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Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. 1
#15671882 - 01/15/12 11:53 PM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Well, just got back from meeting up with someone from okcupid for the first time and wow I have a story for you guys I wasn't on the site looking for any kind of relationship, just trying to meet some chicks to hangout with and I came across this profile of a chick who talked about being very sexual and whatnot on her profile and was obviously overweight but had huge tits so I hit her up to see what would happen cause I've been desparate.
Me and her get to txting, she starts sending me all these crazy nude photos/vids n shit telling me she wants to fuck. Me being the horndog I am figured, eh why not? So I went to meetup with her at a hotel tonight, and this is how it went.
I show up to the hotel room, door half cracked, I knock and she says to come in She's laying in bed naked, first thing she tells me is the bed's a little wet and it's not from water... We exchange maybe 2-3 sentences each before we start making out and then she started giving me head.
Oh also in person she's wayy bigger than i thought she'd be. which isn't that big of a problem cause i'm into bigger women but not exactly this big. if i had to guess her weight i'd say 300lbs easy.
So i fuck her once and cum. lay next to her again for a little while before she tells me she wants me to fuck her from behind. at this point i'm ready to get the fuck out of there, but i didn't wana just be like "alright well i'm going home now" so i just kept going along with her.
So i start hittin it from the back and i start thinking to myself how bad of an idea it was to come meetup with this girl at all but I keep hittin it and cum.
so then i lay next to her again, already feeling hella guilty. and eventually she says she wants me to fuck her from behind again so i start hittin it again. this time i was hittin it for a good 8-9mins and she starts giving me head again, but i was really getting turned off already from a combination of guilt + not much attraction to this girl at all especially after 2 nuts.
she says she wants me to cum all over her tits and in her face and shit and at that point i was thinking  then she kept sucking and tugging for a good 5 mins and i'm trying real hard to make myself cum but i just didn't see it happening, so i asked her if she wanted to take it to the shower and we do. after being in the shower for a little while i told her i just wanted to get in the shower to rinse off and that i was getting out.
this is the best part.
she tells me to go ahead and that she'll be out of the shower in a minute. so then i'm like FUCK YES
i hurry the fuck up and dry off and put my clothes on and bounce the fuck out of there before she gets out of the bathroom and haven't talked to her since. i think she txted me but i turned off my phone.
TL;DR: met a girl who was DTF on okcupid. pics looked overweight but not TOO bad get there and she's a lot bigger than i thought. i still fuck her a couple times. i was ready to leave after the first nut though i wasn't able to cum a 3rd time so we got in the shower i made an excuse to get out of the shower, she tells me go ahead she'll be out in a minute i hurry the fuck up and dry off/throw my clothes on and bounce the fuck out of there before she left the bathroom. WIN. well it was a win all except for now I have to worry that i might've just caught an STD although she didn't seem dirty at all and was pretty tight. still I'm going to get tested for STD's pretty soon just to make sure.
oh well. I learned my lesson and I'll damn sure never be meeting up with anyone from OKC, pof, or any of those sites again. I'll stick to meeting girls at parties/clubs thank you.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
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lol So what's the problem?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15671898 - 01/15/12 11:58 PM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Yea dude get tested. I have met girls who use that just to slut it up. I mean If she got a hotel, left the door cracked and was naked.. You could have just been the first person that day for her.
Much respect for loving the larger women bro that's what it's all about.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15671900 - 01/15/12 11:59 PM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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thats like the nastiest shit ive ever read and not one budge down there
mark walberg making out with kady perry would've probably gave me more of a sprung but this....... this is just done with!!!
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15671906 - 01/15/12 11:59 PM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Duuuude, rookie mistake. The fat chicks always try to hide their fatness.
I'm into smaller chicks generally, so I avoid anyone who's even remotely chubby, and I never have this problem.
Funny story though man
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Masticore]
#15671908 - 01/16/12 12:00 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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no problem, just telling the shroomery another tale of OKC lust. lol
i guess something i should've added is the whole time i was over there i felt really awkward. neither of us had much to say, we just kinda fucked. i feel like i just fucked a prostitute.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Konyap]
#15671916 - 01/16/12 12:02 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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"Didn't seem dirty" & "pretty tight" =/= free of STDs.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: pwnasaurus]
#15671920 - 01/16/12 12:03 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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pwnasaurus said:

Duuuude, rookie mistake. The fat chicks always try to hide their fatness.
I'm into smaller chicks generally, so I avoid anyone who's even remotely chubby, and I never have this problem.
