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CaptainAhab

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I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date *DELETED*

#15736240 - 01/29/12 11:25 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Post deleted by CaptainAhab

Reason for deletion: The pube maggots in this post are unworthy of my wisdom

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Curiousgeorge22
Mad Man

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736248 - 01/29/12 11:26 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i've learned this as well. :sad:

:sad:

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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736251 - 01/29/12 11:28 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

oh no, a lower opinion!1 NOOOOOOOO! :zomgwtf:

:zomgwtf:

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I_was_the_walrus
eggshells

Registered: 05/01/02
Posts: 11,887
Loc: next door

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: akira_akuma]
#15736265 - 01/29/12 11:32 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Dudes got 77 people on ignore.

Who the hell is he even talking to? :lol:

:lol:

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NWlight
Just look

Registered: 01/12/10
Posts: 18,686

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#15736295 - 01/29/12 11:44 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

uhhhhh i dont know if this is true.

i mean, i see nothin wrong with going down on a girl on the first date as long as you're gonna get sex out of it or at least a blow job.

but to just make out and then go down on her and then your'e done? thats like.... "i'm your bitch, use me mommy!"

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Dosile Kouki
derp

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#15736322 - 01/29/12 11:53 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

he ignores me, then unignores me when i post in his threads, converses with me, and then re-ignores me. ??? lol

but in responding to the thread, going down on a chick is all a part of sex imo, whatever happens happens.

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xanderofpella

Registered: 12/22/11
Posts: 3,949

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15736362 - 01/30/12 12:06 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

DosileFlynn said:
he ignores me, then unignores me when i post in his threads, converses with me, and then re-ignores me. ??? lol

:ilold:

but jesus christ 77? wtf.

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Adorable overload is imminent.[/quote]

[quote]YSHServant said:
You are on my turf when you are in the pub.[/quote]

[quote]ButteredToast said:
Shroomery 2012- Thread goes from discussing a possibly deceased member to posting nudes of her.[/quote]

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CaptainAhab

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: NWlight]
#15736365 - 01/30/12 12:08 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

There is nothing wrong with it, you're exactly right. BUT, what the girl thinks is that you're too eager to please her, and therefore, desperate, or flawed in some way.

That's the last place you want to be with a woman. You gotta be the mack who doesn't give a fuck. Fuck that pussy, I ain't eatin' it is the right attitude.

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NWlight
Just look

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Posts: 18,686

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736370 - 01/30/12 12:09 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

You're single, aren't you?

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venetianblinds
cabbage

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736371 - 01/30/12 12:09 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

fuck rules

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CaptainAhab

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15736376 - 01/30/12 12:10 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

DosileFlynn said:
he ignores me, then unignores me when i post in his threads, converses with me, and then re-ignores me. ??? lol

but in responding to the thread, going down on a chick is all a part of sex imo, whatever happens happens.

You must be psychic, because I just reunignored you to read what the 77 thing was all about.

I see that I've been lured into unignoring you, for shits and giggles.

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CaptainAhab

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: NWlight]
#15736388 - 01/30/12 12:10 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
You're single, aren't you?

Fuck that pussy, I ain't eatin' it.

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venetianblinds
cabbage

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736400 - 01/30/12 12:11 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

that a little selfish, no?

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NWlight
Just look

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Posts: 18,686

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736406 - 01/30/12 12:12 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I think you misinterpreted the intonation of my words.

that was a question. here's a better way to say it:

you're single and I can see why.

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gzuf
٩(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶

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Posts: 6,535

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#15736413 - 01/30/12 12:14 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Dudes got 77 people on ignore.

Who the hell is he even talking to?

I've come to a conclusion: He is butthurt.

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thissongis
Stranger Danger

Registered: 10/07/09
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: NWlight]
#15736414 - 01/30/12 12:15 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

You must not like getting your dick sucked? :stonedjerk:

:stonedjerk:

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Dosile Kouki
derp

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: gzuf]
#15736418 - 01/30/12 12:16 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

me myself i love a girl who can give good head, and most chicks wont give you head unless you go down on them. it has to be an equal thang.

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MeadowMushrooM
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Registered: 03/02/10
Posts: 117
Loc: Detroit, MI

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#15736424 - 01/30/12 12:17 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Dudes got 77 people on ignore.

Who the hell is he even talking to?

LMAO. creeeppy and desperate

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CaptainAhab

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15736429 - 01/30/12 12:19 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
I think you misinterpreted the intonation of my words.

that was a question. here's a better way to say it:

you're single and I can see why.

Make that # 79!

You wonder why my block list is so long? It's people like you.

