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whole9
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Any suggestions?
#1565044 - 05/21/03 04:51 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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OK well my life is good so thats good... Im in my senior year of high school have a 3.5 GPA, just took the SAT got around a 1300, I have a job, I have friends, I have sexual experiences so basically life is good. I do some drugs, I do alot of outdoor things and have fun blah blah blah. But I have a huge problem in my life that is horrible embarasing and I feel like a complete reject. This is not a joking matter either... I have a crooked penis AHHHHHHHH... Ok I said it. Somtimes its worse than life. I want to get surgery to straighten it out sometime, but right now it remains a crooked penis. Its not like at a 90 degree angle or anything more like a slight bend (i attached a picture). Girls dont notice it and have never said anything, becuase I have gotten plenty of head and hand jobs but I think some have maybe noticed.... But I notice it when im in the shower becuase im a perfectionist and it bugs the fuck out of me.. I feel like I always have to try to hide it! Does anyone know if there is a surgery I can get that will fix it? BTW i wont get into exact measurements but I have an average penis. enough said. So ya.. I feel like more of an idiot than people talking about suicide becuase its just so dam embarasing and not many can really relate to my problem... It almost sounds like a joke, but its not.. Should I just live with it even though it will always be bendy? I mean honestly I probley spend 10 minutes a day thinking about it or messing with it trying to get it straight lol but nothing works. Its horrible!!!! Thats the only thing wrong with my life right now, but its a big thing to me... LOL @ my paint work
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whole9
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Re: Any suggestions? [Re: whole9]
#1565045 - 05/21/03 04:51 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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god that sucks looking down at... god my life sucks...
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Re: Any suggestions? [Re: whole9]
#1565059 - 05/21/03 05:03 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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who cares if your penis is crooked? no every has a straight penis. crooked or not, it's still good for peeing and fucking, right? so then don't worry about it.
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whole9
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"who cares if your penis is crooked?" --- me =[
"not every one has s straight penis" --- false. everyone but me that I know has a straight penis
"crooked or not, its still good for peeing and fucking, right?" --- I don't know.. I have never fucked... But I dont think it would be as good... it would be able to hit the G SPOT and the girl wouldnt be pleasured as much and I would feel bad =[
.. ya but thx for trying =[ I guess its just somthing I need to work out myself and no matter what anyone tells me I will still look down and see a crooked penis and be like "Fuck im fucking demented"
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Re: Any suggestions? [Re: whole9]
#1565150 - 05/21/03 07:31 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Few guys have a perfectly symetrical penis.
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Re: Any suggestions? [Re: whole9]
#1565452 - 05/21/03 10:43 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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No ones dick is perfectly straight. That being said.. if anyone here does have a perfectly straight dick, no need to post about it, I dont give a fuck. It really doesn't matter. There are other people with alot bigger problems than a curved dick. Look at that guy who had his cut off.
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HairyNipple
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sometimes when watching a porno, the guys penis looks like that.
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BlowMiNose
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I know how embarrasing a problem like that can be when in highschool. I have a similar problem. I know it seems like a HUGE deal to you, but in reality its not. A teenage male REALLY cares about his dick, because sex is *important* to a male. I don't knwo the point im trying to make, but im sorry i can't answer your question. Im not sure if there is surgery to fix that? I feel your pain though, and fear of embarrasment sucks. Try to focus on the good things about you, like that you actually have a dick and balls (thank god ), and that you've gotten head before. Many guys in highschool never have any sexual activity. It could be much worse, but you already know that. And i bet it feels good to almost be out of highschool?
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Re: Any suggestions? [Re: whole9]
#1568245 - 05/22/03 02:26 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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think of it from her point of view, if she had a dick that was crooked would you still accept her?
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Re: Any suggestions? [Re: whole9]
#1570204 - 05/22/03 07:14 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think u'll just have to straighten this out for yourself... sorry, couldn't resist
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Re: Any suggestions? [Re: whole9]
#1572813 - 05/23/03 05:29 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's only a big deal because you make it a big deal. IIRC, it's a fairly common condition called Perroni's disease (sp?). Trust me, however bad you think it is, others have it worse (like, I mean boomerang-crooked). And don't think your life would be perfect if your dick was arrow-straight. You have to make peace with this. You're lucky that it isn't something more visible that's crooked (your nose, your teeth, your mind...) and the girls obviously have no problem with it.
Bottom line: everyone gets their bag of hammers. Some get crooked dicks, some get Parkinson's Disease, some get horrible burns, some get death.
Don't take what you have for granted. Tomorrow some psycho could assault you with a machete and lop the whole thing off... then you'd do anything to have Old Bendy back.
Remember it's only as big a deal as you make it. Lamenting it will cause you pain and hurt your self image. Accepting it will do the opposite. Neither will change it.
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lucid
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>some get death everyone get's death... eventually...
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Re: Any suggestions? [Re: lucid]
#1574927 - 05/24/03 05:23 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Man you've gotten plenty of head and handjobs? Damn boy!
I didn't get shit until three weeks before graduating high school. That's when the summer of random sexual partners ensued.
And it's not even proven that 'THE' G spot exists. I've found plenty on women... and I'll tell ya, it ain't deep in there.
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Re: Any suggestions? [Re: whole9]
#1577908 - 05/26/03 07:28 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Try not to make such a big deal of it." Yeah, easier said then done...
One thing: NO SURGERY!!! If it ain't broken, don't fix it. Surgery to the penis may cause impotence which may be beyond Viagra. There really isn't something seriously wrong, it's just a minor cosmetic thingie.
Dammit: be glad it's a BIG problem! My spike is a SMALL problem and now i come to think of it: I'm a gay guy with a straight penis
I have to end where I started: Try not to make it such a big issue. Perfectionism is an euphemism for a strong need to be in control of things. Well: you aren't. Some things just are, some things just happen. If the girl truely loves you this really shouldn't matter.
My first thought was "If this is the dude's biggest & only problem he should so I could and then I'll with and .." but those thoughts aren't constructive. Try to find peace with the world as it is. The Universe is Perfect, it just happens to be a different perfection then we would like to see.
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