Funny story though man 
yea i'm into smaller chicks more. but i don't mind bigger women. i was totally into this chick when i first got there. but the longer i was with her the more i wanted to leave. i'm just glad i left like a boss so i got to have the self esteem boosting feeling of leaving her while she was in the shower
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Me_Roy]
#15671921 - 01/16/12 12:03 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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http://morningsquirtz.smackjeeves.com/comics/944166/cummi-bears/
thats kinda cool im sure we've all been there or pretty close, you did the man thing tho im not sure what that is...
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Me_Roy]
#15671925 - 01/16/12 12:05 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Me_Roy said: "Didn't seem dirty" & "pretty tight" =/= free of STDs.
this is true i know
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Konyap]
#15671927 - 01/16/12 12:05 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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aiyobro said: thats like the nastiest shit ive ever read and not one budge down there
mark walberg making out with kady perry would've probably gave me more of a sprung but this....... this is just done with!!!
oh trust me this is the nastiest encounter with a woman i've ever had.
well, at least i got it out of my system.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn] 2
#15671931 - 01/16/12 12:08 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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its not out of your system trust me
its like a stain that will live with you the rest of your life
girls wont look at you the same once they hear you fucked a fattie let alone a fat whore!!!
you probably are goin to smell her when ever you take a shower for the next couple months.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Konyap]
#15671936 - 01/16/12 12:09 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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haha she didn't smell bad at all. another thing i forgot to mention is that she's totally a squirter which was pretty cool.
and what i mean by it's out of my system is i no longer have any desire to have any kinda sexual relations with xtra plus sized women and i probably won't want to touch myself for at least a week. too much shame.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: akira_akuma]
#15671963 - 01/16/12 12:23 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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You keep it bagged up for this intimate encounter?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Me_Roy]
#15671976 - 01/16/12 12:30 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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You didn't rawdog this whale did you?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Grizvok]
#15671981 - 01/16/12 12:33 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Grizvok said: You didn't rawdog this whale did you?

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
#15671987 - 01/16/12 12:38 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Rawdog the Whale is one of Spongebob's lesser-known animated friends.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Grizvok]
#15671992 - 01/16/12 12:41 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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that's all i have to say about that.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672009 - 01/16/12 12:52 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Nice read lol.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: runningfox2002]
#15672023 - 01/16/12 01:04 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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This was a thoroughly hilarious story op.... I grabbed some popcorn and enjoyed every moment of it...
Good luck man, I hope she did not give you an std...
But for real man you rawdogged the whale?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15672038 - 01/16/12 01:13 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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1. Rawdog the Whale 2. Ghostride the Whip 3. ??? 4. Profit
Is OP a troll?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15672053 - 01/16/12 01:18 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Dude you just inspired me to make an OKC account...
I too, shall be rawdoggin the whales in a matter of no less than one week.. Thanks for the tip!
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15672083 - 01/16/12 01:33 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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yup i had an account for less than a week. it was like 5 days actually. i don't recommend it one bit.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15672093 - 01/16/12 01:39 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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I once smashed my bike into a Volkswagen bug and got the fuck out before anyone saw me..
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: orison]
#15672097 - 01/16/12 01:40 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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LOL good story, hope you wore a condom.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: orison]
#15672101 - 01/16/12 01:44 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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i did that to a suburban down the street from my house when i was a kid. i was riding eyes closed and my handle bar swiped the side and left a hell of a scratch on the side of it, i went home asap.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672132 - 01/16/12 02:03 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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So you met a fat chick on the internet and fucked her in the butt... without a condom?
EDIT- This has to be a troll
Edited by SubMuncher (01/16/12 02:04 AM)
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: SubMuncher]
#15672145 - 01/16/12 02:10 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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she starts sending me all these crazy nude photos/vids
I think the rest is self-explanatory
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
#15672161 - 01/16/12 02:19 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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SubMuncher said: So you met a fat chick on the internet and fucked her in the butt... without a condom?
EDIT- This has to be a troll
hell no i didn't put it in her butt.
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mellowparty said:
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she starts sending me all these crazy nude photos/vids
I think the rest is self-explanatory
it's pretty hard to say no at that point
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: SubMuncher]
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SubMuncher said: So you met a fat chick on the internet and fucked her in the butt... without a condom?
EDIT- This has to be a troll
Dude, thangs like this happen when your Doin' em! Seriously, op is NOT a troll, he's just doin thangs to
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672168 - 01/16/12 02:23 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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blazenn said:
Quote:
mellowparty said:
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she starts sending me all these crazy nude photos/vids
I think the rest is self-explanatory
it's pretty hard to say no at that point 
You mean say no to her or say no to us as in you're not going to post pics of her? Cause I and everyone else for that matter strongly encourage you to do so.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
#15672172 - 01/16/12 02:25 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Yes I too, as a devoted member of the LNC, urge you to share these photos with us.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15672179 - 01/16/12 02:29 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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You never mentioned if you wore a condom, or did I miss it?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15672191 - 01/16/12 02:32 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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yeah except tonight i went to go do thangs in order to 
and it first it really really did 
but after i busted a couple nuts i started to 
you know like when you masturbate in a really awkward way. like jerking off by putting an empty toilet paper roll around your dick, or fucking your pillow/blanket, or doing the ol' peanut butter trick with the nearest animal... at first it really really 
then you get the orgasm you were looking for and all of a sudden all the is replaced with guilt and shame and it really 
but at the end of the night, she stayed in the shower while i was secretly hurrying the fuck up to get the fuck out of there so i didn't have to come up with an excuse to leave and i felt like a boss. so really i turned into and back into tonight.
