleminded with its size and perfection and then the mathematicians have all this shit to say as well and the spiritual people can explain the pyramids in a nice fruity manner. There's something for everyone in a pyramid. Craftsmen can marvel at the skill in the laying of the blocks, politicians can wonder how anyone could organize people to do that, and the list is endless.

I guess basically that's what a pyramid is.. a toy. I mean, I don't know what they ARE but that's what they are to us which means.. that's what they is


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Re: Pyramids.. mankind's greatest achievement [Re: Dogomush]
    #1575740 - 05/25/03 03:19 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I dig cones too


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