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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15672218 - 01/16/12 02:42 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Haha, that sounds like fun.


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: drr]
    #15672220 - 01/16/12 02:43 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Ha ha. Dude, if you didn't want to go three times you should just have said you weren't up to it and left. Fleeing without saying anything is just kinda awkward.

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Keynes]
    #15672231 - 01/16/12 02:46 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I would've cummed all over her tits and face, then fallen asleep and slip out in the morning while the beast is still asleep.


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
    #15673642 - 01/16/12 01:23 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

that reminds me one time out camping with my friends girlfriends family at like 3 am with my other friend and her dad and you here this loud ass snoring, and im thinking its like a fucking bear and this guys like damn thats my daughter in there snoring and my friends like no thats your wife

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15673741 - 01/16/12 01:52 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

blazenn said:
yeah except tonight i went to go do thangs in order to :feelsgoodman:

and it first it really really did :feelsgoodman:

but after i busted a couple nuts i started to :feelsbadman:


you know like when you masturbate in a really awkward way. like jerking off by putting an empty toilet paper roll around your dick, or fucking your pillow/blanket, or doing the ol' peanut butter trick with the nearest animal...
at first it really really :feelsgoodman:

then you get the orgasm you were looking for and all of a sudden all the :feelsgoodman: is replaced with guilt and shame and it really :feelsbadman:




but at the end of the night, she stayed in the shower while i was secretly hurrying the fuck up to get the fuck out of there so i didn't have to come up with an excuse to leave and i felt like a boss. so really i turned :feelsgoodman: into :feelsbadman: and back into  :feelsgoodman: tonight.



stoned philosophies ftw :happyweed:








RIP I AM SWIM's shroomery account.  :sadyes:



:congrats:  That was a VERY good reminiscence of his posting style... I am most impressed good sir...
You
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The
Dream!


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Keynes]
    #15673746 - 01/16/12 01:53 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Keynes said:
Ha ha. Dude, if you didn't want to go three times you should just have said you weren't up to it and left. Fleeing without saying anything is just kinda awkward.



No way man, he slipped out LIKE A BOSS....
No doubt about it.


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #15673834 - 01/16/12 02:17 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Me_Roy said:
Rawdog the Whale is one of Spongebob's lesser-known animated friends.




:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: wildchild68]
    #15673873 - 01/16/12 02:29 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

...your a better man than I. No chance in hell could I do that kind of disgusting creature.


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: 2Cents]
    #15673884 - 01/16/12 02:32 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

OP turns on phone to retrieve photos and videos.
Finds messages and voicemails telling him to go back!

One guess where he is right now!!!! :wink:

:highfive:

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: PeterPanda209]
    #15673902 - 01/16/12 02:36 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Still haven't answered if he wore a condom or not.
I'm guessing not.

Prove me wrong RP.

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: bryguy27007]
    #15673918 - 01/16/12 02:39 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Just wait for the phone call 9 months from now when you get to meet cinnamon junior.


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: 2Cents]
    #15673975 - 01/16/12 02:49 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

bryguy27007 said:
Still haven't answered if he wore a condom or not.
I'm guessing not.

Prove me wrong RP.




Quote:

2Cents said:
Just wait for the phone call 9 months from now when you get to meet cinnamon junior.



:lolsy:

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: drr]
    #15674012 - 01/16/12 02:54 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Yo, I made a OKC account last night, and I am all like :freshwtf: all the chicks are fat as hell!!!
I mean damn, It seems if your not fat, you have to have atleast 4 kids and a wizard-sleeve looking ponnanny....

:freshwtf:
I am bound and determined to make a post similar to OP's after I find a slut worthy of my man meat, and hopefully I can skank away in the dark like some kind of sexual-superhero that the OP is....

You can call me "the Deserter Squirter"
(Cause I make em squirt, then promptly Desert)


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #15674019 - 01/16/12 02:54 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Escaping into the cold dark night from whence I came!!!!
{EDIT}---SEe what I did there?

Edited by shroomie_glen (01/16/12 02:55 PM)

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: drr]
    #15674024 - 01/16/12 02:55 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

haha OP you a bastard!
can't wait for the pic, +5 if you do!

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Synth Ethics]
    #15674042 - 01/16/12 02:59 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

you people are sick and have mental problems.

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Konyap]
    #15674485 - 01/16/12 04:46 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
you people are sick and have mental problems.



I take it that comment was directed toward me in particular.....
Thats okay, because its true, So I don't see anythang derogatory about it at all....

A nizzle is just Doin' Thangs....


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Konyap]
    #15674494 - 01/16/12 04:48 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
you people are sick and have mental problems.




Just posting to wait for pics :smile:

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #15674523 - 01/16/12 04:56 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

shroomie_glen said:

:congrats:  That was a VERY good reminiscence of his posting style... I am most impressed good sir...
You
Are
Livin'
The
Dream!





no dream here. this event was more of a nightmare.



Quote:

2Cents said:
Just wait for the phone call 9 months from now when you get to meet cinnamon junior.




nope i'm not planning on answering any calls or txts... i have nothing to say to her after how i just left lol.



Quote:

shroomie_glen said:
Escaping into the cold dark night from whence I came!!!!
{EDIT}---SEe what I did there?






LOL you are a funny bastard. i really don't recommend hooking up with anyone from the internet just for sex. it's seriously just like fucking a prostitute for free.... the conversation is awkward as hell, the sex is mediocre at best, and afterwards you start hoping to god that you didn't just contract a disease.

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15674542 - 01/16/12 05:01 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Edited by blazenn (01/16/12 05:46 PM)

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