stoned philosophies ftw 
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672192 - 01/16/12 02:32 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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i'll post pics tomorrow i promise.
right now i don't want to turn my phone back on cause i have a feeling she's been blowing it the fuck up.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672195 - 01/16/12 02:34 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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This story needs more narcotics.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672201 - 01/16/12 02:37 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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blazenn said: i'll post pics tomorrow i promise.
right now i don't want to turn my phone back on cause i have a feeling she's been blowing it the fuck up.
Cool, dude! I hope you deliver.
Would you fuck her again?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
#15672209 - 01/16/12 02:38 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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hell no. it was way too awkward for me.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672213 - 01/16/12 02:40 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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You didn't, did you
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
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Haha, that sounds like fun.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: drr]
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Ha ha. Dude, if you didn't want to go three times you should just have said you weren't up to it and left. Fleeing without saying anything is just kinda awkward.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Keynes]
#15672231 - 01/16/12 02:46 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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I would've cummed all over her tits and face, then fallen asleep and slip out in the morning while the beast is still asleep.
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#15673642 - 01/16/12 01:23 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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that reminds me one time out camping with my friends girlfriends family at like 3 am with my other friend and her dad and you here this loud ass snoring, and im thinking its like a fucking bear and this guys like damn thats my daughter in there snoring and my friends like no thats your wife
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15673741 - 01/16/12 01:52 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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blazenn said: yeah except tonight i went to go do thangs in order to 
and it first it really really did 
but after i busted a couple nuts i started to 
you know like when you masturbate in a really awkward way. like jerking off by putting an empty toilet paper roll around your dick, or fucking your pillow/blanket, or doing the ol' peanut butter trick with the nearest animal... at first it really really 
then you get the orgasm you were looking for and all of a sudden all the is replaced with guilt and shame and it really 
but at the end of the night, she stayed in the shower while i was secretly hurrying the fuck up to get the fuck out of there so i didn't have to come up with an excuse to leave and i felt like a boss. so really i turned into and back into tonight.
stoned philosophies ftw 
RIP I AM SWIM's shroomery account.
That was a VERY good reminiscence of his posting style... I am most impressed good sir... You Are Livin' The Dream!
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Keynes]
#15673746 - 01/16/12 01:53 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Keynes said: Ha ha. Dude, if you didn't want to go three times you should just have said you weren't up to it and left. Fleeing without saying anything is just kinda awkward.
No way man, he slipped out LIKE A BOSS.... No doubt about it.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: wildchild68]
#15673873 - 01/16/12 02:29 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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...your a better man than I. No chance in hell could I do that kind of disgusting creature.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: 2Cents]
#15673884 - 01/16/12 02:32 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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OP turns on phone to retrieve photos and videos. Finds messages and voicemails telling him to go back!
One guess where he is right now!!!! 
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: PeterPanda209]
#15673902 - 01/16/12 02:36 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Still haven't answered if he wore a condom or not. I'm guessing not.
Prove me wrong RP.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: bryguy27007]
#15673918 - 01/16/12 02:39 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Just wait for the phone call 9 months from now when you get to meet cinnamon junior.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: 2Cents]
#15673975 - 01/16/12 02:49 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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bryguy27007 said: Still haven't answered if he wore a condom or not. I'm guessing not.
Prove me wrong RP.
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2Cents said: Just wait for the phone call 9 months from now when you get to meet cinnamon junior.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: drr]
#15674012 - 01/16/12 02:54 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Yo, I made a OKC account last night, and I am all like all the chicks are fat as hell!!! I mean damn, It seems if your not fat, you have to have atleast 4 kids and a wizard-sleeve looking ponnanny....
 I am bound and determined to make a post similar to OP's after I find a slut worthy of my man meat, and hopefully I can skank away in the dark like some kind of sexual-superhero that the OP is....
You can call me "the Deserter Squirter" (Cause I make em squirt, then promptly Desert)
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15674019 - 01/16/12 02:54 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Escaping into the cold dark night from whence I came!!!! {EDIT}---SEe what I did there?
