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 Zeppelin
I'm Gonna BurnOne Down.
Registered: 04/08/03
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 Holy water 
#1567315 - 05/21/03 08:37 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh man, you ever get those moments when you are stoned and you come up with something really "genius" and upon sober reflection it was rather... well you know, odd?
Alright... my best friend is a church organist. He has keys to most of the catholic churches in town. So I says, hey let's go mess around with that huge piano thing... so we do. I am wondering around the empty church and I notice a huge fountain of holy water 
I got A LOT of it and went home, and uhh... gave it to a dog and the dog birthed and dunked all his cakes with holy water(!) Put the power of god in those shrooms (brings divine flesh to a while new meaning eh?). Upon reflection just found it humorous and thought I would share.
I will post some of the dogs pictures as soon as the first flush starts.
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I'm afraid of losing my obscurity.
Genuineness only thrives in the dark.
Like celery. ~Aldous Huxley
Edited by Zeppelin (05/21/03 09:07 PM)
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MAGICSNOOP
mob boss
Registered: 03/31/03
Posts: 394
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 Re: Holy water [Re: Zeppelin]
#1567380 - 05/21/03 08:57 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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i was wondering about holy water myself pleasee keep it posted what happens
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 not2sure
journeyman
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Posts: 60
Loc: west coast
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whats the fucking difference? how can holy water possibly be different than normal water? holy cakes, sounds like someone did way to many shrooms 
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The above statement is fictitious and for entertainment purposes only. I do not use or condone the use of illegal substances, nor do I use or condone the use of legal substances in an illegal manner.
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MykeOfile
stranger thanmost
Registered: 04/30/03
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Re: Holy water [Re: not2sure]
#1567512 - 05/21/03 09:37 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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if the fruits resemble the mesiah or start bleeding let me know
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GWAR
Scumdog of theUniverse
Registered: 05/03/02
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haha, wicked! i hope you get some holy shit shrooms.....
what i mean, is when someone sees your shrooms the first thing they will say is "holy shit!"
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houshroom
shroom cowboy
Registered: 05/07/03
Posts: 678
Loc: space city
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Re: Holy water [Re: GWAR]
#1567645 - 05/21/03 10:26 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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shrooms strong enough to kill vampires!
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BleedingSickness
Friend OfAttention Whore
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Re: Holy water [Re: Zeppelin]
#1567659 - 05/21/03 10:30 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Those shrooms might just give you a holy smack from god and when you get your fruits and you eat the lil bastards just think to yourself these are holy shrooms. I bet with enough of em eaten you could go for one hell of a ride.
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MrSleep
P. Cubensis
Registered: 04/05/03
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You'll trip your ass off.
-Mr.Sleep
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PDU
travel kid vs.amerika
Registered: 12/03/02
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Re: Holy water [Re: MrSleep]
#1567751 - 05/21/03 11:00 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would laugh if the cakes fail miserably and all faith in god is shattered.
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psilo9com
Koh Koh Gadget
Registered: 05/20/03
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Re: Holy water [Re: PDU]
#1567754 - 05/21/03 11:01 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Now you have to donate your fruits to the poor or you'll burn in hell.
*The line starts behind me.*
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DSD
devil
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i would laugh if you fry your brains out and step over that edge - ( some of you out there know what i'm talking about ! ) don't fuck w/ God or his buisness or it may come back to suck the balls out of your sack or the brains out of your skull ! then again it sounds like that may have already happened. get a fucking life and a little respect, cough up $.89 and go buy some fucking spring water you fucking loser !!!!
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B4rK0d3
Bromeo
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Re: Holy water [Re: DSD]
#1568142 - 05/22/03 01:09 AM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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See? DSD is living proof that RELIGION BREEDS HATE.
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MrSleep
P. Cubensis
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Re: Holy water [Re: B4rK0d3]
#1568163 - 05/22/03 01:23 AM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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I fucking hate Christians.
-Mr.Sleep
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LostMetropolis
A Stranger AmongStrangers
Registered: 03/22/03
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Re: Holy water [Re: MrSleep]
#1568172 - 05/22/03 01:26 AM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hooray let's have a parade.
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SBTlauien
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#1568220 - 05/22/03 02:04 AM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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SBTlauien
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#1568221 - 05/22/03 02:04 AM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anonymous
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its a funny story chill out dsd...he admits it was stupid no need too flame
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djd586
Underpants Gnome
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Re: Holy water [Re: MrSleep]
#1568481 - 05/22/03 06:33 AM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?"
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HidingInPlainSight
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yea ...
late at night after the service and people have put their hands in the water... the preist calmly dumps the fountain and gets a bottle of ozarka water and fills that thing up .. haha
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SBTlauien
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george castanza
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kramer says to do a casing next time,you'll get more 
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Zeppelin
I'm Gonna BurnOne Down.
Registered: 04/08/03
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Re: Holy water [Re: DSD]
#1569131 - 05/22/03 12:22 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
i would laugh if you fry your brains out and step over that edge - ( some of you out there know what i'm talking about ! ) don't fuck w/ God or his buisness or it may come back to suck the balls out of your sack or the brains out of your skull ! then again it sounds like that may have already happened. get a fucking life and a little respect, cough up $.89 and go buy some fucking spring water you fucking loser !!!!
Well, if the judeo-christian god did indeed create everything, as it says in the bible (if you have ever read it), that would include psilocybin mushrooms, would it not? I don't see using water blessed by god to grow something created by god as disrespectful. I don't use mushrooms to trip out and be out of my mind, I use them to aid in becoming more spiritually enlightened.
Admittedly, it was a rather dumb idea, but I don't see it as disrespectful. I am quite sorry that you don't approve of my actions. If only I could get a "fucking life" and get some "respect" like you possess and flame people anonymously on the internet.
Cheers
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I'm afraid of losing my obscurity.
Genuineness only thrives in the dark.
Like celery. ~Aldous Huxley
Edited by Zeppelin (05/22/03 12:44 PM)
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u4ic_fx
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 Re: Holy water [Re: MrSleep]
#1569202 - 05/22/03 12:48 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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and I hate fucking christians too!... except for the virginal ones.
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NoFuture
RegressingForward
Registered: 05/19/03
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Loc: MA
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Re: Holy water [Re: u4ic_fx]
#1569258 - 05/22/03 01:06 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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heh... im not a christian at all but i dont rember hearing anything about drugs being evil in the bible... after all jesus was the one who turned a whole bunch of water into booze when the town ran out, how is alchahol any less of a drug then shrooms?...
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Ahab McBathsalts
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Re: Holy water [Re: NoFuture]
#1570123 - 05/22/03 06:36 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
heh... im not a christian at all but i dont rember hearing anything about drugs being evil in the bible... after all jesus was the one who turned a whole bunch of water into booze when the town ran out, how is alchahol any less of a drug then shrooms?...
So true. So very true. Jesus boots for me all the time.
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AVShroomer
LSD enthusiast
Registered: 05/19/03
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Im not really a Christian Myself... and if it says in the bible people who do drugs are going to hell... see you all there! lol
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