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shroomie_glen
RedHotPussyLiquor

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: MeadowMushrooM]
#15736430 - 01/30/12 12:20 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I love giving girls head... Fuck I will go down on a chick without even being on a FIRST date!!!

And to the OP: You are doing something wrong buddy! Otherwise that chick would love you for eating that puss....

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No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.

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akira_akuma
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736440 - 01/30/12 12:22 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

CaptainAhab said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
I think you misinterpreted the intonation of my words.

that was a question. here's a better way to say it:

you're single and I can see why.

Make that # 79!

You wonder why my block list is so long? It's people like you.

and can you see why the word idiot is tossed around so loosely?

that's a rhetorical question. you can't see why. because you ignore anyone who even suggests this.

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xanderofpella

Registered: 12/22/11
Posts: 3,949

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15736441 - 01/30/12 12:22 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

DosileFlynn said:
me myself i love a girl who can give good head, and most chicks wont give you head unless you go down on them. it has to be an equal thang.

Really? Sorry to hear that. Not in my experience though.
A chick has to have a really good looking pussy for my mouth to go near it.

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[quote]sVs said:
Adorable overload is imminent.[/quote]

[quote]YSHServant said:
You are on my turf when you are in the pub.[/quote]

[quote]ButteredToast said:
Shroomery 2012- Thread goes from discussing a possibly deceased member to posting nudes of her.[/quote]

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xanderofpella

Registered: 12/22/11
Posts: 3,949

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736448 - 01/30/12 12:24 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

CaptainAhab said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
I think you misinterpreted the intonation of my words.

that was a question. here's a better way to say it:

you're single and I can see why.

Make that # 79!

You wonder why my block list is so long? It's people like you.

Make it 80 you're a douchbag.

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[quote]sVs said:
Adorable overload is imminent.[/quote]

[quote]YSHServant said:
You are on my turf when you are in the pub.[/quote]

[quote]ButteredToast said:
Shroomery 2012- Thread goes from discussing a possibly deceased member to posting nudes of her.[/quote]

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CaptainAhab

Registered: 12/25/09
Posts: 1,875
Last seen: 6 years, 2 months

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: xanderofpella]
#15736466 - 01/30/12 12:30 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

BeefheartisBetter said:
Quote:

CaptainAhab said:
Make that # 79!

You wonder why my block list is so long? It's people like you.

Make it 80 you're a douchbag.

This is the internet. I can do what I want here. See ya

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shroomie_glen
RedHotPussyLiquor

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736472 - 01/30/12 12:31 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Hey OP:

You probably just suck at giving head... Go ahead and ban me...the truth hurts op, real bad.

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No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.

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MeadowMushrooM
Ganja Connoisseur

Registered: 03/02/10
Posts: 117
Loc: Detroit, MI

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: xanderofpella]
#15736473 - 01/30/12 12:32 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I don't know if you're trying to look even creepier with your mood as hungry...after posting about eating a chick out...if you are its working

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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736485 - 01/30/12 12:35 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

But it's such a great ice-breaker!

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shroomie_glen
RedHotPussyLiquor

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: MeadowMushrooM]
#15736493 - 01/30/12 12:36 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

MeadowMushrooM said:
I don't know if you're trying to look even creepier with your mood as hungry...after posting about eating a chick out...if you are its working

BAHAHHHAHHAAAA I just spewed coffee on my keyboard you humerous bastard!

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No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.

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MeadowMushrooM
Ganja Connoisseur

Registered: 03/02/10
Posts: 117
Loc: Detroit, MI

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: akira_akuma]
#15736512 - 01/30/12 12:42 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

This is what I get for being on this shit at 2 in the morning.

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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: MeadowMushrooM]
#15736522 - 01/30/12 12:45 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i'm pretty sure the OP is special ed. but i can't tell, cause the internet.

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I_was_the_walrus
eggshells

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Posts: 11,887
Loc: next door

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: gzuf]

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#15736636 - 01/30/12 01:19 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

gzuf said:
Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Dudes got 77 people on ignore.

Who the hell is he even talking to?

I've come to a conclusion: He is butthurt.

And then he deletes his post.

An opt-out with 80+ on ignore. Faggotry on unseen levels.

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NWlight
Just look

Registered: 01/12/10
Posts: 18,686

Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date

[Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#15736648 - 01/30/12 01:23 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

naw, i see it

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koraks

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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date *DELETED*

[Re: CaptainAhab]

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#15736887 - 01/30/12 01:23 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
Unfortunately, we are not worthy of OP's infinite wisdom on the intricacies of romantic exchanges between the opposite genders, so I suppose further debate on the issue is moot and we'll all have to grovel in ignorance for the remainder of our unfortunate lives.

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