Edited by shroomie_glen (01/16/12 02:55 PM)
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Synth Ethics
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: drr]
#15674024 - 01/16/12 02:55 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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haha OP you a bastard! can't wait for the pic, +5 if you do!
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Synth Ethics]
#15674042 - 01/16/12 02:59 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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you people are sick and have mental problems.
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shroomie_glen
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Konyap]
#15674485 - 01/16/12 04:46 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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aiyobro said: you people are sick and have mental problems.
I take it that comment was directed toward me in particular..... Thats okay, because its true, So I don't see anythang derogatory about it at all....
A nizzle is just Doin' Thangs....
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Konyap]
#15674494 - 01/16/12 04:48 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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aiyobro said: you people are sick and have mental problems.
Just posting to wait for pics
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15674523 - 01/16/12 04:56 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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shroomie_glen said:
That was a VERY good reminiscence of his posting style... I am most impressed good sir... You Are Livin' The Dream!
no dream here. this event was more of a nightmare.
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2Cents said: Just wait for the phone call 9 months from now when you get to meet cinnamon junior.
nope i'm not planning on answering any calls or txts... i have nothing to say to her after how i just left lol.
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shroomie_glen said: Escaping into the cold dark night from whence I came!!!! {EDIT}---SEe what I did there?
LOL you are a funny bastard. i really don't recommend hooking up with anyone from the internet just for sex. it's seriously just like fucking a prostitute for free.... the conversation is awkward as hell, the sex is mediocre at best, and afterwards you start hoping to god that you didn't just contract a disease.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15674542 - 01/16/12 05:01 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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blazenn
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15674547 - 01/16/12 05:03 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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shroomie_glen said:
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aiyobro said: you people are sick and have mental problems.
I take it that comment was directed toward me in particular..... Thats okay, because its true, So I don't see anythang derogatory about it at all....
A nizzle is just Doin' Thangs....
yes i know i have mental problems.
but at least this situation made me lose all interest in hooking up with anymore bigger girls. and i'll definitely never use the internet for trying to randomly hook up with some hoe again.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15674552 - 01/16/12 05:04 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Honestly, it's pretty obvious you didn't wrap up your pecker, by the way you are avoiding that question, all I have to say is, damn man, have some self respect. Who knows what diseases you'll pick up doing scummy shit like that. Just saying. Hope you didn't get aids or something. I'd go get tested immediately if I were you.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15674554 - 01/16/12 05:05 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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And you said you didn't know she was fat?!?!
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15674555 - 01/16/12 05:05 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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blazenn said: pics... only temporarily tho. i really never wanna see any of these pics again. *pics removed, out of the goodness of my heart
Edited by drr (01/16/12 11:34 PM)
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15674560 - 01/16/12 05:07 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Wheres the videos man?? Two pics? Haha

People are gonna hate but those girls know how to have fun
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: PeterPanda209]
#15674563 - 01/16/12 05:08 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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woowwwwwwwwwww
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drr

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: PeterPanda209]
#15674565 - 01/16/12 05:08 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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I'd rather jerk it...
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: drr]
#15674572 - 01/16/12 05:09 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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<<<<< already is
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: drr]
#15674575 - 01/16/12 05:09 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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drr said:
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blazenn said: pics... only temporarily tho. i really never wanna see any of these pics again. *deleted pictures*

And she was bigger than these pics in real life? Don't mean to be rude but
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: The Vapor]
#15674580 - 01/16/12 05:11 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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yea i know there's no excuse. i think im safe on disease. her pussy didn't look any kinda fucked up, no clap warts or the herp. the only thing i'm really worried about is the possibility of HIV or HPV.
either way, i know i'm a piece of shit for doing some dirty shit like that but eh. fuck it. i know i'll never get THAT desperate again.
Quote:
The Vapor said:
And you said you didn't know she was fat?!?!
nah i knew she was fat, she just looked even bigger in person
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: spoonbomb]
#15674584 - 01/16/12 05:12 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Dude, I just want to tell you OP,
That there ain't no goddamn shame up in yo' game
Your just doin' thangs.... I myself was so inpired by your shenanigans, I opened an OKC acct. last night.. And after updating my profile a bit... I too will be able to share horror stories as you did...
In other words:
Has anyone ever told you "your my hero?"
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15674597 - 01/16/12 05:14 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Good Lord man! How on earth could you get it up for that monster? She is just horrendous!
AHHHHHHH GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15674599 - 01/16/12 05:14 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Confirmed, he raw-dogged the whale 
I'm praying for ya buddy
Did you pull out?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15674601 - 01/16/12 05:15 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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shroomie_glen said: Dude, I just want to tell you OP,
That there ain't no goddamn shame up in yo' game
Your just doin' thangs.... I myself was so inpired by your shenanigans, I opened an OKC acct. last night.. And after updating my profile a bit... I too will be able to share horror stories as you did...
In other words:
Has anyone ever told you "your my hero?"
You're delusional.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: drr]
#15674608 - 01/16/12 05:17 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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drr said:
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shroomie_glen said: Dude, I just want to tell you OP,
That there ain't no goddamn shame up in yo' game
Your just doin' thangs.... I myself was so inpired by your shenanigans, I opened an OKC acct. last night.. And after updating my profile a bit... I too will be able to share horror stories as you did...
In other words:
Has anyone ever told you "your my hero?"
You're delusional.
Hes delusional.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: drr]
#15674612 - 01/16/12 05:17 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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How so Drr?
The dude had fun for about a half an hour, and got his dick wet... Hes cool in my book....
Plus He got out of there is a deviously deceptively BADASS manner.... 'Nuff said.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15674614 - 01/16/12 05:18 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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PeterPanda209 said: Wheres the videos man?? Two pics? Haha

People are gonna hate but those girls know how to have fun 
i deleted everything else... i don't want to see them again. it brings me too much shame lol
Quote:
shroomie_glen said: Dude, I just want to tell you OP,
That there ain't no goddamn shame up in yo' game
Your just doin' thangs.... I myself was so inpired by your shenanigans, I opened an OKC acct. last night.. And after updating my profile a bit... I too will be able to share horror stories as you did...
In other words:
Has anyone ever told you "your my hero?"
hahah cheers brotha
i'm tellin you man i don't recommend it, but i'm looking forward to hearing the story 
really though i'm not stressin over this at all. i just hit a low point in my life sexually last night, and found the whole situation pretty fucking hilarious over all and these kinds of stories are some of my favorite ones to read here on shroomery. so i wanted to share my story of shame and ridicule with all you's guyz.
o and I DID IT 4 TEH LULZ
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15674622 - 01/16/12 05:20 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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shroomie_glen said: How so Drr?
The dude had fun for about a half an hour, and got his dick wet... Hes cool in my book....
Plus He got out of there is a deviously deceptively BADASS manner.... 'Nuff said.
correction. i had fun for about 5 mins, then i just kinda dealt with it for another 20 mins or so till i had the opportunity to bounce the fuck out of there.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15674653 - 01/16/12 05:26 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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shroomie_glen said: How so Drr?
The dude had fun for about a half an hour, and got his dick wet... Hes cool in my book....
Plus He got out of there is a deviously deceptively BADASS manner.... 'Nuff said.
Are you a virgin? Or is there some other reason you have extremely low standards? I don't mean to pick at you but damn dude. If you're just into that sort of thing...Maybe it's like a fetish or something. I just don't understand because it kinda makes me sick to my stomach.
I don't know but the look of that is very disturbing I don't see how one could even do it. She looks like she smells bad.
What's so badass about being so ashamed that you have to sneak out while she's in the shower, anyway?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: drr]
#15674719 - 01/16/12 05:39 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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i didn't leave cause i was ashamed. i left cause i really wasn't feelin her after i had already got a couple nuts and didn't wanna be there anymore. i ended up with the perfect opportunity to get the fuck out of there so i left without saying anything.
i also didn't mention she was still wanting me to cum for her again when we were in the shower. she kept trying to play with my shit but i kept pulling away then told her i just wanted to get in the shower to rinse off and that i was getting out. i didn't know she was gonna stay in the shower by herself, but i'm glad she did lol
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15675151 - 01/16/12 07:22 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Dude, you have inspired me to go rawdog a whale.....
And now that I have an OKC account, its only a matter of time....
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15675371 - 01/16/12 08:23 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Dude! That chick is fucking DISGUSTING! She's is SOOOOOOOOOOO fat.
Wow.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15675406 - 01/16/12 08:32 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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*screams out loud*

HOW DID YOU FIND IT?!
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: pwnasaurus]
#15675433 - 01/16/12 08:37 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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pwnasaurus said: Dude! That chick is fucking DISGUSTING! She's is SOOOOOOOOOOO fat.
Wow.
yeah while reading the story i had idea how big this chick was, and she was even bigger in person , the pics are from her skinnier days at what looks like a truckstop.
is there a site were good looking dudes can hook up with 7's atleast?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15675456 - 01/16/12 08:40 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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OKC is terrible.
There are much better sites for finding sexual partners. Everybody I've met off OKC has been incredibly neurotic and oftentimes misleading, whereas everybody I've met off Craigslist or MySpace has been pretty straightforward about who they are and what they want.
You could always go forth into the real world and find your sexual partners in real-life situations by having real-life conversations, but hey, sometimes the Internet is just easier.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15675544 - 01/16/12 08:54 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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OP...I read the thread, I didn't think it was that bad.
I mean, i have trouble cumming twice within a few hour period...i need to take breaks. I wouldda dipped the fuck out if I were you too.
Then....I saw the pics.
Are you serious? Seriously? You put your dick in that?
Lost all respect for OP. Chubby chicks are one thing, morbidly obese though....
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: akira_akuma]
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HOW DID YOU FIND IT?!
How does one even penetrate properly with that much fat going on?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Brugman]
#15675632 - 01/16/12 09:11 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Brugman said:
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akira_akuma said: *screams out loud*

HOW DID YOU FIND IT?!
How does one even penetrate properly with that much fat going on?
you'd need like a 14 inch cock to surpass all the ass fat
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Anthony] 2
#15675689 - 01/16/12 09:23 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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He probably just fucked her fat rolls and thought it was her pussy.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Anthony]
#15675695 - 01/16/12 09:24 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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you need like two 14 inch cocks to retract the fat away from the poontab for access.
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Uzziel said: He probably just fucked her fat rolls and thought it was her pussy. 
BAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Anthony]
#15675782 - 01/16/12 09:44 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Anthony said: Lost all respect for OP. Chubby chicks are one thing, morbidly obese though....

Like he gives a fuck about some random druggie's respect 
I'm still waiting for those pics
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: akira_akuma]
#15675792 - 01/16/12 09:47 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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I have to say OP this thread has made me laugh extremly hard I would have fucked a tub of lard before I fucked that beluga whale .... ... ... .. Forreal though chances are you probably got an std from that nasty sumo
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
#15675795 - 01/16/12 09:48 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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should have harpooned that fat ass whale. just walk in. raise harpoon. attempt to spear her through to the wall.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: HumanEnlightenment]
#15675808 - 01/16/12 09:51 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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should have harpooned that fat ass whale. just walk in. raise harpoon. attempt to spear her through to the wall.
I guess you didnt read the thread, that's exactly what he did, harpooned her from the front, harpooned her from behind, harpooned in the mouth a couple times
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#15675847 - 01/16/12 10:00 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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HumanEnlightenment said:
should have harpooned that fat ass whale. just walk in. raise harpoon. attempt to spear her through to the wall.
I guess you didnt read the thread, that's exactly what he did, harpooned her from the front, harpooned her from behind, harpooned in the mouth a couple times
I meant something that he could keep at a distance and after taking a literal harpoon. send her fat ass to japan. they like sushi and thats a hell of a whale to catch
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: HumanEnlightenment]
#15675850 - 01/16/12 10:02 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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And you're a hell of a wit to appreciate.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: SubMuncher]
#15675925 - 01/16/12 10:23 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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SubMuncher said:
EDIT- This has to be a troll
Ok im confused forgive me as I am not too much of an internet nerd but isn't there a difference between straight up trolling and just lying about something?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#15675965 - 01/16/12 10:32 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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i was really really twacked out of my mind once and i actually considered calling a prostitute
but then i was like "Nah, that seriously wouldn't even be that good because i'd feel soooo bad about myself afterwards"
can't even understand how people disrespect themselves this bad lol
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: owls]
#15675974 - 01/16/12 10:36 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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stickin' it.
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shroomie_glen
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#15675988 - 01/16/12 10:40 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
I guess you didnt read the thread, that's exactly what he did, harpooned her from the front, harpooned her from behind, harpooned in the mouth a couple times
BAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA over and over again...
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15676007 - 01/16/12 10:45 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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i know a dude who like p toots and he thought legalized p toots were worse then legalized drugs
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Konyap]
#15676015 - 01/16/12 10:47 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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aiyobro said: i know a dude who like p toots and he thought legalized p toots were worse then legalized drugs
What is satans hellish name are you talking about?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15676018 - 01/16/12 10:47 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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shroomie_glen said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
I guess you didnt read the thread, that's exactly what he did, harpooned her from the front, harpooned her from behind, harpooned in the mouth a couple times
BAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA over and over again...
if I didnt know better I'd think the RP was a japanese sailor
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#15676029 - 01/16/12 10:49 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Goddamn pris you be on it tonite!!!! When your hot your hot
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15676039 - 01/16/12 10:53 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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I'm on it every night but you guys rarely give me material to work with or I'm not here when I'm on it, I'm out harpooning teh whorepoons or something
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15676041 - 01/16/12 10:53 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#15676050 - 01/16/12 10:58 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: I'm on it every night but you guys rarely give me material to work with
you're only as good as your audience.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: akira_akuma]
#15676079 - 01/16/12 11:06 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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it really helps when my audience is on drugs
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akira_akuma
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#15676094 - 01/16/12 11:13 PM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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or if they're rallying against successful ideas.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: akira_akuma]
#15676334 - 01/17/12 12:38 AM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET XDDD WTFFF Dayum, been following this for a while....
OP how are you still here? Surely you should of been sucked into her or some shit. Dayummm just dayum.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: spoonbomb]
#15676398 - 01/17/12 01:04 AM (12 years, 14 days ago) |
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spoonbomb said:
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drr said:
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blazenn said: pics... only temporarily tho. i really never wanna see any of these pics again.
Pictures now removed for your own safety 
Pictures now removed for your own safety 

And she was bigger than these pics in real life? Don't mean to be rude but 
I take back my troll comment but whatever floats your boat.
Edited by SubMuncher (01/17/12 01:13 AM)
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mellowparty
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15677130 - 01/17/12 08:39 AM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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BTW OP are you fat?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
#15677246 - 01/17/12 09:24 AM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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hahahahahah one of the coolest stories I've read on the shroomery bro
you gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: niteowlthethird]
#15677406 - 01/17/12 10:20 AM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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Buncha children afraid of the pussy you lot are
OP gj on conquering that mammoth.. on to the next one!
wrap up next time tho... i'm fine with hitting morbidly obese whales but for THE LOVE OF GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING RUBBERs
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: spoonbomb]
#15677430 - 01/17/12 10:26 AM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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in the last pic it look like she's standing in the trash bin loll
Edited by Synth Ethics (01/17/12 03:15 PM)
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Synth Ethics]
#15677434 - 01/17/12 10:28 AM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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she does appear to be standing in the wastebasket, her pants
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: SomeGuy]
#15677602 - 01/17/12 11:18 AM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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All you guys who say you've lost respect for OP fuck you bigtime. It takes some guts to post such an embarrassing story and this thread makes me feel a lot better for myself, thank you OP. +5 for you
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15677650 - 01/17/12 11:31 AM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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DUDE SICK
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blujay]
#15677669 - 01/17/12 11:38 AM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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I agree... OP is a BOSS>... This story has such inpired me!
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15677736 - 01/17/12 11:58 AM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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shroomie_glen said: I agree... OP is a BOSS>... This story has such inpired me!
what? he knowingly fucked a hideous creature because he can't get any good pussy the real way. that is not boss. telling the story and being able to laugh about it is I guess.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15677768 - 01/17/12 12:10 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#15677850 - 01/17/12 12:33 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said:
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shroomie_glen said: I agree... OP is a BOSS>... This story has such inpired me!
what? he knowingly fucked a hideous creature because he can't get any good pussy the real way. that is not boss. telling the story and being able to laugh about it is I guess.
All based on perspective. I find that girl to be good looking. Healthy? Maybe not but I'd rather her have extra weight than be skinny. So it's all a matter of opinion. Fat doesnt always equal ugly.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#15677862 - 01/17/12 12:36 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said:
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shroomie_glen said: I agree... OP is a BOSS>... This story has such inpired me!
what? he knowingly fucked a hideous creature because he can't get any good pussy the real way. that is not boss. telling the story and being able to laugh about it is I guess.
Duh, thats what makes it SOO boss... LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS:
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: PeterPanda209]
#15678004 - 01/17/12 01:06 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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PeterPanda209 said:
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Led Zeppelin said:
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shroomie_glen said: I agree... OP is a BOSS>... This story has such inpired me!
what? he knowingly fucked a hideous creature because he can't get any good pussy the real way. that is not boss. telling the story and being able to laugh about it is I guess.
All based on perspective. I find that girl to be good looking. Healthy? Maybe not but I'd rather her have extra weight than be skinny. So it's all a matter of opinion. Fat doesnt always equal ugly.
you're right it is opinion, but most people wouldn't fuck a chick who is morbidly obese. Unless OP is a huge fatty, I would never lower my standards THAT low. I mean, congrats, you fucked a hella nasty fat chick, sooo boss!
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Anthony]
#15678516 - 01/17/12 02:49 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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forreal OP don't bare back anyone else. Chances are you got an STD from that bitch
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: i like cow poo]
#15678556 - 01/17/12 02:56 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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I've tried okcupid and i haven't got a single response. Which is fucking annoying considering i'm not weird, not stupid, and moderately attractive. The only reason i'm on there is i've exhausted all of the girls i know and want to branch out of my groups of friends :unamused:
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: bbl337]
#15678603 - 01/17/12 03:05 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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oh wow, just saw the pics...

..did you have to lift her stomach flap to gain entry?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: ButteredToast]
#15678667 - 01/17/12 03:20 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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ButteredToast said: oh wow, just saw the pics...

..did you have to lift her stomach flap to gain entry?
nope and i was poundin it balls deep.
the fat in her stomach was moving around so much that her body was rolling in waves much like an ocean.
all in all it was really fucking disgusting and i'm surprised i even came once.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15678678 - 01/17/12 03:22 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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blazenn said:
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ButteredToast said: oh wow, just saw the pics...

..did you have to lift her stomach flap to gain entry?
nope and i was poundin it balls deep.
the fat in her stomach was moving around so much that her body was rolling in waves much like an ocean.
all in all it was really fucking disgusting and i'm surprised i even came once.
the mental image in my mind right now is so disturbing..........
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Anthony]
#15678687 - 01/17/12 03:25 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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that's what i was aiming for
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn] 1
#15678724 - 01/17/12 03:32 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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blazenn said:
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ButteredToast said: oh wow, just saw the pics...

..did you have to lift her stomach flap to gain entry?
nope and i was poundin it balls deep.
the fat in her stomach was moving around so much that her body was rolling in waves much like an ocean.
all in all it was really fucking disgusting and i'm surprised i even came once.
Whoooaaaa... Sooo NOT boss.
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blazenn
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15678757 - 01/17/12 03:39 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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i hope you lost your desire to fuck a fatty on OKC because of that post
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kiss_the_sky03
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15678794 - 01/17/12 03:45 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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good shit, OP
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: kiss_the_sky03]
#15679000 - 01/17/12 04:26 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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an ocean of fat rolls...
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shroomie_glen
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15679025 - 01/17/12 04:29 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
blazenn said:
i hope you lost your desire to fuck a fatty on OKC because of that post
I'm not going to fuck a fatty, I am going to lay out some young girl... She will probably be like 18 and have 6 kids and three prescriptions.. but whatever.. That seems to be every woman in ohio...
SO NOOOOO
I am still very much inspired.
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i like cow poo
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15679381 - 01/17/12 05:34 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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I sense that the shroomery is overrun with std stricken sexual bandits seeking to corrupt sweet untainted pussy
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shroomie_glen
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: i like cow poo]
#15679404 - 01/17/12 05:39 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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i like cow poo said: I sense that the shroomery is overrun with std stricken sexual bandits seeking to corrupt sweet untainted pussy
Its a secret!
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15679492 - 01/17/12 05:58 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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by the sounds of the story its a good thing he took the pictures down.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: K Y L E]
#15679852 - 01/17/12 07:07 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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I wish he didn't...
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furthurxfuture
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#15680029 - 01/17/12 07:41 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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Uh what's to be ashamed about?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: furthurxfuture]
#15680147 - 01/17/12 08:08 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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Apparently he finds it shameful to pork fatties.
Personally I think he just needs to get over himself.
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Anthony
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#15680155 - 01/17/12 08:09 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
BlindSophist said: Apparently he finds it shameful to pork fatties.
Personally I think he just needs to get over himself. 
sometimes, people set standards. failing to live up to those standards results in shame. I would be ashamed of myself if was the OP too, except I probably would have turned and ran away the second I saw her rolls
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Anthony]
#15680177 - 01/17/12 08:14 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anthony said:
Quote:
BlindSophist said: Apparently he finds it shameful to pork fatties.
Personally I think he just needs to get over himself. 
sometimes, people set standards. failing to live up to those standards results in shame. I would be ashamed of myself if was the OP too, except I probably would have turned and ran away the second I saw her rolls
Still, he should get over it. I think everybody with an active sex live has one or two fucks (at least) they'd take back.
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Anthony
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#15680186 - 01/17/12 08:16 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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I'm sure he will get over it. I have yet to regret any chick that I've boned, but I am still young, I'm sure that day will come.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Anthony]
#15680211 - 01/17/12 08:20 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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I have my regrets but I wouldn't take any of it back so far. I always use protection and boy do I love fucking.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#15680212 - 01/17/12 08:20 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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OP hit that shit raw though. big mistake, especially from an OKC stranger who obviously has been boned a million times before
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Anthony]
#15680232 - 01/17/12 08:24 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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Remember everyone, condoms are your friend. If you find them intolerable you just haven't found the right kind.
My flavor of choice:
 (Not to brag.)
If you wear condoms and you sleep with girls who are pro-choice then that is some nice worry-free hanky-panky.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15680422 - 01/17/12 08:55 PM (12 years, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
blazenn said:
nope and i was poundin it balls deep.
the fat in her stomach was moving around so much that her body was rolling in waves much like an ocean.
all in all it was really fucking disgusting and i'm surprised i even came once.
But you did cum... like a boss
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Alabama Slim
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: SubMuncher]
#15683151 - 01/18/12 11:58 AM (12 years, 12 days ago) |
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I was on there for a while but all the visitors to my profile were huge women, yo I can appreciate a bigun but these women are way fatter than me and I'm 220lb so if she's pushing a deuce and a half I cant handle that much women. I want to be the beast not the beauty.
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